Just now, there were still a few minutes to go when I got home. A skinny man in an electric car stopped by the side of the road to greet me.
I asked, "Do I know you?" ”
He said, "I know you!" Come and get in the car. ”
I said, "No, I'll be home soon." You go first! ”
Instead of walking, he drove the electric car onto the sidewalk and blocked my way.
I walked up the roadway and continued on, and he kept following me slowly.
I asked, "Where do you work?" ”
He replied that he didn't know what to say, and I didn't hear it clearly. Just look at his gestures should be nearby.
Then I asked, "Are you from Guangxi?" ”
He said, "Yes! How do you know? I'm from the river pool. ”
I just didn't want to tell him that he wouldn't open his mouth. That's the shape of Guangxi Zai. As soon as I opened my mouth, I was full of Guangxi accents. Don't ask me to know that it is definitely Guangxi! The eldest sister has been going south and north for dozens of years, and this point of observation is still there. Just seeing that he was full of alcohol, I didn't dare to mess with him.
He kept telling me to take the car and said to take me back by the way. I said I was used to walking and didn't want to take the car anymore. Let him hurry up and don't block the way of others.
He still slowly followed the speed of my walking, to add WeChat. I said that I rarely play WeChat, and it is useless to add it.
He followed him all the way to the bridge hole, and he followed behind and said to himself, "I work here alone, and I got divorced a few years ago." No friends, I hope to chat with you when I have time with WeChat"
I said to him, "My whole family is here, very busy." No time to chat with you."
He added, "Then I have time to pick you up from work, my sons are twenty years old." I'm forty-two too. It's so lonely to be alone here."
I said, "Then you're a quick grandpa." I don't need you to pick me up, sometimes my husband will pick me up."
He said, "I don't want to be a grandfather!" Then I'll go first! ”
I said, "Okay, you go slowly."
Such a person hopes that there is no time to meet again.
