1. Hilarious classic class cold jokes, junior high school math class, the teacher is explaining the problem to us, I and the same table are using the mobile phone to watch the NBA Finals, when I see the passion, I can't help but roar "Good ball!" At that time, I was sitting in the front row, and the teacher heard it and said a little surprised: "Do you think this problem is easy to ask?" Come and tell everyone what you think! ”
2. Search every day a smile network to see more cold jokes, a couple is watching TV series, costume war movies, the wife looks at the husband and mutters: "I didn't expect this ancient person to be so narcissistic" The husband asked doubtfully: "How narcissistic?" Wife: "You see the flag they raised, and it has such a big 'handsome' word written on it." ”
3. The boss of the troublesome boss funny joke, a friend, in a company, is a company that specializes in making homepages for people. One day I went to a big company to find business, told the boss about the importance of advertising on the information highway for an hour, and of course did not forget to exaggerate the Internet. The boss was very interested, and finally asked: However, do you put our advertisements on the Guangzhou-Shenzhen Expressway or on the Guangzhou-Shantou Expressway?
4. I took my daughter-in-law to fish, and when the fish bit the hook, she had to kiss me. I was afraid to scare away the fish, and I resolutely refused. The daughter-in-law sprinkled and said I didn't love her anymore. I didn't want to get used to it, and I was going to clean her up. But her look frightened me into loosening my clenched fist. At this point, she was even more frantic, breaking my face and kissing me, and saying that no one under the sky could pick her up. At this time, a carp jumped up from the river, flicked its tail, and gave the daughter-in-law a big ear scraper...
5. A new teacher, very beautiful, I fell in love with her the first time I met her, that night I came alone to the door of the teacher's dormitory, I wanted to confess but did not know what method to use, I picked up a half-cut brick on the ground, which said "Love you for ten thousand years" and threw it in, and ran away. The next morning, the principal wrapped a bandage around his head and publicly announced the dismissal of Li Wannian, a security guard at the gate.
6. You must clean the ground at home diligently, especially under the bed, in the corner and other more hidden places, often there will be a few coins accompanied by a crisp "when the click" sound appears in front of you. If you are lucky, there will be a chance that there will be a denomination of five yuan, ten yuan and above.
7. The brother wants to introduce the beautiful woman for me, I went to the appointment after careful preparation, pushed open the box door for a moment dumbfounded, the brother said to my wife: Sister-in-law, I said he would definitely come... Without saying that, my legs were a little numb, so I knelt in a different position.
8. A new study points out that women with too much abdominal fat and "swimming rings" are likely to be life-threatening. Especially, if you dare to say it in front of them... Today I saw a qq group of friends, the royal family – the household department – the official department – the military department – the ministry of works – the punishment department, the sister, he became the emperor in this way.