(As usual, the opening statement: This is a novel, Bo Jun smiled, do not take it seriously)
Hear this and look for prestige.
Only to see a purple-faced man flash out of the martial arts class.
Look at this person:
The face is like a purple date, the whiskers are like golden needles, with a nine-cloud flame crown, a big red robe, a golden lock armor, a jade belt hanging from the waist, and a mighty general.
(Here I have to say, except for the last sentence, it is basically the original text, so why do you look so cold, is there no handsome guy with ability?) Rank, you don't worry, there is indeed a back, what Nezha Yang Jian Huang Tianhua, this guy one by one can be beautiful, as the saying goes, good food is not afraid of late, friends in the face value area, please be patient, let's say slowly. ）
Then again, who is this person?
Rank, others may not be familiar with you, but mention this person, it is a big name.
In all pure land Buddhism under the heavens, the two protectors of the Gate, Vajrayogini, are called the two generals of Hum Ha, and the 'Hum' general is this person.
Of course, it's not time to retire as a janitor.
At this time, the 'Hum' general, named: Zheng Lun.
In the early years, he worshiped under the door of the West Kunlun Du'er Zhenren, and the real person knew that he was a famous person on the list of gods, so he specially taught him to learn the 'two qi in the trick' (people have seven tricks, but the eyes, a pair of nostrils, two ears, and a mouth, which is the seven tricks), sucking people's souls, and catching them when they meet them, which can be described as miraculous.
After descending the mountain, he threw himself under the hou su of Jizhou and served as a military attaché who escorted grain.
For many years, although he was peaceful in office, he has not been famous.
Today, just as the young marquis was captured, a big city in Jizhou was in turmoil.
Zheng Lunxin said that it was time for me to show my face.
Therefore, the great hero shouted loudly, and he asked Ling to fight the future Nanyue Emperor Chonghei Tiger!
Old Marquis Su Hu fixed his eyes on it, and when he saw that he was the grain escort officer who was transporting back and forth from his own home, he had a little luck in his heart (especially reminding that this is not a noun, it is a verb, and everyone feels it).
The heart said that my son was both literate and martial, and that he was all refined in learning and singing, and that he had told the reverent black tiger to be arrested, and you were just a petty officer who was holding grain, and you dared to lie on the back of the cow's ass and breathe heavily, and you were not afraid to blow the cowhide out!
The old man sank his face and said coldly:
[General Zheng, don't be a joke on the battlefield, you don't have to think that you are somewhat similar to the second brother of the Chongjia family, then you feel that the skills are all the same, and that the Chonghei Tiger has been taught by strangers...]
Zheng Lun was not convinced, and he interrupted:
[Hou Ye, I also worshiped Xi Kunlun Du'er Zhenren as a teacher. 】
The old man gave him a blank look.
[Doe (hungry)? Didn't eat enough, why did you get such a broken name? 】
Zheng Lun explains:
[Hou Ye, this Er is not the hunger, this Er is the meaning of hardship, the so-called Doom, that is, to save suffering and save the suffering... ]
The old man waved his hand impatiently:
"Do as you please, I haven't heard of it anyway.] But Arun, there is a sentence, I have to tell you in front, above the battlefield, the knife soldier has no eyes, if you have the ability I will not say anything, but if you are not able to endure, child, don't be strong! 】
As soon as Zheng Lun heard this, he felt that his blood pressure had soared a bit, and his heart said my Marquis, why do you look down on people so much, just rush to your words, I also want to fight with that Chong'er old man today (the term of rap is the meaning of fighting).
Of course, the old man didn't ask him if he would be freestyle (improvised rap).
The old man saw that his face was blue and red, and his heart was also a little embarrassed.
The heart said that Zheng Lun was also well-intentioned, although the ability may not be used in the fight, but the wind knows the grass, the board is loyal, and it is also a loyal world to be able to fight at this time.
What I just said was a little serious.
The old man nodded, his heart softened, and his mouth relaxed:
[Also, since the general is confident, I can only sing here to wish you peace, wish you peace... Oh, these two days fried sauce to eat too much, throat is not very good. Forget it, the general went early and returned early, I hope you are victorious... Oh, enough to choke...]
Zheng Lun's heart is this awkward!
Where did the heart say you were?
There is a way is a drum and then three and exhausted, I have not yet started, you will give the opposite side a gold medal.
Is it that I can't win?
This angry man!
The big hero gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, said 'I'll go back', turned around and left.
The old man looked at the back of Zheng Lun's departure, and for a moment he was still a little sorry, and after looking at it for a long time, the old man suddenly shouted:
[General Zheng, leave a will!] ......】
Zheng Lun, who had already walked a long way, heard this sentence, and at that time, he was so angry that he tripped his left foot and tripped his right foot, and fell on all fours and eight forks...
The old man saw it from afar and skimmed his lips:
[Well, the Tao can't be understood, and there is still a war.] Let's pack up and get ready to handle the white affairs for General Zheng...]