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Self-made funny animation: Don't run at night, it's too dangerous

author:Little Blue's funny everyday

That day I stood on the scale, looked at the 140 pounds dangling on the scale, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought, I was also a handsome and handsome guy, how did I fall into this now. The more I thought about it, the harder I became, so I made up my mind that I had to lose weight. The so-called journey of a thousand miles began with a single step, and in order to push myself, I came to the asphalt road in the town that night and prepared for a big exercise. I heard that I had to warm up before strenuous exercise, but I didn't do any warm-up movements, so I thought it would be better to jog for a while, just as a warm-up. I was going to sprint a hundred meters after jogging, but I didn't want to jogging before it was over, and I began to be overwhelmed. After a few months of not running, I have become so weak, and looking at my bloated figure, I can't help but feel the importance of exercise. Just when I was cheering myself on and preparing to create glory again. A man suddenly ran past me, from a distance this man must be at least 40 years old, I am a guy in his early twenties let him give super, how can this work! I can't lose to him even if I don't get any better. So I began to accelerate desperately, for nothing else, just to prove that I was better than this uncle in his 40s. But the truth once made me snap in the face, and whenever I was about to catch up with him, he could always take a step faster than me and distance himself from me. What was even more embarrassing was that at this time, his face was already red, but he still insisted on running in front of me. I was even a little touched to see him running desperately, I didn't expect him to be so disciplined in his 40s, what reason did I have not to work hard. I saw the brilliance of the example in him, and I decided to worship him as a teacher and strengthen my body with him. I started yelling at him, hoping he would stop and take me as an apprentice, but he didn't mean to stop, but ran harder. I suddenly understood his intentions, he was testing me, and only by surpassing him would I be qualified to be his apprentice. So I began to chase him harder, and I clearly remember chasing him for half an hour, if it weren't for my youth and endurance, I would have let him run away. But just as I was about to catch up with him, he turned around and threw me a bag, then turned around and ran again. It's very embarrassing, isn't he going to test me, I can't catch up with him, why give me a bag and run? I was about to open the bag to see what was inside, when suddenly two big men came after me, only to see that they were holding shovels in their hands, and they ran at me angrily, which scared me a lot, and the big night would not be to meet the bandits. So I turned around and fled without thinking, not thinking that these two bandits were so arrogant, they chased after me and shouted at me not to run, really stupid, it is difficult not to run, it is difficult to wait for you to catch. I had a fierce chase with them, and although my face was already red, I could always take a step ahead of them when they were about to catch up. Suddenly I began to understand the uncle before me, and I couldn't believe that he was thinking of me as a bandit. Although I sympathize with him, it is more of envy now. He was glad to meet me, who wanted to worship the teacher, but I was unlucky to meet these two people with shovels. In order to save my life, I ran desperately, but I never escaped. All I remember is hearing a bang, then my head blank, and by the time I woke up I was already in the hospital. Sitting in front of him were three men, two former gangsters and one police officer. Just when I was confused and wanted to stop talking, the police officer stepped forward to explain: "Last night they treated you as a thief, and then they impulsively beat you, the real thief has now been caught, according to the thief's description, you chased him desperately and took back the stolen bag, you are a good citizen who has seen righteousness and courage." "Listening to the police officer say this, my headache instantly improved a lot. Since I have become a good citizen, it is better to continue to be good. According to the examination, I was only slightly concussed, as long as I cultivated well, it was not a big problem, so I was not particularly difficult for those two uncles. And these two uncles are also very reasonable, not only compensated for the medical expenses of missed work, but also bought me a lot of nutritional products, afraid that I can not recover quickly. The result is obvious, now I am intact, but this weight has risen by another order of magnitude. As for why it is so heavy, one is that the two uncles take good care of it, and the other is that I am afraid of getting a shovel in my head again and going to his running exercise.

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