Shut up

In order to participate in the school's teaching expert selection, I was fully prepared, just the teaching plan was written several times, tried to teach no less than ten lessons, asked the old teacher to give me advice, revised and revised, it is inevitable. As long as there is no problem with the cooperation of the students, then this teaching expert is none other than me.

Speaking of students, I have one more very important thing to do. It is to Zhang Xiaoyi to close his crow's mouth. This kid is the living treasure of our class. The most capable thing is to interject during class. When you are talking wonderfully and the students are fascinated, he will always make a strange noise or ask you an insignificant question, disturb your thinking, and disrupt the order of the class. For this reason, I asked him to ask the parents several times, but to no avail. This time, the teaching expert selection will be held, and the winner or loser will be determined in one lesson. I can't let this kid make me smash the pot.

Before the class, I called Zhang Xiaoyi to my office and said to him sternly: "Zhang Xiaoyi, in this class, you have to close your mouth for me, otherwise I will stop your class for a week. Zhang Xiaoyi nodded, trying to say something, I waved my hand and said, "NO! You're going to have to shut up from now on, just after class, see? Zhang Xiaoyi nodded.

Sending Zhang Xiaoyi away, my mood relaxed a lot, I seemed to see the principal's smile, saw the principal personally delivered the red gilded teaching certificate to my hand, I seemed to hear the thunderous applause of colleagues for me.

I stood in front of the mirror, and today I was simply handsome and cool. For today, I bought a white T-shirt and jeans. It is said that people with clothes, horses with saddles, a little good, put on new clothes, the whole person's temperament is immediately greatly improved. Confidence. The only thing that is not enough is that the jeans are a little tight, but the problem is not big, just put a little belly on the line.

The first half of the lesson went very smoothly as I expected. The enthusiasm of the students was fully mobilized by me. Scramble to raise your hand to answer the question. The classroom atmosphere is warm and the effect is excellent! I saw the principal who was listening to the lecture and several judges in the Department of Education smile approvingly.

At this time, I saw Zhang Xiaoyi raise his hand. Boy, I didn't ask a question, which one are you holding? I want to make trouble again! Taking advantage of the students' free time in the group discussion, I walked over to Zhang Xiaoyi and whispered sternly, "Zhang Xiaoyi, you forgot what the teacher said to you before class?" Zhang Xiaoyi said: "Teacher, you are cool..." I interrupted Zhang Xiaoyi and said: "I know that the teacher is cool, but the teacher is in class, what is there to say after class, now you shut me up!" ”

After getting Zhang Xiaoyi, I continued to lecture, but I felt as if the atmosphere at the scene had changed suddenly. Some students covered their mouths and couldn't help but laugh. Some hid their heads in books, and even the teachers who listened to the lectures walked out of the classroom with a sneaky smile one after another. This blinded me, and I spun my head fast. I've gone through what I just said. No problem! But how did the students suddenly become so smiling and take the wrong medicine?

I panicked, and the more panicked I became, the more wrong I became, and in the end I was incoherent. A good class was a complete mess.

I blamed this Zhang Xiaoyi, after class, I angrily called Zhang Xiaoyi to the office to sprinkle all my anger on him

"Zhang Xiaoyi, didn't I tell you before I went to class not to let you talk?"

Zhang Xiaoyi said grievously: "Teacher, I didn't interject!" ”

"Then what are you doing with your hands up?"

"Teacher, you're cool..."

I was almost crazy, I yelled at Zhang Xiaoyi, "Zhang Xiaoyi, we are lecturing, not engaging in celebrity meetings!" You made no mistake! ”

Zhang Xiaoyi was frightened by me and cried "wow", crying while saying: "Teacher, I don't mean you're cool, I want to remind your pants..."

"What's wrong with my pants, my pants..." I looked down, my mom! The front of my pants was wide open, and the floral plaid panties were faintly visible inside. No wonder the teacher and the students laughed.

Why do I have to make Zhang Xiaoyi shut up, this can throw everyone to my mother's mother's grandmother's house!