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My name is Da Ming, and I broke up with my ex-girlfriend Xiaohua three years ago, and since then I have lived my own life.
I was watching TV at home that day when I suddenly heard a sharp knock on the door. When I opened the door, it was a small flower.
At this time, as soon as she saw me, she cried and said: "Daming, I am pregnant, the child is yours, and you have to be responsible." I was stunned, my eyes widened and I said, "What? We've both been separated for three years, how could this kid be mine? You're not kidding! Xiaohua said very firmly: "It's yours, I haven't had a good time with others." "It's a mess in my heart, where is this?
I thought, I haven't been in touch for the past three years, why did a child suddenly pop up, is this pregnant with Nezha?
I was so angry that I shouted, "Don't talk nonsense, it's impossible!" Xiaohua was also anxious, raised her voice and said, "You don't believe it? I have proof! "As he spoke, he was about to pull out his phone and show me something. I stopped her and said, "Don't mess around, I won't eat you!" "We were arguing at the door, and the neighbors came out to see the excitement.
Just when I thought I couldn't clean it up, a turning point came.
Xiaohua suddenly laughed out loud and said, "Haha, Daming, I'll tease you!" I've just been having a bad time lately, and I want to come and see you, and I'll make a joke with you by the way. When I heard this, I was angry, and pointed to her nose and said, "You are making too much of a joke, and it almost scared me to death!" ”
In the end, I didn't bother with her, and let her sit in the house for a while and talk about each other's current situation. It's really funny.