Couplets, commonly known as pairs, are treasures of traditional culture and are deeply loved by the people.
In ancient times, many people achieved marriage because of their pairs, and their talents matched with beautiful people, which became a beautiful talk that the common people talked about.
Even many ordinary people have won the hearts of beauties because they are good at couplets, and successfully solve lifelong events.
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Today I share with you a funny couplet story: "The cowherd baby coincidentally pairs the lower couplet, wins the heart of the daughter of the drug store, and achieves a good marriage." ”
It is said that in ancient times, a small town, a Langzhong surnamed Hong, opened a small medicine shop, and he became the boss and the treasurer.
Boss Hong's daughter's name is "Hong Niangzi", the "Red Lady" of the harmonic medicinal herbs, so some people also call her Red Lady.
The Red Lady often helped her father dispense medicines and buy medicinal materials.
One day, the medicine shop came to a cowherd, looking in her early twenties, the clothes on her body were very shabby, but the whole person looked very clean and tidy.
The cowherd baby came to sell "white-headed" herbs, and the red lady saw that the little brother looked thick and honest, and couldn't help but make a joke to the little brother: "Little brother, you are the first time to come to our house to sell medicinal materials, and you don't know the rules of our family."
I'll make an uplink, and if you get a downlink, then the medicinal herbs will double at market prices. If you can't get out of the lower link, then the medicinal herbs can only sell for half the price.
If you think this rule is not good, then you have to ask you to go to other drug stores to sell medicinal materials. ”
The cowherd looked at the red lady and actually nodded, "Yes, I want to try it, please come out." ”
The Red Lady originally wanted to make a joke with the cowherd baby, scare and frighten the cowherd baby, and then directly paid for the medicinal herbs, but she did not expect that the cowherd baby actually took the joke seriously.
At this time, the Red Lady did not dare to say that she was joking, so she thought about it, pointed to the white-headed oyster herb in the cowherd's hand and said, "Well, I'll make a simple one." Let's take the bald man as the upper link. ”
The cowherd was really unambiguous, he stared at the red lady for a long time, and the face of the red lady was red, so that the red lady's gaze unconsciously shifted to the past.
The Red Lady was really annoyed, and said in her heart, "Right pair is right right, staring at me is what's going on?" I couldn't imagine that this cowherd doll looked at her honest duty, and was actually a prodigal son of a disciple. ”
At this time, I suddenly heard the cowherd baby laughing and said, "Girl, haven't you heard my lower link?" Isn't my downlink bad? ”
The red lady was dumbfounded, which is all with which, has this cowherd ever said that the next link?
Only to see the cowherd baby pointing to the red lady and saying: "My next link is the girl's name, the red lady to the white-headed man, how?" ”
When the Red Lady heard this, her face became even redder, and she was a little embarrassed and a little shy, so she had to smile and say, "It's okay to go down, so I'll double your bald man." ”
After a few days, the cowherd came to sell herbs again. The Red Lady didn't know why, but she actually missed herding cows.
At this time, seeing the cow baby, the Red Lady threw out a carefully prepared uplink: "It's still the old rule, but this time it's not so simple." The upper link is a drum rack drum, and the tangerine peel cannot be knocked half down. ”
This uplink is really hard. On the surface, the skin of the drum is very old, so it is not possible to beat the drum.
The difficulty is that the upper link is a pun, cleverly embedding the medicinal materials in it, "tangerine peel" and "half summer" (half below), in line with the identity of the red lady selling medicine.
Although the cowherd baby likes to pair up with her friends on weekdays, this time she also feels that she can't be right. He blushed a face, thought about it for half a day, couldn't think of it, was very embarrassed, and put the medicinal herbs on the counter: "These medicinal herbs are given to you, and I am willing to gamble and lose." ”
The Red Lady suddenly felt that she was a little too much, why did she want to make it difficult for the little brother to let the cow baby go up? But at this time, the Red Lady was not good at speaking, and let the cowherd baby go out.
As a result, coincidentally, the cowherd baby saw a child playing with a broken paper paste lantern on the side of the road.
The cowherd was inspired, and she rushed back to the pharmacy and said to the Red Lady, "I have the next link." Lantern cage lights, paper shells originally only protected from the wind. ”
The lower link also achieves the magic of puns through harmonics, and the paper shell harmonic "citrus shell", which is a medicinal herb. At the same time, windproof is also a medicinal herb.
So the Red Lady is really impressed by the cowherd baby. As soon as they came and went, the two gradually got better.
However, the cattle herder's family is poor and has a low status, which is somewhat incompatible with the identity of the red lady. Therefore, the Red Lady was very worried about whether the father could agree to this family affair.
Sure enough, Hong Langzhong heard that his daughter was going to marry a cowherd, which was a hundred people who did not agree.
The Red Lady had a clever move and used the Radical Technique: "Father, don't look down on people, you have been thinking about the upper league for several days to break the cowherd baby." ”
Hong Langzhong was really deceived, and he said to the cowherd, "Good boy! If you're going to marry my three uplinks, I'll agree to marry my daughter to you. ”
The first question: "Cordyceps sinensis nine-fold skin." ”
The cowherd baby paired up: "Jade leaf golden flower a root." ”
The second question: "It is best to light bamboo leaves in the summer." ”
The cowherd baby and the red lady got along for several days, and they also had a lot of understanding of the drug, plus the red lady hinted at it, so it was easy to get out of the next link: "Typhoid fever is especially wonderful Xiao Chai Hu." ”
The third question: "Honeysuckle is small, and the fragrance is seven or eight or nine miles." ”
The cowherd baby also paired the numbers to the next link: "The sycamore is large, and the daily service is fifty or sixty pills." ”
Hearing the cowherd baby pair out of the lower link, Hong Langzhong was actually very happy in his heart.
The reason is not only because the cowherd is very talented about pairs, but also because the cowherd has so much knowledge about drugs.
It is said that the son-in-law is half a child, and this drug store will also be handed over to the son-in-law in the future. Since the cowherd knows so much about medicine, it should still be possible to run this drug store.
Thinking so, Hong Langzhong married his daughter to the cowherd, and the cowherd also left a beautiful conversation by hugging the pair.
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