Wen Fu Qing
Green soup, unmovable beef, uncooked porridge, cement-textured cold powder are all regulars at the table, and the amount of dishes is huge. Mom smiled and squinted aside, not allowed to get off the table until she finished eating.
Some people say that one of the most beautiful sounds in the world is that your mother calls you "eating.". Most people's most wonderful taste experience is the homely taste of their mother's hand. The food cooked by my mother seemed to have a kind of magic, and if I couldn't eat it for a while, I missed it until I couldn't do it.
Perhaps our definition of the taste of home is not how delicious it is, but that it comes from the hands of my mother. /Figure unsplash
Can the mothers of the whole day cook deliciously? Some children may have to throw bitter water. You know, some people in this world think that eating outside the canteen is a pain and suffering, and some people feel that as long as they don't eat at home, they are all restaurants; some people are worried about going home to eat fat in the New Year, and some people will quickly drop the scale as soon as they come home, which is more effective than going to the gym.
Trojan has such a mother, and the name she gives to her mother is "breeder", because her mother has always been serious and diligent in cooking for the family. She loves her mom very much, except when cooking.
The food cooked by my mother was full of color and flavor
The rice cooked by the mother of the Trojan horse is full of color and fragrance. Green soup, unmovable beef, uncooked porridge, cement-textured cold powder are all regulars at the table, and the amount of dishes is huge. Mom smiled and squinted aside, not allowed to get off the table until she finished eating.
Trojan is a native of Chengdu. It is reasonable to say that Chengdu people should have some talent in cooking, but the mother of the Trojan horse does not have a little talent in cooking except enthusiasm. Mom's skill points in diet are very peculiar, and sometimes the dishes are comparable to biological weapons, and just putting them on the table can produce a powerful visual impact, and it is even more difficult to eat.
Some of the "dark dishes" made by the mother of the Trojan horse can be called "biological weapons". /Courtesy of the interviewee
Every time the mother finishes cooking, the Trojan will take a picture and send it to the circle of friends, and receive a similar reply: "It is not easy to grow so big." "Every dish is so devastating!" "No one looked at it without tears." Growing up, never friends plucked up the courage to come to the Trojan family as a guest, and friends gathered together tacitly outside.
Mom asked her family for absolute support and dependence in cooking, which felt like a leopard lady in "Please Answer 1988". In fact, Trojan and Dad can cook and do very well, but once they cook several meals in a row, Mom's face will become ugly, and she feels that everyone does not know how to appreciate her cooking skills. Similarly, if everyone eats the meal made by their mother and looks embarrassed, or does not eat all of it, the mother will be unhappy, leaving a sentence of "you are using me as a nanny", and then leave in anger.
Whenever they sat at the dinner table, Mu Er and his father were always "embarrassed" and difficult to move their chopsticks. /Courtesy of the interviewee
Although the mother's cooking is difficult to eat, the nutritional value is still very high. She is a person who pays great attention to ingredients, and health is her lifelong pursuit. Every Tuesday morning, my mother would get up very early, drive for more than an hour, go to a relative's house in the suburbs to buy a native chicken and come back, kill it and stew it now, and give food supplements to the family.
Growing up eating his mother's meal, the strongest feeling of the Trojan is that he is often on fire. When I was a child, my mother also stewed turtle soup for the Trojan horse, the Trojan horse ate it, the nosebleeds kept flowing, and after being sent to the hospital, the doctor told the mother in a serious voice not to give the child such a big supplement.
Maternal love is really great. In order to make the family healthier, my mother often prepared a variety of Chinese herbal medicines, mixed with ingredients to cook soup, and the amount was very bold, often exceeding the prescribed amount, so the soup often appeared strange dark green or pure black.
When he was a child, the Trojan horse was poisoned because he ate the mushrooms made by his mother, and was urgently sent to the hospital for infusion, and since then the Trojan horse has created a shadow on the mushrooms and resisted eating all the fungi. But my mother felt that the fungi were nutritious, and still bought stew soup without moving.
Mother Fungus is an extremely healthy lady. /Courtesy of the interviewee
Looking back on the past, Trojan felt that his stomach was not good, and it was inseparable from eating too many dark dishes since he was a child, but his mother shook his head confidently. In her eyes, all the problems in the body of the Trojan are caused by playing too much mobile phone. In fact, the mother is bigger than the Trojan Internet addiction, once the Trojan entered the mother's room in the middle of the night, found that the mother was asleep, and the mobile phone fell on the ground without noticing.
Mom felt that the bean sprouts outside were soaked in medicinal water, unsafe, for the sake of the health of her family, she was determined to grow her own bean sprouts, so she quietly bought a bean sprout machine and put it on the bedside of the Trojan horse. Unsuspectingly, the Trojan horse saw the lights that suddenly lit up in the middle of the night, and the strange machine with the water spray device, and was so shocked that he could not speak for half a day. Before long, there was a healthy version of bean sprouts grown by my mother on the table, with peeled eggs and ham sausages, which was another "perfect" creative stir-fry.
Mom never spares no time in cooking. Making ordinary shaped buns is too challenging for her, and she often kneads the dough into the shape of various fish, which are cute and loveable before they are cooked, and grinning after they come out of the pot, and the ends will be connected. She also buys starch and other raw materials to make homemade potato flour, little by little, little by little, and rubs it little by little. Of course, in the end, my mother will still bring the paste into a pot of paste to the table without suspense.
Mom likes to travel to different places, and every time she goes out to play, she will bring home some local ingredients and actively reproduce the local food when she returns home. The Trojan horse did not leave the house, and ate all over the country.
Can be completely copied, reproduced, how can it be worthy of so many wild ideas of my mother? If you don't add some vegetables that shouldn't appear, how to do a balanced nutritional mix? In this way, after eating replicas of the cuisine of different cities, the Trojan lost interest in those cities.
"Nutrition" is an essential keyword for mother fungus to cook. /Courtesy of the interviewee
Many creative dishes are learned by my mother watching videos online. I don't know if my mother didn't have the patience to read it, or she loved to be innovative too much, every time she had to add a lot of her own ideas, and finally brought to the table food, and the original version is always 18,000 miles away.
The mother looks beautiful and bright, the action is also sharp, the back of cooking in the kitchen, looks so skilled and professional; and the pots and pans are neatly arranged, and all kinds of condiments are not hurriedly poured into the pot, until the last moment is revealed, it is really difficult to imagine that the mother will actually bring out such a finished product after a meal of operation.
Moms are more like children, and from time to time they will play tricks
Mom usually calls the Trojan "Hey, Hey", and if there is something to ask for, it will be replaced by "obedient". For a while, my mother saw that the aunt next door bought an air fryer, felt "so comfortable", and told the Trojan horse that she also wanted to buy new kitchen utensils. The Trojan horse slightly refused, and her mother began to use "I have raised you for more than twenty years, and you are not even willing to buy me ×××". The Trojan horse had to place an order for her mother immediately, and as a result, after her mother made a steamed bun slice fried into coke, she never used it again. It won't be long before Mom looks at new kitchen utensils again.
Mom is a typical Pisces with a bit of "princess disease" that needs to be pampered by the whole family. Dad was originally a northerner, his ancestral home was Shanxi, but he grew up under the influence of Sichuan-Chongqing culture and listened to his mother very much, and Trojan often used "ear" to describe his father.
The stories in fairy tales are not all deceitful, and the love of middle-aged people is often shameful. Because of the special love of his parents, Trojan felt that he was watching the old Mary Sue drama every day.
The company let dad go on a business trip, at first he did not want to go, but the company offered to bring his family, dad immediately agreed, happy to leave. Whatever fruit Mom wanted to eat, Dad would move it into boxes and boxes, even if it ended up rotting in the refrigerator. Sometimes, the Trojan horse scolds two sentences, "How can my mother be like this when she is older", and my father immediately rushed out and said, "Your mother is only 18 years old!" ”
Is a lovely mom. /Courtesy of the interviewee
The two people live a very ritualistic life, spend Valentine's Day every year, go out to enjoy the world of two, and never bring a Trojan horse. Once, two people went out to drink coffee at night, and when they came back from drinking, they couldn't sleep, so they watched an anti-Japanese drama in the room. It was late at night, and from time to time in their rooms there was the sound of machine guns and the sound of parents chatting and laughing, and at that moment, the Trojan horse seemed so redundant, like an outsider.
Mom is particularly smelly and beautiful, often secretly buy clothes, but do not want the Trojan horse to know, after shopping home, she quickly sneaked into her room with a bag. Every time the Trojan asked her if she was wearing new clothes, her mother would say that she had bought them last year. Mom usually cleaned the room clean, except for the chair next to the closet, which was full of clothes for a long time. Every time I go out, my mother has to try on many sets of clothes, and when the chairs are piled up into a hill, she can decide which one to wear to go out.
After growing up, Trojan often feels that his mother is more like a child, and from time to time he will "double standard" and play with laipi. Every day, my mother would secretly open the door of the Trojan to see what she was doing, and if she caught playing with her mobile phone, it would definitely be another critical education. Once, when her mother had just finished educating her, the Trojan horse heard the sound of creeping at the door, pushed open the door to see, and her mother was dressed neatly, at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, ready to go out to eat hot pot.
In addition to cooking, Mom is talented in other areas
Mom retired two years ago, and her life is packed: she goes to the park every morning with a huge MP4 player to dance, goes to friends to rub mahjong in her free time, and swims in the gym after dinner in the evening. The Trojan horse put a question mark on whether her mother really went to the gym, because the shampoo at home had not been touched for a long time, and she was very suspicious that her mother just went to the gym to take a shower and go home.
After retirement, my mother went to the university of the elderly, and because of her excellent communication skills, she quickly became the class president. My mother studied gourd silk at the University of the Elderly, and also signed up for a group to participate in the gourd silk competition in Inner Mongolia, and learned a local delicacy without suspense. It was a dark dish with a lot of ingredients like bull's eye, and Mom explained that it was a local fungus that was good for the body when eaten.
In fact, in addition to cooking, my mother is very talented in other aspects. When he was a child, the wooden horse often appeared proudly in the class wearing a sweater with intricate weaving, and gained the envy of his classmates. While everyone was still wearing ordinary sweaters, the Trojan had already begun to wear butterfly sleeve style sweaters. Two years ago, my mother gave the Trojan a beanie hat in the shape of a teapot, and the shape was very different. In the winter, her mother asked her, "Isn't it cold?" Why don't you start wearing a hat? ”
The mother Trojan horse asks for the absolute support and dependence of the family when it comes to cooking, which feels like the leopard lady in "Please Answer 1988". / Stills from the Korean drama "Please Answer 1988"
Mom's learning ability is strong, she learned to drive faster than young people in the first few years; after the driver's license came down, she quickly and skillfully drove on the road. She also takes time to study electronic products, and the broadband at home is installed after her mother's own research.
Sichuan people are naturally playful, which is especially evident in their mothers. When I was young, my mother loved to travel, and after retirement, I loved to go out with a few girlfriends every three to five years. Mom travels rarely called a Trojan horse, but as soon as she goes out, she will swiping the screen and sending pictures to show off to her. If the Trojan doesn't reply in time, she will ask, "Why don't you ignore me?" ”
Mom had too many selfies and beautiful views stored on her phone, and she couldn't find a single photo of a Trojan horse when she searched her phone. Once the mother suddenly asked the Trojan for a photo, saying that she missed her, the Trojan suddenly recognized the mother's intentions, must have ulterior motives - it turned out that the mother was planning to introduce the Trojan to the blind date. Seeing the old friends hugging their grandchildren one by one, her mother's comparison heart also began to do harm, she hoped that the Trojan horse would quickly become a family and have a baby, so she went around to help her list objects.
Mom hopes that after marriage, Trojan can be as gracious and loving as she and her father, and live a life of "standing with you at dusk in leisure time, laughing and asking porridge in front of the stove to be warm". However, Trojan said that Dad often swallowed the porridge that his mother had not cooked with tears, and he could not laugh at all.
It is common for mothers and daughters to hate each other and blacken each other, and mothers often criticize Trojans in various ways, but rarely dislike the figure of Trojans. Once my mother gritted her teeth and said to the 62.5-kilogram Trojan, "Look how thin you are!" The Trojan couldn't help but shiver, and she knew that the cruel food supplement life was about to begin again.