The Tang Dynasty version of the program "Nothing But You" has not been as popular as it is now since its inception. The fire has reached the streets and alleys, and the headline Weibo is hotly discussing the same topic these days: How did the minority fat man have a love affair with the beautiful boss of the BOSS group?
In fact, this problem is not even clear to the program producer Bai Juyi. So much so that when he later began to plan the large-scale love triangle TV series "Long Hate Song", he asked himself over and over again: Is everything from this?
Before that, the Tang Dynasty version of "Nothing But You" can only be said to be a very mediocre variety show. Due to the Tang Dynasty's radio and television general restrictions on the control of entertainment orders, several gods and gods in the audience threw a few warm topics to several job seekers who did not stand on the stage - even the general director did not fantasize about its popular appearance.
The only thing that has a breaking point is that Yang Yuhuan, who is the first female high-level executive of the central enterprise, personally sits in the seat. Her appearance seems to be more worthy of the title of number one than her identity. Even Li Bai, who has been galloping in the pop music scene for decades, known as a poetry immortal, has filled in three pop songs for her.
The clouds want to dress and flowers, and the spring breeze blows Revlon. If it were not for the jade mountain head, it would meet the Yaotai Moon.
A branch of red dew condensed incense, cloud rain Wushan cut off the intestines. Borrowing from the Han Palace who has to be like, poor Fei Yan leans on the new makeup.
The famous flowers are happy with the country, and the king looks at it with a smile. Explaining the infinite hatred of the spring wind, Shen Xiangting leaned north to dry.
Although these three Qingping tune suites were made with the bonus of the boss of the central enterprise, because they entered the chinese song list, Yang Yuhuan actually had the taste of northern beauty and independence under the background of the street song aura.
Therefore, when the fat man An Lushan appeared on the stage, Yang Yuhuan was actually laughed at by him like a silly girl, not only the audience in front of the stage, but also the husband who accompanied her to record the program and the boss of the central enterprise - Li Longji was also inexplicably surprised.
Even according to the Tang Dynasty people and their fierceness, and their mixed aesthetics, this fat man named An Lushan, who stood up with a hundred pounds of small belly, two small mustaches, and a smirk, was not up to the standard of a handsome man. However, this rough and grin actually led to a palace-level ambiguous relationship that had never been seen before, and no one might dare to emulate it.
Later, when dissecting his own mental journey in the best-selling autobiography, An Lushan wrote proudly: Before going on the show, he conducted an in-depth and thorough study of Vice President Yang's employment taste.
Because, he wants to ascend to the high position of central enterprises too much, and he wants to become famous too much.
For many years before that, An Lushan could only be regarded as an ordinary and confident young man in Liucheng, a northeastern Yingzhou in China. At that time, he was not yet surnamed An, although the temperament of the second was natural, but it was far from the point of being able to retract freely.
This young man named Zajishan, whose father died early, remarried with his mother to An Yanyan, a local security captain, before changing his surname. Until the age of 30, he also worked with a young man named Yu Yu to sell frontier specialties and work as a frontier trade broker to make a difference.
Perhaps he doubted the authenticity of his wife's description of his "illuminated vault" when he was born, so when stealing sheep, he was caught by Zhang Shoujue, a leader of Youzhou.
No way, according to Tang Law, when stripped and sat down, beat to death with a big stick. But at this time, the temperament of the second hidden in the body began to erupt, and from then on it was out of control (it was proved that during the Tang Dynasty, regardless of whether it was true or not, the second goods were very open).
Only to see An Lushan shouting: Wait a minute, boss, don't you want to recover the other two ethnic minorities? I am proficient in the style of the two places, how can you kill me.
Zhang Shoujue took a look, yo, white and fat, still a cute second generation, quickly loosen the binding, I will not kill you, give you a military establishment, from now on follow me mixed, change to eat public meals.
An Lu Shan
Well, fat people, both men and women, in the Tang Dynasty Imperial Company, have a unique advantage.
With this extra flesh and cunning head, An FatZi mixed into the Tang Dynasty Imperial Company, like a fish.
But at the moment, even he himself could not think of the inevitability of this. Because there is a boss watching, An Fat Zi and the young people in the same village are still in peace, starting from the catching of the life will start slowly.
I have to admit that although An Fat Zi looks a bit silly, he has skills that ordinary people don't have, and he is born with divine power.
When he was a catcher, he could capture dozens of Turks with only a few cavalry, and after the monsters were upgraded, he could also take the first rank of general in the ten thousand armies.
The point is that Zhang Shoujue ate the set of this white fat boy who sneaked up on the horse, and even recognized him as a righteous son. Under the illumination of his father's love like a mountain, An Fat Zi wanted the wind to be windy and the rain to be rainy, so even if he returned home from a great defeat in the Khitan war, Old Master Zhang did not give up the military law, sighed, and sent his beloved son to the capital to listen to the fall. Isn't there still a fraternal boss living there?
Old Master Zhang's abacus was indeed not disappointed. In the capital, his beloved son did not hurt half a hair, thanks to the president who knew the imperial era.
Yes, you guessed it, it was the one who was inexplicably surprised later in the show.
Strange to say, from beginning to end, President Tang Xuanzong naturally had a good feeling for An FatZi, perhaps fat in his aesthetic point.
Lee Long-ki
Even a few years later, An Fat Zi and Yang Yuhuan openly raised eyebrows to communicate with him, he was not annoyed, when the white flower fat man dangled in front of his eyes, he was so happy that he just wanted to kneel: Wu that fat man was so cute and cute, fat and fat was so fresh and vulgar.
Let CEO Zhang Jiuling warn again and again that this Fat Man has a reverse phase, and if he is allowed to stay in the company, it will be a disaster in the future. But President Li didn't care, he actually forgot why this fat man was sent to the capital.
After that, An Lushan made full use of the opportunity to stay at the headquarters in the capital and spread the doors in various ways, leaving a deep impression on the leaders at all levels with his oily head and attentive wallet.
So that when he returned to the frontier lightly, no one except Old Master Zhang believed that he should have gone to the robbery, and as a result, he was gilded.
That is, from this life encounter, An Fatzi realized that the blessed land in his life was not on the frontier, and he could make full use of his unique advantages to go to the first-tier city of Chang'an to break out of the big name.
Therefore, when after the death of His father Zhang Shoujue, he successfully became the soldier and horse envoy of the Pinglu Army, and he was waiting painstakingly, waiting for an opportunity that would allow him to return to the vision of President Li of the headquarters again.
Therefore, when the program team that is none other than you sent the Datang Workplace Elite Solicitation Order to his border town, he was the first to buy the interviewer and successfully escaped the assessment of the audition and re-election.
However, there is a saying how to say, Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, one is willing to fight a wish to be beaten, if it is not the beauty boss is spoiled by her husband is too lonely, it will not be teased by An Fat Zi on the flowers and branches, he has the ability to at most can only mix a department manager in the Pinglu branch, and there will be no more sadomasochism, dog blood, love triangle, rocket promotion plot.
Back to the present, no matter how the audience complains and how much they rebuke its three customary tendencies, at the same time that the Tang Dynasty is not yours, An Fatzi was successfully recruited into the core layer of the central enterprise headquarters building.
However, if you want to stay in the core layer for a long time, you can't do it without showing some outstanding skills. Fortunately, at this time, the Tang Empire Company, the trade situation is in a year-to-year surplus, there is no need for An Fat Zi to strategize economically, he has only one thing to do - to find a way to please the boss and his woman.
Hu Whirling Dance
For some people, it is more difficult to please their superiors than to rob the law field, such as Wei Zheng and the aforementioned ignorant Zhang Jiuling. But for some people, pleasing people is his talent, An Fat Man can dance, and flattering kung fu is almost familiar.
In general, it can be roughly divided into: dealing with the core leadership represented by President Li, mainly by pretending to be stupid and selling cute and patting the horse's ass. For example, he can pretend not to worship the prince and say with a cute face: In my heart, only you do not have him, boss.
When President Li deliberately pointed to his huge belly and asked him what was inside, he could pat himself on the back with a relaxed look: "There is nothing else, only a red heart loyal to Your Majesty." ”
Of course, he would sometimes talk to President Li and you, giggling and chanting some crooked poems to praise Yang Guifei's figure.
And to deal with female leaders like Yang Yuhuan, they used all kinds of means to seduce their sisters and throw themselves into their love, for example, in order to stimulate Yang Yuhuan's great maternal love, he directly lay down in front of the bed, shouted his mother,, brought tea and water, not to mention, as respectful as filial piety.
Many people will wonder, is this Boss Lee and the company's top management stupid? How could he eat his sneaky set of horses? According to various paparazzi gossip, many big guys in the company are very popular with his set.
An Fatzi's position in the Tang Empire Company was rising steadily, and when he rebelled against Tang in the name of the Qing Junbian and annexed the head office in the name of the branch, and the horseshoe had already reached under Chang'an City, Tang Xuanzong was still suspicious of the letter: How could a fat man with a mouth and a parent, who was so close to him, be opposed? No way? No way!
This fat man is so split personality, turning his face faster than turning a book.
Zhang Jiuling, the CEO who had been alert to him earlier, was ignored as a passerby. The president of the Tang Dynasty Imperial Company, with contempt and contempt, dug a big pit for himself step by step, then jumped in and personally covered the soil.
Later, when President Li himself was interviewed and summed up why his Tang Dynasty Imperial Company was in decline, he was very upset and sprinkled all his resentment on the program "Nothing But You", but the "Nothing But You" program has always been very wronged.
Flies do not sting seamless eggs, if it is not Tang Xuanzong's company benefits are too good, a group of people are idle eggs hurt, oblivious, how can an fat man take advantage of it? His big belly could have been used on the battlefield that threatened the enemy army, rather than crawling on the floor tiles of the Daming Palace, and using a set of folk dances to get a step by step.
At that time, the frontier youth who sold goods with An Lushan and carried guns together, almost at the same time as An Fatzi made his debut, he also gained the trust of President Li and climbed to a high position of power in the branch of the Tang Empire.
On the second day after being given the name Shi Siming by President Li, he and An Fatzi raised the banner of rebellion, a fantasy adventure story of two middle-aged uncles, which was later called "An Shi Rebellion".
Under the remnants of the desert sun, they worked hand in hand with each other, hoping to personally send the Tang Dynasty Imperial Company down the mountain.
Only pity the president Li Longji, who was looking at Chang'an from afar, was sad and torn his heart and lungs: Why? Why? Why love you but hurt me.