The long-silent Chinese music scene suddenly - fried - pot - !
After four years, "Singer 2024" Niu Hulu returned to the palace and brought a live broadcast without revision version.
has just aired an episode, and it has already fed the marketing accounts of the whole network and the netizens who eat melons.
Everyone was amused by all kinds of explosive stalks and showed their big teeth, while running to tell each other, looking for a kicker who could play.
It's not because the starting players are too stretched, it's not that we are not angry in the Chinese music industry, and we are beaten by overseas players who come from afar.
Only Na Ying, who is nearly sixty years old, struggled to support and fight hard, and won the third place.
The first two were taken over by American singer Shanti and Canadian post-00s Fauzia, and a bunch of netizens in her sister's comment area persuaded her to learn a little sophistication and give her face.
It's always better to be relaxed than to fight, Yingzi listened to Shanti sing with ease, and her expression was very exciting.
Netizens smacked it carefully, and they still found it interesting after tasting it.
There is a bit of envy and admiration that can't be concealed in it, and there is a kind of sourness and helpless hatred that gritted teeth.
Yingzi, the head of the eldest sister of internal entertainment and no one is used to it, has really encountered a hard stubble this time.
Both on and off the stage were nervous, contrary to the usual majesty of God blocking and killing gods and Buddhas.
In an off-site interview, he said that after learning that the singer was live broadcast this year, he always had nightmares, dreaming that he was in a "car accident" at the scene, and he was injured at work before he started.
When singing the first half, you can clearly feel that your voice is tight, and some of the notes are a little floaty.
After the performance, I heard someone shouting "can't lose", our Yingzi was domineering and leaky, and couldn't adopt other BB tactics, so he came up with the sentence "You go up and try".
Fortunately, Yingzi's mentality is adjusted well, saying that he has room to rise, and if he takes the first and second places, he is the first.
Comfort yourself that everything will go with the flow, and if you go wrong in the live broadcast, it will produce famous scenes and flashpoints.
However, this scene and light seem to be all gathered on the side of the two foreign singers.
Chinese listeners ate imported chaff, and "how did you sing like this" finally had another explanatory use.
Shanti is a Latin American voice with a wide opening and closing, with a relaxed expression and stretched limbs on stage.
Here is no malicious "stepping" on our Yingzi, who has been in domestic entertainment for 40 years, but he was a little shrunken when he first stood on the stage.
Singing his best "Mo", it is not like someone who comes to rectify the music scene, but it seems to accept foreign big vocal technology to alleviate poverty.
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The audience who watched Shanti's performance enjoyed it, as if listening to Xianle's ears was temporarily concretized.
The high pitch went up like swallowing saliva at once, and it also made a "whistle sound" that surpassed the dolphin sound.
Finally! There is no need to sweat for the singers on stage, the full-open mic audience is more nervous than themselves, for fear that the high notes will not go up and the tone will be out of tune.
Behind every car accident scene, the audience suffers no less than the singer himself who is ridiculed by the group.
was asked how she reacted to receiving the invitation to "Singer", Shanti raised her eyes and said that she thought she was here to be a judge.
After the enthusiastic science popularization of netizens in the comment area, I learned that this sister went straight to the scene as soon as she got off the plane, and the jet lag did not fall, and she was pulled directly to the stage after changing her clothes.
The audience has a soft spot for "It's Not for Anyone, Everyone Here Is Trash", and interprets the micro-expressions of one or two top students.
When Rainie Yang sang, Fauzia nodded her head and tried to blend in with the musical performance, but it was a bit of a failure.
"Smile and forget it", "Strive to suppress the upturned corners of your mouth with three points of mockery", you have to practice on and off the stage.
The foreign contestants' expression management has worked hard, and our own singers have really tried their best.
There is a gap in strength, and there is no way but to lie flat and be ridiculed.
The situation of domestic entertainment and foreign appearance is the best natural choice screenwriter, which is much more exciting than variety show scripts.
Netizens burst out of inspiration, and one stalk after another popped up, which is several orders of magnitude higher than the creative ability of the Chinese music scene.
"Singer 2024" has completely lost its name, it has transcended the field of music comprehensive, and has become a new popular online joke material library.
It is a high-blooded competitive film, "Strawberry Music Festival vs. Grammy", even if it has a numerical advantage of 5 to 2, it does not prevent the crowd from being outnumbered.
Wang Sulong sang "If Love Forgot" on Douyin for a month, and now he himself has become the aggrieved man in "Queen of Tears".
As for the second-hand roses that won the bottom three, they can be regarded as playing a unique role.
Before the start of the broadcast, it was said that BLACKPINK's lead singer ROSÉ Park Chaeyoung was going to participate, and it was rumored that he had a nose and an eye.
Good guy, I later found out that there was something wrong with the translation, this rose is not another rose, how can a second-hand rose not be a rose.
In the first competition, this rock band with Northeast characteristics performed "Monkey Play", which made the audience feel as if they were at the scene of the red and white celebration.
can't talk about art, so netizens praised suona, and he deserved to be the best performer in the audience.
Watching an episode of a variety show, you can watch the Grammys, music festivals, and the Avenue of Stars at once, and the audience will win hemp.
This time, the ranking was extremely harmonious, and the audience did not have the slightest indignation, and even felt that they should increase their efforts.
There is no need to force from the first row to the seventh, it is better to advance to the top three, and the bottom four are all eliminated.
"The Humiliation Ceremony in the Chinese Music World" has just reached the first episode, and everyone is still sorting out Yingzi's freshly baked emojis.
Today, it was rumored that the next kicking contestant is Adam Lambert, who is recognized as the benchmark for today's pop male singers in the industry, and Yingzi is even more loved by everyone.
Calling it "Singer" obviously blurs the point, and it is clearly "The Robbery of the Heroic Calendar".
When it comes to the finals, only Yingzi needs to translate, which will be a unique Yingzi ride.
Netizens paid high respect to Lao Na, who was more than half a hundred years old and went into battle to fight for the rusty medal in the Chinese music scene.
Although the children of Nancun bullied her for being old and powerless, 56 years old is the age of Chuang, and her future on the singer stage is limitless.
This is the most critical year in the music scene, and if you miss this node, your life will be over.
Who gave Yingzi the name, there is no way to know.
But Teacher Na Ying is really about to break, and she urgently needs three who can sing, to withstand the live broadcast without repairs, the typhoon is stable and expressive;
Business ability and psychological quality are not ashamed, not afraid of being embarrassed, at least the same.
Who can you think of?
These five words have become the most difficult question for internal entertainment in recent years.
I can't find an answer to which traffic student's acting skills are worse or which collapsed house is more serious.
The Chinese music scene began to fight on an unprecedented scale, vigorously and vigorously.
Ban Wei'er was expelled, and the entire Internet was filled with a happy atmosphere.
In this internal entertainment training known as the "511 Incident" in history, there are eggs under the dangerous nest, no matter how old you are or what qualifications you have, you have to stand up to everyone's scrutiny.
Jay Chou's voice is serious, and the treble can't go up, out;
Leehom Wang's recent concert state can still play, and his function is maintained well, so he is temporarily allowed to enter the pool;
Sa Dingding and Gong Linna focus on a god chatter that people can't understand, giving foreign players a little shock.
Rainie Yang can bring Li Ronghao over, there are many people and great strength;
Phoenix Legend was advised to suspend the tour and go to "The Singer" to do something;
Lin Zhixuan couldn't help because of the schedule, but said that he liked the live broadcast format very much;
The group of people who went to "Sister Lang" were also signs, one side was in trouble and all sides were supported, Yuan Yawei, Shang Wenjie, and Chen Lijun were all crazy cue.
Tengger's "Heaven", Huang Qishan's "Can't Do Without You", Lin Yilian's "Blue Lotus", .......
Under the video of each singer on the god-level stage in the past, the screen was swiped:
Let's go out of the mountain and save Yingzi, she can't stand it.
After a few years, a group of enthusiastic netizens who felt sorry for Yingzi's "old woman's strength declined" poured into the comment area of the old video.
#想念Coco#的词条上了热搜, everyone once again collectively remembered Coco Li on the stage.
She is a guest singer for Jessie J, and the two of them have their own strengths and unique charms, and they work together to complete a song.
Netizens also persuaded Na Ying to give full play to her network advantages and pry into half of the Chinese music scene.
It's really no one else who can fight, "Over 50 years old!" ”。
Faye Wong, Han Hong, Li Jian, Liu Huan, Han Lei, no kidding, 100,000 is in a hurry.
Netizens who want to go off the rails recommend Huang Xiaoming, the true body of Sister Yingzi's martial spirit.
After all, in the MV of "Mo", Brother Xiaoming deduced the real kung fu of punching to the flesh, which was full of deterrence.
put it on the stage, presumably the variety show effect is full, and at least it can win a stage design award.
There are also people who are suspected of carrying private goods in the recommended list, and the names of the members of the boy group are stuffed into a group of powerful singers.
was recognized by netizens in one fell swoop, and for a while he couldn't tell whether it was a fan or a black fan.
Artists who said they wanted to lead Chinese music to the world did not come out to save the scene.
The idols who burned Cpop into an internal entertainment pass haven't even heard their full open mic + live broadcast + completely unrepaired singing.
gathered the strength of the whole network to pull the entire Chinese music scene from beginning to end, but as a result, the big waves did not find any niche treasures.
Almost all of them are still the same group of people who were on fire 20 years ago, and they still have to rely on them now.
The new generation of talents has withered to the extent that they can't get together a table of mahjong, and Zhou Shen and Mao are not easy to appear repeatedly in the comment area.
The post-00s college student track is a single seedling that is pure and has been swept around.
The netizens who broke the jar and broke the pot had a crooked idea, and let He Jiong and Xie Na shine in the hall, bringing "Gardenia Blossom" and "Pineapple Jackfruit", which are masterpieces that I was amazed by the brain circuits of the year.
Otherwise, she will support An Lingrong to fight, after all, she is the king of the harem, and she must win what she wants to learn and achieve a professional level.
has such a strong desire to win, it is very suitable to star in "Singer's Na Ying Breakthrough Season", and become a difficult sister who secretly competes with Yingzi, and is also an enemy and a friend.
There are also many people who are starting to "go crazy" and vote for their friends.
Where to go when a conspicuous bag is not a conspicuous bag, the more uncarved the jade, the more it can be exposed in the spotlight on the stage.
This kind of coolness of being crushed in all directions, this fierce atmosphere of competing for the last place, I can't help but howl two sentences of Yingzi's "Day does not understand the darkness of the night" when I think about it.
In the dead of night, looking back on the stalk we played all day and putting our hands on the laughing abs, we ordinary viewers still couldn't help but sigh.
"Internal entertainment has always been too comfortable to play by itself, which is the result."
This time, all the fig leafs were directly torn apart, and the bright cliff-like gap was placed in front of the stage.
The director of the program said in an interview that because of the live broadcast form, many singers declined the invitation, and there were very few singers with strength, courage and schedule.
If the standard is lowered to dare to come, dare to go on stage, and dare to bear the evaluation of the whole network, the five Chinese players who started the game have already stood on a high ground in Chinese music.
It's just that there's no way not to care about it, the Chinese music scene has slipped and collapsed to such a situation.
is like a well-known and well-documented scandal, which has never had the opportunity to be "rotten" on the table for everyone to see;
Suddenly, the face is wide open, and it is spread in front of you in the most intuitive and accurate way.
Even if this year's "Singer" is not a high-quality music comprehensive, it will have a unique positioning, and may become some kind of testimony that can only be noticed in the future.
A well-known director once made a big statement, "Garbage movies are everywhere, and they are related to a large number of garbage audiences".
The relationship between content creators, content, and content audiences does influence, co-evolve, or degenerate to some extent.
However, as a person who occupies content creation resources and has the right to speak, blaming the audience and shirking responsibility inevitably seems too small and the perception is too bad.
I have always felt that the audience in our market is a group of audiences who are more diverse and tolerant than the works themselves, with an extremely strong desire to create and creative ability, who know how to humor and self-deprecating art, and are also good at capturing even the slightest progress and bright spot.
After the first episode of the singer was broadcast, there were interesting stories about second-hand roses, popular science of various singing and vocal skills;
There are all kinds of stalks that are produced to spread happiness to the whole network, and there are many who are fascinated by music and really look forward to seeing a good stage.
In 18 years, Jessie J won the first place in three consecutive games, and it is said that the program team let Hua Chenyu save the scene.
He ended Sister Stone's streak and began to make more people notice his level of business.
Even though there has been controversy, he really relied on several stages on "Singer" to reverse some of the audience's popularity and attracted a lot of fans.
Now what everyone hopes most is that the program team is holding back the magnifying moves, and they think of an effect of wanting to promote and suppress first.
We have never been stingy with praise, but we are afraid that there will be nowhere to show the rainbow farts in our stomachs.
The ancient Greek god in charge of the Chinese music scene, take a look at this disaster field of ten years of great drought.