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Recently, it is the season of the annual sports meeting of major colleges and universities.
You never know what strange things today's college students will bring to the team in order to fight for their faculties at the opening ceremony.
Two days ago, I heard that the School of Artificial Intelligence of Peking University displayed robots at the opening ceremony, and many netizens also lamented that the top universities are at different levels.
Until they saw the robot move—
@中国蓝
The robots you thought they were: as cool as in a science fiction movie, they could replace humans in minutes.
The robot at the opening ceremony of the Peking University Games: the mechanical grandmother and her two male nurses.
"It's a good time for netizens to catch up this time, and they dare to laugh at Peking University. ”
It is difficult to say whether the students of Peking University are trying to show their professional characteristics to the whole school, or purely to work hard at the opening ceremony.
Long before the ceremony began, it was discovered that an unidentified object had been mixed in the team of the AI Institute waiting on the side of the playground.
At first glance, it looks like a gray cloth on the humanoid, as if the Dementor model from Universal Studios has just been moved.
But why cover the robot's head? Is it because it's afraid it will remember the way?
At the opening ceremony, accompanied by the sonorous introduction of the radio station, the drum band opened the way in the front and the student phalanx broke in the back.
The mechanical grandmother shook her lap legs and took small steps, and the C position slowly appeared.
Look closely at the staggering figure on the left side of the picture. @拓荒者
is like Liu Neng, who is in a hurry to find Xie Guangkun to quarrel, and like the fourth uncle who can't take care of himself, but rushes to see the lively eggs.
According to the analysis of netizens through the video, there is a high probability that our grandmother is an E person.
You see that she waved her arms to the rostrum without fear, and she was more imposing than Ms. Bai Yun in "The Torchbearer".
@Happy ∙ Li
In comparison, the two male college students next to him seemed much cramped.
is mainly responsible for holding the grandmother at the right time when she is stepping passionately, so as not to let her walk to the faces of the leaders of the rostrum.
But in this way, netizens are more at ease:
"Even the robots made by Peking University have to be taken care of by two people, and I don't have to worry about AI taking my job anymore. ”
It was nothing new for college students to work in the queue at the opening ceremony of the sports day.
It's just exhausting the imagination of netizens, at most, they can only come up with conventional brain holes such as the School of Liberal Arts dressed up as the four famous characters, the School of History dressed up as ancient celebrities, and the School of Medicine wearing white coats.
But nowadays, such a conspicuous level of bag is not satisfactory to college students.
How can you show the unique temperament of your profession by walking in the queue ordinarily? You must have some professional skills that other colleges do not have.
The College of Animal Science and Technology of Qingdao Agricultural University brought a family of three bantams from the teaching practice base of their own school.
The black foal was brought in for business only half a month after birth, and a cute sliding shovel supported the face of the whole house.
@西部决策
It's just that because I had never seen such a large turf when I was born, I started to run freely on the playground for a while.
"I'm a horse on my prairie, and I can do whatever I want. ”
@易宇
As a result, he was sanctioned by his mother, who had seen the world.
Mother: "I mean you're generous, but you're a little too much." ”
Some majors have lively ponies, and some majors have well-behaved puppies.
If it weren't for the pet science and technology college of a university in Jiangsu, I would never have imagined seeing a dog show on the university playground in my life.
@婺城融媒
As the host announced "Welcome to the students of the College of Pet Science and Technology next", Golden Retrievers, Huskies, and Labradors made their debuts.
And what is performed is not the conventional tail wagging and handshake, but the more advanced "jumping pommel horse" and "fancy drill ring".
@是Wendy啊
Some people in the comment section are worried about whether the animals will be urinating on the track if they are brought to the playground.
There is no need to worry about this, college students have a plan for everything.
For example, when you watch bantam ponies running around the field on your phone, it's easy to ignore that there is a classmate who has been chasing the horses all over the field.
That's right, he's in charge of shoveling.
Not all majors can have an animal buff at the opening ceremony of the sports day, but that doesn't stop college students from showing off their imagination.
Wearing professional clothes while walking in the queue is considered a beginner, and the real masters will try to recreate their professional daily life 1:1 on the 400-meter track.
Agricultural students usually do experiments in class, but most of them can't escape the fate of digging the ground, planting trees, and supporting seedlings and cultivating soil.
So their opening ceremony parade performance is like this-
@山西日报
Even the arrangement of the team is strictly following the farming process.
After digging a trench, the seeds are sown, the seeds are sprayed with pesticides, and finally the harvesting and gleaning stage begins.
Looking at the skillful step of this female college student wearing a straw hat after "sowing seeds", you know that she usually does this work.
The civil engineering major is to take precautions and start to practice the daily life after graduation on the plastic runway in advance.
Wearing a hard hat and a reflective vest, the "construction site ash team" shines out.
There is no shortage of project managers and supervisors in the team, as well as foremen, brick movers, masons, and plumbers, who can directly take over the project when they are pulled out.
But some peers pointed out sharply: "Whose idea is this, it is said in building safety that people can't sit on bucket trucks." ”
@重庆发布
Civil engineering students from another university also added an element of historical sublimation to the queue.
It is said that the construction industry embodies the subjective initiative of people to transform the natural environment.
@郭小伟呀
As a result, sharp-eyed netizens found that the person at the forefront of this large group of people was actually a feng shui gentleman, and it seems that people's subjective initiative still can't withstand metaphysics after all.
Is this the first sports day for the students? Not necessarily the first, but it may be the last.
The annual sports meeting queue of clinical medical students is very unique, not running wildly on a stretcher-
@司文和孩儿们
It's cos ibuprofen -
@西安医学院
However, this year, they have obviously stopped looking for superficial curiosity, but instead pursued the precision and delicacy of their acting skills.
You see this classmate in a wheelchair, dedicatedly simulating the mid-term symptoms of Parkinson's;
The expressions of the people pushing wheelchairs and stretchers are serious, reflecting their caution in treating diseases and saving people.
@晓得李你R
The only flaw is that the actor's sense of conviction on the stretcher is not strong enough, and he lets you play the wounded, and he doesn't ask you to lie there until you can't stop laughing.
@晓得李你R
Today's playground is really clean, it turned out to be swept with the faces of the students.
In the past two days, many netizens who have graduated for many years have begun to use their brains to think: If they return to college now, what can their major play in the sports meeting queue.
The Faculty of Arts said that he could memorize ancient poems, and the Department of Computer Science said that he could write code in the open air.
The funeral service professional smiled awkwardly and was silent.
But soon everyone found that their brains, which had been bound by work, were not as creative as contemporary college students.
@ZYJ
In other words, the direction of contemporary young people's understanding of their majors cannot be predicted in advance.
For example, in food-related majors, you may imagine students wearing tall chef hats and smiling collectively at the podium.
Something like this.
I didn't expect people to perform on the spot.
@娄豆圆子
Look closely, the three girls in the back row are still sharing a pot.
When the stir-fry rose, the chef in the middle even danced Latin, and sure enough, he had to have real skills to stand in the C position.
"It's just that why you dance all of a sudden, is it because the food is not spicy enough, and the chef himself has to appear. ”
The Academy of Fine Arts walked in a queue, and the conventional imagination was that everyone was holding a drawing board and pretending to paint.
Unexpectedly, people directly pushed a "statue" out.
When I saw the video for the first time, I also felt that this group of college students was really bold, and they were not afraid that they would have to pay for accidentally breaking the statue.
Second Look: I'll go, how can this statue move!
@FM93 the voice of Zhejiang Traffic
At the third glance, I found that the statue turned out to be performed by a student.
It's really hard to imagine how his classmates can convince him to take on this difficult mission in the future at the risk of being ridiculed for 3 years.
But when you leave the scene, you can see how far-sighted the idea of using a real person to play the statue is-
The statue has to be carried away by the classmates, and the real person can come down and run by himself!
Nowadays, when I swiped the videos of the queue for the opening ceremony of various sports meetings on the Internet, there are always people in the comment area who will say, "I don't recommend playing like this, because I didn't have it at that time."
I remember when I was in college, the queue at the opening ceremony was always boring and uniform. The only thing that distinguishes the different houses is the sign held at the front of the line.
It's like when other kids are dancing and singing and playing musical instruments at a family party, and you can only memorize pi for a long time.
Especially nowadays, many queue performances have not become conspicuous bag parties, but are really handsome.
For example, the criminal investigation major of Southwest University of Political Science and Law has a "sword special training team".
At the opening ceremony, they all wore training clothes, others walked in the queue, and others walked in the queue to directly have a silky and smooth forward roll.
@peo
Lying on the runway, slipping on knees, shooting.
The colorful smoke on the ground is as exciting as watching a police movie.
Some professional performances are beautiful to another dimension.
For example, the dance major of Anhui Normal University performed the "Fish Lantern Dance" at the opening ceremony.
The students changed formations with glowing fish lanterns, and it was as if real fish were swimming in the dark.
@安徽师范大学
Even the fish lantern itself is made by the students themselves.
@Alonzo Alosa
There are professional showmanship that transcends gravity.
For example, Zhengzhou Institute of Aeronautical Industry Management directly showed off a non-powered hand-thrown glider at the opening ceremony of the Games.
I saw this boy in red throwing and throwing like a shot put - let's just put it this way, the uncle downstairs in my community can't fly a kite so high.
@青蛙没有哇 (over May Day Edition)
Others relied on walking at the opening ceremony, and the School of Physical Education of Zhengzhou University parachuted directly.
Jumping while playing stunts in the air, the yard flag hangs down from the underside of the backpack, and who's to say it's not another kind of card lifter?
At the opening ceremony of the annual sports day, the plastic track on the university playground is destined to withstand more.
For example, the crushing of racing wheels.
Racing students from the School of Physical Education of Jianghan University perform drifting directly on the plastic track.
@中国青年报
You thought the show was going to overturn, but they stood on one wheel.
Is this still a college student who fails running, can't jump high jump, and shouts "crispy" every day? This is a stunt troupe!
For example, the trampling of horses when galloping.
The international equestrian major of Wuhan Business School lined up, and the college students rode directly to the field.
@Gov
And it's not the kind of slow pacing of small fights, but really "running"-
Show the directors and actors of those costume TV dramas what a real horse riding is.
Another example is the friction of the oars.
Yes, you heard it right, this is a traditional event of the annual sports meeting of North China University of Water Resources and Hydropower, "dryland dragon boat".
It's just that compared with the pure handsomeness of others, the dryland dragon boat is handsome with a hint of joy.
Even the students themselves don't understand why a university called Water Conservancy and Hydropower would love a sport that requires neither water nor electricity.
@华北水利水电大学
The gameplay is exactly the same as that of a normal dragon boat, with someone beating a drum at the bow and someone at the helm at the stern.
It's just that there are four wheels installed under the dragon boat, and the students in the middle are holding sticks that poke the ground instead of oars.
Once the fit is not good, the effect is like this-
@荔枝新闻
Recently, in many videos of the opening ceremony of the university, students from North China University of Water Resources and Hydropower complained that "this dryland dragon boat made me pick my toes for four years."
But let me say, don't worry, students.
Looking at the involution momentum of the opening ceremony of the University Games, there will probably be more bizarre queue ideas soon.
I don't know who the next major and school will be to make the whole network laugh?
(Excerpted from the WeChat public account Vista to see the world)