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Oh, yokai, don't run (funny version)

author:Oriental Land Show
Oh, yokai, don't run (funny version)

The yellow wind monster came when the situation

A late dream, a dream of a stranger crossing the border.

Sure enough, I heard that Tang Monk's disciples had come.

Yesterday, they passed through Dunhuang and suddenly encountered the Yellow Wind Monster, which was waiting for "everything like a dog". Just a few masters and apprentices, ready to take a good rest at the Lei Yin Temple. Suddenly, the Yellow Wind Monster came to the door of the Lei Yin Temple with many small minions to provoke. Threatened to eat Tang monk meat. The Great Saint was in a hurry and hurried out. I saw a big man with yellow hair, yellow whiskers, and a yellow face with hundreds of small minions. Can't help but laugh, hahaha, really a small place, have not seen the real god.

So he took the golden hoop stick from his ear and said, "Change, change, change like the thickness of a rolling pin." Shout, Come, boy, let you see the golden hoop stick of the old grandson.

The Yellow Wind Monster is not to scare the big ones. Calmly stepped forward, blew a breath of yellow gas, and made a flute-shaped baby in his hand. Screaming, hmm, who in this world is afraid of whom? Let's walk and see. Before the words could land, the two were fighting together.

After a while, the jade gate was hit. After a while, I hit the Yadan landform again. Then it flew over the Mogao Caves. After turning around a few times, he returned to the sky above the Lei Yin Temple. Three hundred rounds of the great battle, regardless of victory or defeat. The fight was dark, and the chickens and dogs were restless.

The crowd looked at the sky in pity, and there was no consensus.

Besides, why is this yellow wind monster so arrogant? It turned out that this yellow wind monster had a treasure ---- willow flute. Every year in March, there will always be trouble. Just one breath of yellow gas, the yellow sand of mingsha mountain, will all blow up. Unless, of course, there is a rain god to help, and the rain god is not everyone can be moved. When the Elder of Lei Yin Temple told the Pig Eight Precepts about this secret, the Pig Eight Precepts said that this was not easy. Marshal Peng was not in vain that year. Decided to help Brother Monkey and go to heaven to ask the rain god. Along the way, he also went to see his Chang'e sister, and the lonely Chang'e sister was bored looking at the osmanthus tree in a daze. Seeing the eight precepts of the pig visiting, brought alpine green tea to smile and treat each other. After talking about the situation after talking about the farewell, the Eight Precepts of the Pig are a bit in love. Before parting, Pig Bajie wanted to come to a bear hug, and was splashed with tea by Chang'e. "To provoke the slave family out of thin air, but also to take advantage, there is no way." I had to be depressed and ask the rain god. Fortunately, the rain god went somewhere else and just returned. After hearing the situation, he came with the eight precepts.

Above lei yin temple. The rain god shook his rain fan. The Great Sage and the Yellow Wind Monster were still fighting. When the fight was inextricably divided, suddenly there was thunder. In an instant, it was raining heavily, crackling, crackling. Soon the ground was splashing, and soon a fresh and pleasant new world was washed out.

The yellow wind monster saw that the situation was not good, and was ready to slip. The Great Saint Naken spares him. Shout: Oh, youkai, don't run. Say it and swing the stick. The rain god hurriedly stretched out a rain fan and said, Great Sage, be merciful! Forgive and forgive. The yellow wind monster looked at the rain god gratefully and took the opportunity to run. When the little minions saw that the master had been defeated, they ran away.

The rain god said goodbye to everyone and stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds, and he went back to work. In this world, the person who dares not offend the most is the boss.

The great sage and the multitudes, then put their minds at ease. Accompanied by the elder of Lei Yin Temple, I went to taste Dunhuang's famous apricot peel water, ate Dunhuang's longevity alkali noodles, Mogao stuffed skin, moon spring pulp water surface and bubble oil cake (special instructions, special vegetarian meals), went to the Danghe style line, and went to Mogao Grottoes for a turn. It was warmly welcomed by the local believers, and many tourists rushed to take photos with them. The headlines in Dunhuang are none other than them.

When the sun set in the west, they led the white dragon on the road again. If you meet them and hear their stories, please write them down.

Before leaving, the Eight Precepts of the Pig also took away two large bags of raisins and Mingshan jujubes from the Oriental Show Family.

Hum, I don't know how many pieces of silver are left behind. Is it pretending not to know how hard people work? The weather was like this, and there was a woman still at work.

Oh, yokai, don't run (funny version)

The Yellow Wind Monster was gone, and the sky was clear

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