During the performance of the actor, various situations may occur offstage. Once Liu Wenheng and Liu Wenzhen said "Xueyue Opera", just after making the "pad talk", Liu Wenheng saw an audience member asleep, and snored loudly, which affected the audience next to them to watch the performance. He pointed his finger at the audience and said, "Unfortunately, look at the money he spent, the horns have not yet opened their mouths to sing, he 'drank' first." On this "hanging", not to mention the audience laughing, there are people who call it a good child. The spectator woke up, sleepy-eyed, and said, "You drank a lot of 'Zhigu Sorghum' (Tianjin famous wine), right?" The audience burst into laughter again.
It is common for the audience to sleep offstage, and the actors can ignore it. But as mentioned above, the audience, snoring, has to be "managed", or is the audience listening to him or listening to the actors? Yin Xiaoxiao and Liu Wenbu (Yang Shaokui's apprentice) also encountered this incident, and that day the two of them were talking about "Fenhe Bay", and they were talking about what play to sing, and one of the audience members fell asleep, and Yin Xiaoxiao pointed to the sleeping audience and said, "Look, I haven't sung yet, this one is on." Liu Wenbu said: "I see that 80% of the children are drunk high." So we have to sing too? Shall we sing "The Great Temple"? Yin laughed and said: "Well, (learn to sing) gold medal tune, silver medal selection, the cold kiln came to my Wang's treasure jun..." This sentence was sung full of tones, and the audience gave warm applause. It was his singing and the applause of the audience that woke up the one who "fried". Then, he didn't say the original line, "I'll do this." Instead, it said, "You see it, right?" I said this, and this one woke up. Do you wake up and take a nap first, come up, and let's take a piece of "Pickpocketing Coat"? His singing wanted applause, "hanging" in exchange for crosstalk.
Another time, it was also the two of them who cooperated, saying "Stealing the Axe", and the two audience members in the audience had a verbal altercation, and the sound was not small. Only to see Liu Wenbu roll up his sleeves and "pour his mouth" into Tianjin dialect: "Wait a while, that skinny little dry one, I have to help him go!" Yin laughed and said, "Don't be busy, I'll go get that axe, you carry it." This "hanging" smashing, really enough, not to mention the audience laughed, the two quarrelsome audience members were not embarrassed, stopped the quarrel. You see, this "smashing" can also "persuade the fight"!
After the "Cultural Revolution", Tianjin restored the earliest "tea house cross-talk", and the mass art museum organized the "Haha Laugh Art Troupe" to perform in tea houses such as "celebrities". Among the actors are two old artists: Yu Baolin and Feng Baohua. One day Feng Baohua entered the tea house and heard an audience member who was coming in say, "10 yuan is a little more expensive." If it were cheaper, I would have to come every day. This sentence was heard by many viewers at that time. Feng Baohua didn't say a word at that time. Coincidentally, this day the old two made "Crying Four Out", yu Baolin made this paragraph very famous, which is a must. The performance began, Yu Baolin sang four bitter plays, Feng Baohua "skimmed Su'er (that is, tears)". Yu Baolin said: "You are so old, don't cry, cry again and break your bones, it is not worth it." Feng Baohua "hung up" and said: "Can I not cry, 10 yuan a ticket, don't eat early for a week." The audience naturally burst into laughter.
Chang Baohua and Shi Shengjie temporarily partnered to participate in a performance at the party, and the report of the curtain was wrong, and there was a slip of the tongue, and Chang Baohua was reported as Chang Baoting. The two of them took the stage, and Shi Shengjie said, "Very good, you have become your third brother." Chang Baohua said, "I'm with my third brother, who is with whom?" It's okay. Besides, this name is just a code name, not 'two hundred and five'. Shi Shengjie immediately said, "You can be honest and sincere, and tell the little name to the big guys." Chang Baohua smiled: "You say that your boy is not bad?" But you may not know that I am the same as your father's nickname. The sentence is "hanging", the sentence is "thunder", and the audience "exploded". The newspaper reported the wrong actor's name, which can also be regarded as a crooked beating, so that these two people on the stage with a mouth, they "want" to come down, and make a good start.
Jin Bingchang is a deputy to the Shenyang Municipal People's Congress, and at a meeting, the deputies all knew him, and before the group meeting, they always asked him to tell a few small jokes. On this day, everyone asked him to talk again, and he said: "Every day when I am asked to talk, they have hollowed me out." Well, I'll just say something that happened today: Early this morning, I went out for a walk and saw a long queue at the door of the toilet. Of course, men are lined up at the door of the men's toilet, and women are in the women's toilet. But I saw a little boy lining up at the door of the women's restroom, and I was very strange, so I went over to him and said, 'Little friend, you are on the wrong side, this is the women's toilet.' The little boy nodded at me: 'Uncle, I know. And I said, 'You know, why are you still queuing up on the women's toilet?' The little boy smiled at me, 'I'm in line for my mother.' The delegates laughed when they heard it, and of course they knew that he was telling a joke, but it was also an opinion: there are few public toilets in Shenyang. His proposal to increase and renovate public toilets was unanimously approved by the delegates.