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Tan Xinpei "grasp words on the spot" number of things, please pay attention to the "Liyuan Magazine" WeChat public account. How to follow: Open WeChat, search for "Liyuan Magazine" or "Liyuan Magazine" in the WeChat search box, find the Liyuan Magazine public account, enter click to follow, and browse more wonderful content.

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Author: Liu Juchan

 Xin Pei's life is very alert, no matter on the stage or off the stage, fooled by others, although in a thousand guns, extremely dangerous, can be improvised and saved, often fools are fooled by Tan, and now cite several of their events, which are described below:

Zhang Gongdao was thirty-nine years old

 Once, when performing "Zhuangyuan Spectrum", when he was in dialogue with Zhang Gongdao, he asked: "How old is Brother Gongdao this year?" Shi Luo Baishi played Zhang Gongdao, deliberately changed his words to embarrassment, and replied: "This Chinese New Year's Eve nine years old." When Tan sang the original plate of Xipi, he changed "Zhang Gongdao Thirty-Five" to "Zhang Gongdao is not forty, and the six sons have to rely on."

The autumn wind blows the osmanthus blossoms

 In a certain performance of "Catch and Release Cao Xinglu", the flower face is on the scene, and Jiang Yangru should be sung, "The autumn wind blows the fragrance of osmanthus flowers", lao Sheng sang "Horseshoe Busy on the Sidewalk", Jin Xiushan as Cao Cao, deliberately changed to sing Huai Lairu: "The autumn wind blows the osmanthus blossoms".

 Tan knew the reason at that time, pretended not to mind, casually changed the singing "abandon the official dismissal with you come", Jin then sang "use your hands and take the silk reins", Tan thought that the next sentence was very easy to change, and changed "see an old man sitting on the road" to "sitting on the earth platform", which can be combined.

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Tan Xinpei

 Unexpectedly, the person who played Lü Bo luxury was Li Wu (Li Shunting), who was particularly slippery, and when Tan sang "See an old man", he deliberately sat still and did not settle down, and Tan then changed his singing "In Tutai".

I want to stay at ru's house

 When Tan's township class (Jianghu mobile class), one day, after performing a drama in A Village, he should go to B Village to catch up, Gu Long road, the degree can not arrive as scheduled, the time has passed, the companions are tired and unable to lift their feet, Xin Pei is afraid of the wrong time, there is a hostel in Weiyunqian Village, I and Ruo wait for a night, tomorrow morning is not too late.

 Zhongxi, li to the former village, to the village is very small, there is no hostel, Xin Pei nai refers to a household: "This hostel also, there are young women, I am solid and knowledgeable, tonight stay in his home, when there is a good fun." The crowd was happy, rushing to knock on the door, spinning a young woman holding a candle, asking the guest what it was, Xin Pei was to spend the night, the woman said: "There is no man in my family, I can't keep guests." Xin Peiyue: "There is no man for the Ru family, and I want to stay in the Ru family." ”

 The woman was angry, shouting for thieves, and the neighbors were salty, and Xin Pei said to the crowd: "Disaster is imminent, run away!" "Words, galloping out.

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 The crowd ran with it, for the speed of the degree, the villagers stood firm with an open flame, and chased after them from behind, better than the dawn, the chasers began to be far away, the crowd liked to get out of the net, Xin Pei smiled: "If you are still tired of waiting?" The crowd knew what they were doing, but there was nothing to do, and they laughed.

 After a few steps, it was close to the village of B, the reed shed was in sight, and the sound of gongs and drums was heard, so I acted as scheduled, and the profit was double that of the past.

I forgot the introduction to "Scolding Cao"

 At a certain church meeting, he played "Drumming and Cursing Cao", appeared on the scene, forgot the introduction of "the sky is wide and the earth is wide, the luck is strategic, and the wisdom is wide and talented", and in the panic, he mistakenly read out the fixed field white "the mouth is like a hanging river language like a stream", and he realized that it was too late, so he had to connect the four words under the introduction (wisdom and broad talent).

Tan Xinpei "grasp words on the spot" number of things, please pay attention to the "Liyuan Magazine" WeChat public account. How to follow: Open WeChat, search for "Liyuan Magazine" or "Liyuan Magazine" in the WeChat search box, find the Liyuan Magazine public account, enter click to follow, and browse more wonderful content.

Tan Xinpei's "Visiting Mother"

 After reading the sentence, "the mouth is like a hanging river language like a stream", since it has been read, of course, it can no longer be read, and those who have knowledge in the audience are worried about it, but he now grasps a sentence and calmly reads: "Su Qin Zhang Yi travels to the nations", although the words do not make sense, but the meaning runs through, and the shortcuts of grasping words can be described as unparalleled.

(The Complete Works of Tan Xinpei)

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