Funny: The male ticket came to my house, found that his parents were not there, and kissed me

1. Teacher: Who can tell you a story, Xiaoming, you tell a story Xiaoming: I don't have a good story, just tell me about my parents. On Monday, my dad made a dish, my mom said it wasn't delicious, and my dad slapped my mom in the face: I cook or you cook. On Tuesday, my dad bought a curtain, my mom said the color was not pretty, dad slapped my mom: I buy it or you buy it. Thursday my dad... Teacher: Xiaoming didn't say it on Wednesday? Xiaoming slapped the teacher: I tell a story or you tell a story...

2. Before going to bed last night, my little niece came to me crying and said, "Aunt, my parents are fighting again." I rushed over to advise: "Husband and wife should tolerate each other, you fight, you must also consider the child, how pitiful the child is." Then I comforted the little girl: "Don't be afraid, your parents promise not to fight in the future." The little niece choked and said, "Aunt, you should return the money borrowed from my family, so that my parents will not fight again..."

3. Dinner to eat dumplings for the little nephew for three, half an hour later, found that the little nephew bowl still has two dumplings, I am a little annoyed: you know to watch TV, this will only eat one, hurry up and eat and then watch ... Little nephew: Aunt I haven't started eating yet, that fell to the ground...

4. In the car, when I met my ex-wife and son, I said directly in my head... It's ugly! Your son looks like this, what does your husband have to look like now, I regret leaving! She glanced at me and said, "Look at your damage, will you have a baby with you?" It's ridiculous!

5. The male ticket came to my house, found that his parents were not there, kissed me, and the result... Impatiently, he threw me down on the couch and kissed him, and I pushed him hard: "You hurt me!" As a result, my family Wang pounced on and bit my boyfriend's ass without lying down, and the pain made my boyfriend scream! Keep confessing to the dog," don't dare, don't dare!" Under my comfort, my family reluctantly let him go, fortunately, the pants he wore were thick and did not bite!