No one can afford to mess with the baby, especially during the novice protection period.
There is no parent who can escape the experience of being smashed by a baby, with a blue nose and swollen face and even bleeding.
Recently, a long family asked online: "Have you ever been smashed by a child in the middle of the night" video rushed to the hot search!
instantly attracted a lot of heated discussions from the smashed parents, and everyone complained together, which was sad and funny.
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Look! The baby in the video is practicing the "iron leg" magic skill.
For those who have never been mothers, there is no danger in sight. I will only think that the baby is cute and energetic.
The baby's whole body is soft and fleshy, so cute, what bad intentions can there be?
Yes, the baby does not have a bad heart, but what you do can make you cry and have no way to cry, so you can only suffer a dumb loss.
Iron leg work
Iron leg skill is the deepest, don't believe you see netizens sharing, either smashed in the stomach, or eyes, and chest, only you can't think of it, no baby can't do it, it hurts for ten days and half a month, and it is possible to be in a wheelchair or even paralyzed. Just ask you if you are convinced?
Look at these eyes, I don't know that I think it's eyeshadow, but it's actually smashed out by the baby.
I can't help but say that the baby is really heartbroken, and he knows that he doesn't spend money on eyeshadow for his mother at such a young age. [covers face]
Iron Fist Gong
This little hand is clenched into a fist, and it looks so cute that the chubby flesh is so cute, I really want to kiss it.
Don't be fooled by the cute illusion, this little fist is more powerful than the iron fist.
Believe it or not, my mother's scalp is all picked up, and this little iron fist is sorry for you if you don't cry.
What's the matter, does mom dare to fight back?
Not to mention, some mothers have really done this kind of thing, and the result is that some babies don't feel pain, and the better they are, the more energetic. [covers face]
In addition to picking hair, this little meat hand is also a must. The arm was pinched by a bunch of nail marks, but it hurt.
Goldfinger
This one is even more powerful, it will play a surprise attack, and the thumb will stick directly into the nostrils, making the nosebleeds flow everywhere. It's so sad. It is estimated that the parents' tears of pain are flowing out.
This is another parent's complaint, but fortunately, parents often cut their children's nails, and if they don't cut their nails, it will be even more unsightly.
Pinching the nose, buttoning the eyes, locking the neck, and tearing the face are all essential skills for babies. The key is that the baby has to endure it first, and can only be said when it is older.
Iron head work
The baby's iron head is also very powerful, and a carp hits directly into the mouth. It hurts so much that I bleed, and I guess I won't be able to eat properly for several days.
Small baby teeth in stainless steel
The baby is either an iron head, an iron fist, and an iron leg, and almost forgot to say "stainless steel baby teeth". Hahaha.
Hey, isn't Dad a little painful, is this the big naughty one taking pictures? [Applause]
What to do, the baby closes his eyes and is devoting himself, how can I let the baby loosen up? Who has the experience to impart it.
Or this mom is resourceful and keeps her hands in check!
[covering his face] It's a pity, it's a pity......
You control the baby's hands, you can't control the baby's secretly competitive little feet, and contemptuous little eyes.
The baby's whole body should be put into the controlled knife
When the mother is pregnant, the baby often kicks the mother to wake up in the middle of the night through the belly. Now that I have met my mother, there is no obstacle from my belly, and I have completely let go of my nature. Now seeing parents being bullied everywhere, I really didn't expect that it would be so difficult to raise a baby.
It seems that the baby's whole body is a backbone, and it seems that it must be listed as a controlled knife and be well protected.
How do you get along with your baby? Have you been kicked?
Source: @小佳栩
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