During the reign of King Ji Lang of the Fifth Dynasty of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, the princes sat on the throne and the Zhou Chamber declined, but because Zhou Tianzi still enjoyed the honorary title of co-lord of the world, some of the princely powers used the name of "Honoring the King" to "compete for hegemony", taking it upon themselves to take care of the world for the King of Zhou, and from time to time to help the Zhou Chamber collect points to pay tribute. Politically, King Hui of Zhou has little say, and his personal life can still be very moist.
No need to worry about things, and not bad money, Ben Coke is at ease, but in fact, King Hui of Zhou is idle all day long. It turned out that this Heavenly Son was very unreliable, and he especially liked to take advantage, and when he saw that others had a good East, his heart itched, and he moved his brain, and he did something that could not be ascended to the elegant hall. Because of the same circle, the busier King Zhou Hui was, the more inattentive the people around him became, and many doctors even suffered from him.
Doctor Bianbo has economic acumen, demolished the street wall and rebuilt several facades, and leased them to silk, tea wine, leisure and entertainment and other business households. Because the façade is close to the Palace Square, the rental income is naturally not cheap. King Hui of Zhou wanted to take these facades for himself, so he arranged for Bian Bo to take a paid vacation. When Bianbo returned from vacation, the chengguan had built a new wall, the façade was enclosed in the palace, and Bianbo's illegal buildings were taken over to the "state" free of charge.
Doctor Shi Su will win every gamble, which can be called the "god of gambling". Looking at Shi Su's bulging money bag, King Hui of Zhou was worried. Under the pretext of having fun with the monarchs and courtiers, King Hui of Zhou personally filtered the wine with the bud grass and asked Shi Su to taste the fine wine together. Shi Suben had a thousand cups of not getting drunk, but he didn't expect that this time he would only get off his stomach three times, and he would be in the clouds. King Huiwang of Zhou called himself a super "stone powder", holding a piece of bamboo and asking Shi Sui to sign it. The next day, in front of the doctors, King Hui of Zhou announced that Shi Suo had voluntarily donated a year of Feng Lu as a birthday red envelope for tianzi. After saying that, he also took out bamboo pieces for everyone to see. Shi Suo was extremely sullen and could not speak for half a day.
Dafu Hagikoku is a master horticulturist who reclaimed land on a suburban river beach and built a private farm. King Hui of Zhou led a group of brothers out of the city on a safari, chasing a few hares, and inadvertently broke into the farm of The Dragon Country. Seeing that the farmer's manor was green and full of melons and fruits, King Hui of Zhou had a thought, and sent people to sneak into the farm in the middle of the night and secretly bury a land rights boundary monument. According to this, King Hui of Zhou occupied the farms of The Kingdom of Pu and used them to raise tigers and bears, and named it "WangJia Zoo".
King Hui of Zhou was so willful that he quickly got into trouble. Hagi Kuo is the teacher of King Hui of Zhou's uncle Ji Yan and has always been unoptimistic about King Ji Lang of Zhou Hui. The King of Zhou did not say hello and took Su Zi's city to exchange land with Zheng Guo, and also made Su Zi grumpy, always thinking of creating some trouble for the Zhou Room. After The two of them, Gong Guo and Su Zi, invited Bian Bo, Shi Su, Zi Fowl, and Zhan Father to dinner. Zi Bird and Zhan Father had also been usurped by King Hui of Zhou, and they were also bitter and deep enemies. After getting drunk and having a hot ear, everyone was in a high mood and plotted a big deal.
In the autumn of 675 BC, the five masters of the State of Huan, Bian Bo, Shi Su, Zi Bird, and Zhan Father, together with the noble suzi, supported Ji And launched a rebellion. Due to insufficient preparation, the rebels were defeated by wang forces. The Fifth Master led the remnants of the rebel army to retreat to Suzi's territory of Wendi (present-day Wen County, Henan) to fight a guerrilla war, while Suzi and Ji Zi ran to wei and southern Yan to borrow troops. In the winter of that year, the Wei and Southern Yan states sent troops to assist in the war, and the rebels captured the Zhou capital Luoyi (present-day Luoyang, Henan), expelled King Hui of Zhou, and established Ji As a monarch.
The Weiguo and Southern Yan kingdoms fished out a gold and silver bowl before withdrawing their troops, and some people were red-eyed. In the summer of 673 BC, the state of Zheng and the state of Yu formed a coalition to attack Luoyi in the name of counterinsurgency. King Hui of Zhou ended his exile life, and went back to the palace to carry out restoration, the Fifth Doctor and Ji Decadence were beheaded by the homecoming group to show the public, su Zicang fled in panic, defected to the Di tribe and hid in the Savage Mountain.
The throne was lost and regained, the opposition was crushed, and its property was all owned by himself, and King Hui of Zhou was heartbroken. After eating, drinking and having fun in Luoyi for some days, King Hui of Zhou felt that something was wrong, and it turned out that the armies of Zheng Guo and Yu Guo were still staying in the city, tens of thousands of people ate and drank well, and the officers and men who lacked discipline had to make public security cases every day, causing officials and people to petition and file complaints.
King Hui of Zhou sent emissaries to drive pigs and sheep on his behalf, beating gongs and drums to comfort the armies of Zheng Guo and Yu Guo. After distributing red envelopes and medals to the generals of the two armies, the emissaries used the excuse that Zhou Tianzi was preparing a tall farewell party to inquire about the time of the withdrawal of the two countries. The generals replied in the same way, saying that they had to obey the orders of their own monarchs, and asked the emissaries to pay attention to the microblogs of their government spokesmen.
A storehouse in the palace was set on fire by the rebels, and King Hui of Zhou rushed up and personally invited the two monarchs of the Zheng Kingdom and the State of Yu to dinner. After exchanging a few glasses of old wine, feeling that the atmosphere was better, King Hui of Zhou euphemistically proposed to withdraw the troops, and the two monarchs patted their chests and said that they could withdraw their troops at any time.
King Hui of Zhou was overjoyed and began to award the "Grand Prize". Zheng Ligong's prize is a female bronze mirror, and the prize of Gong Gong is a three-legged wine lord. After the award, when talking about the details of the withdrawal, the tone of the two monarchs changed, saying: Boss, you don't ask, I really can't say. At present, the world financial crisis and domestic financial difficulties can only be raised in a year, as short as half a year, and only after the money is in place can the army be withdrawn at any time.
It turned out to be a toll! The special affairs office of King Hui of Zhou first sold the official title, then engaged in random apportionment, and finally liquidated the "state-owned" assets, and only then barely managed to make up the amount. After collecting the travel fee, the two monarchs looked sad and said that they had encountered new problems, saying: There are many soldiers who have made meritorious contributions in this conquest, and according to the laws of the two countries, some of them are to be given to the fields. Zheng Guo and Yu Guo had limited land, but if the rewards were not in place, they would withdraw their troops, and it would be difficult to ensure that there would be no mass incidents in the army.
Speaking of this, King Hui of Zhou also understood. Medals and "grand prizes" are played too badly to make people feel powerless. People come from afar to fight for your life, not to receive red envelopes and earn travel expenses. Zheng Guo and Yu Guo only sent troops in the rush to "fight the local tyrants and divide the land", but they had previously thought too high of the consciousness of comrades Zheng Ligong and Yu Gong ugly.
Among Zhou's uncles and brothers, it is not that they want to be the boss. The night is long and dreamy, and the matter of extraneous branches has also been seen several times by King Hui of Zhou. The first priority at present is to let Zheng Guo and Yu Guo withdraw their troops as soon as possible, and if the army of the princely states stays in Luoyi for one more day, the happiness index of King Hui of Zhou will be reduced by one notch.
During this period, the direct territory of the Zhou Chamber was only more than two hundred miles in circumference, and king Hui of Zhou often accidentally crossed the border and entered the princely states when the eagle ran the dog. In desperation, King Hui of Zhou had no choice but to cut the land and give the land east of Hu prison (present-day northwest of Xingyang, Henan) to the State of Zheng, and the land west of Jiuquan (present-day North of Shichi, Henan) to the State of Yu. After completing the land handover, the two armies of Zheng Guo and Yu Guo returned to China without a minute's delay.
As a result, the direct territory of the Zhou Chamber was once again reduced. After three years of war and war, the gods and horses have turned into floating clouds, and the once rich and prosperous Wang DuLuoyi has been devastated. Thinking of the grand boss of the world, for some small profits, he actually made such a big thing, and he had to make so many international jokes without paying for it, and King Zhou Hui's intestines were all remorseful.
(On the Chronicles of the Eastern Zhou Dynasties: Thirty-Nine)
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