Cherish the Internet celebrity: 100 blind dates, why has he not taken off the single?

01st blind date

When Liu Xiaoming went on a blind date for the first time, he wore a football suit.

In the summer of 35 degrees Celsius, he had sweat on his hair, clothes, shoes and socks, which was dried by the wind and emitted an indescribable smell.

The girl was embarrassed when she saw him:

"Just finished exercising?" Why not go back and take a shower first? ”

Liu Xiaoming flicked his hair, revealing a stream of honey confidence:

"It's all right, don't you girls all say you like manliness?"

The girl's brow furrowed fiercely, and her expression was terrified as if she had eaten.

Heart says this gentleman, do you have any misunderstanding of "manliness"?

But out of politeness, he finally resisted, casually pulled two mouthfuls of rice, and lied that he was full.

"Okay, you have a lot of food, it's good to marry home and raise it!"

Liu Xiaoming feels that he is very humorous, and the other party must like it.

The girl thought to herself, can it not be full, and the smoke is also full. So he put down his chopsticks, excused himself, and quickly fled.

Cherish the Internet celebrity: 100 blind dates, why has he not taken off the single?

18th blind date

This time, after eating smoothly, I accompanied the girl to visit the mall for half a day.

The girl tried on a set of clothes and asked him, "Does it look good?" ”

Liu Xiaoming asked, "Why do you girls like to wear this kind of clothes now?" ”

The girl's face darkened, "What kind of clothes?" ”

Liu Xiaoming said, "Good looking is good looking, don't you think it's too revealing?" A girl's family, so it is not appropriate to wear it... What if I meet a bad guy? ”

"Where are so many bad people in the blue sky and daylight?"

"Even if there is no bad person, but you think about it, wear it like this, everyone is staring at you, if you have a boyfriend in the future, you must also consider the boyfriend's feelings, right or wrong..."

The girl was angry, "It's funny, who do you think you are?" ”

Immediately changed his clothes, and walked away without looking back.

37th blind date

During that time, he happened to be fascinated by the study of history.

So he invented a magical skill, no matter who he talks to, he can instantly pull on the topic of history.

When he was on a blind date, the girl asked him what hobbies he usually had.

Liu Xiaoming said, "I usually love to read books, especially love to read history books... Hey, do you know which emperor caused the decline of the Ming Dynasty? ”

The girl replied politely, "Which?" ”

Liu Xiaoming spoke for 1 hour. As he spoke, he felt that he was really knowledgeable and very good, and the girl could not interject at all, and must have admired him very much.

It was hard to get to the dessert, the girl changed the subject, "This cake is so delicious, even this set of porcelain is so beautiful!" ”

Liu Xiaoming immediately answered, "Hey, do you know which emperor of the Song Dynasty liked to study porcelain the most?" ”

Again Barabala spoke for 1 hour.

When Liu Xiaoming asked her for the third time, "Do you know which emperor in history—" the girl decisively cut off his words:

"The old lady doesn't know, and doesn't want to know!" It's inexplicable! ”

Then he rolled his eyes and walked straight out of the doorway.

69th blind date

Liu Xiaoming went on a blind date for the 69th time and asked the girl to stay at a Western restaurant.

The other party was a twenty-something elementary school teacher with long flowing hair and a good look.

As a result, when ordering food, it was not polite at all, and it was steak and pasta and salad, and it was enough to order five or six things.

Liu Xiaomingxin said that your appetite is a little big, and as a result, the girl moved slightly twice, and then put down the knife and fork...

Liu Xiaoming said busily, "It's all right, you eat slowly, I'll wait for you, don't waste it!" ”

The girl's face was a little ugly, and she directly picked up the napkin and wiped her mouth, "But I'm already full." ”

"Okay, don't eat when you're full."

After the meal, the bill came up, and it was five hundred yuan.

After returning home in the evening, the girl told him on WeChat, "I don't think we are suitable." ”

Liu Xiaoming thought for a while and replied, "Then if that's the case, you might as well pay me half the price for my meal." ”

The girl directly called over five hundred yuan, "No need, I will invite you for this meal!" ”

"How do you do that?" Liu Xiaoming also wanted to transfer half of the money back, but found that he had been blocked.

81st blind date

On the 81st blind date, the girl asked him what his zodiac sign was.

The girl said, "Because my ex was a Virgo, I don't want to look for a Virgo next time I look for a boyfriend." ”

Liu Xiaoming asked alertly, "Break up because of the constellation?" Your breakup is a bit casual. ”

The girl sighed twice, and Liu Xiaoming asked again, "How many boyfriends have you talked about?" ”

The girl said, "Two or three." ”

Liu Xiaoming asked, "Is that two, or three, or more?" ”

The girl asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Liu Xiaoming said, "This kind of thing, will definitely be curious, girls' family, always can not be too casual with feelings." ”

The girl was angry, "I've had a few boyfriends who care about you, you just do it, your whole family is casual!" Then you've had a few girlfriends yourself. ”

Liu Xiaoming said, "I haven't been in love yet." ”

The girl said, "Oh, I can see it." ”

Liu Xiaoming also wanted to argue that the girl was already gone.

100th blind date

At that time, the so-called "earthy love story" was very popular.

It is said that the real high emotional intelligence is to know how to speak well, and Liu Xiaoming does not dare to be sloppy, busy brushing various small videos and reciting various earthy love words.

When chatting with his blind date, he asked in a needle:

"Do you know what my flaws are?"

The girl asked, "What is it?" ”

"Disadvantage you!"

The corners of the girl's mouth twitched, almost spilling the coffee.

Liu Xiaoming asked reluctantly, "Are we friends now?" ”

"Oh, sort of."

"Not since... Why? Because you're my girlfriend. ”

The girl couldn't help it, and began to laugh wildly. I laughed for ten minutes on my stomach.

… …

Liu Xiaoming is 32 years old and has not yet found a girlfriend.

It is said that the woman's heart, the needle under the sea.

Liu Xiaoming couldn't figure out how no one would take such an excellent boy's paper?

What is the reason for this, and can any of you explain it to him?