Life is like a box of chocolates
You never know what the next one will taste like
It's like a man's "fart"
You never know
It's the same when it's going to pop up
Tap to turn on the Stinky Farts Not Ringing skill
Death to a personal rainbow fart
Not often
(*Rainbow Fart: A mysterious word technique characterized by fancy touting)
It's a variety of boyfriends/husbands
Loud farts, farts, stinky farts
Symphony in P major is played in the ears
Click continuously to turn on the Serial Fart skill
With the deepening of communication
He even learned to confess with farts
Tap to open the Underwater Fountain Fart skill
Although endure this all day
An attack that is almost a biological weapon
However, please don't talk about breaking up lightly
Because men who love to fart
Really excellent
Farting is a physiological behavior of human exhaust
It is normal for adults to "purr" 10 to 22 times a day[1]
The number of times measured in a small population study[2] was approximately:
The type of fart is closely related to food
Contains more sulfides
Foods such as high protein and cruciferous vegetables
It will make the fart stink
And difficult to digest fiber, starchy food
This will cause a lot of farts and loud[3]
What this type of food has in common is that
The feeling of fullness is relatively strong
It is an indispensable feed for the resurrection of workers full of blood
Also, eat too fast and talk while eating
Loves chewing gum and smoking, etc
Swallow too much air
It will also turn into an extra fart
So, a guy farts a lot
It shows that he loves to work hard and is self-motivated
Inside the fart, most of the gas components have no taste
(such as hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen, nitrogen, etc.)
But less than 1% of the ingredients remain
But it is the main force in releasing pungent odors[1]
(The main source of malodor is sulfur-containing gases.)
And indole and fecal stink smell like mothballs
Not much contribution to stinky farts)
Especially men, this carnivorous animal
Best at releasing farts when careless
In the face of such a huge lethal force
He was like wearing a gas mask
In order not to "suck back" their own farts
He can hold his breath for up to 10 seconds
At the same time, he quickly fled the scene of the crime
Challenge your lung capacity anytime, anywhere
Can you say that he is excellent?
In public, farts are rampant
To avoid embarrassment
Most people will choose to hold their farts
Or a fart on one side
While controlling the speed of the fart, slowly release it
But the probability of farting in this way is higher
After the fart appears, continue to hold and continue to release
It's easier to have serial farts!
Those who are determined not to hold their farts
People who can say something and let go of farts
Psychological quality is also real excellent!
And, don't hold your farts in addition to making you "happy"
It can also avoid secondary damage to the body
Short-term fart holding can cause bloating
Affects the digestive function of the gastrointestinal tract
Long-term fart holding may also be related to diverticulitis[7]
However, there are few relevant studies and the conclusions are not clear enough
Just hold back
These sealed farts will not disappear in a vacuum
The suffocating fart will be reabsorbed by the intestinal wall
Travels through blood circulation to the lungs
Finally released from the mouth[6]!
Fortunately, stinky farts also have a solution!
No need to quit meat and vegetarianism
Just go with more meat
Bananas, potatoes, legumes, grains (with resistant starch)
Wheat pasta, asparagus, etc. (containing fructosans)
These substances are not easily digested and absorbed by the small intestine
After reaching the large intestine, it can be broken down before the protein
Although there are more farts, it can reduce hydrogen sulfide by 75%
Achieve the effect of "fart does not stink"! [4-5]
On the contrary, don't be afraid of farts
Deliberately eat less fiber foods
Otherwise the protein you eat can only "rot alone"
Farts, though not much, are the stinkiest
The so-called "fart does not stink, stinky fart does not sound"
If the boyfriend farts more than ordinary people
It is accompanied by stomach pain, vomiting, diarrhea, and blood in the stool
It is better to change a boyfriend and take him to the doctor
May be constipation, indigestion
May also be irritable bowel syndrome,
Lactose/fructose intolerance
or diseases such as ulcerative colitis[8]
Finally, @men
Cherish the one next to you
Embrace your N-ass fairy
You and your significant other
What are some of the "happy farts"?
Welcome to the comments section to share duck ~
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