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Guo Degang once laughed at himself for being a "WIFI physique".
The implication is that there are always people who want to rub their own traffic.
This is indeed true, 6 years ago, there was a person who not only wanted to rub, but also wanted to step on Lao Guo's position.
But there are really few people who can take advantage of Guo Degang.
6 years ago, Guo Degang and Zhang Guoli attended the variety show "Cross Talk with Newcomers" as judges.
The purpose of the show is to give all actors who love cross talk a chance to be seen.
Li Hongye, a doctoral student who graduated from Shanghai Jiaotong University, signed up with his wife.
He didn't go through systematic study, and he relied on his own research.
summed up a set of "cross talk formulas".
and very confidently want to show his strength in front of Guo Degang.
As everyone knows, he behaves like a "frog at the bottom of a well".
On the stage for the first time.
Li Hongye asked Guo Degang very arrogantly: "You don't know me, do you?"
Guo Degang naturally won't be serious with an unknown junior.
shook his wit and tried to stabilize the scene:
"You go and ask Uncle Yu, he must know you. ”
But apparently Li Hongye's purpose is not to really want to know whether Guo Degang knows him.
Instead, it paved the way for the next "Ma Wei".
"I am a doctor from Jiaotong University and the founder of formula cross talk. ”
"There's nothing you don't understand? It's okay, I'll point you out. ”
Reading between the lines reveals his smugness.
The audience was also shocked by him.
After all, if you dare to point out Guo Degang, you must have two brushes on your body.
But the fact is that Li Hongye's cross talk level is far from worthy of what he boasts.
The whole performance did not get an enthusiastic response from the audience.
Guo Degang eliminated him in accordance with the rules of the program group.
I never thought that Li Hongye would call Guo Degang on the spot.
He first complained about all the people who were eliminated by Guo Degang.
Then he released a wild word:
"We are the representatives of the new generation, you sit in the judges' seat today to eliminate us, maybe the person who sits in our position in the future will be us, let's see!"
The atmosphere on the field can be described as embarrassing to the extreme.
But Guo Degang has long passed the age when he must compete with others.
As he put it:
"If I tell a rocket scientist that your rocket can't work, then if the scientist looks at me squarely, he's lost. ”
Maybe it was because the stage failed to anger Guo Degang.
Li Hongye and his wife, who got off the show, still did not give up.
It means that the program group has a shady scene.
is also ashamed to think that his level is more than enough for the Spring Festival Gala.
The constant shouting looks like a clown jumping off the beam.
But he did get a lot of heat because of it.
So he decided to "strike while the iron is hot".
turned his head and ran to participate in the "China Cross Talk Competition" hosted by Jiang Kun.
But his performance, which has not made any progress, still did not make him favored by the judges.
During this period, Wei Wenliang's predecessors also pointed out the problem bitterly.
believes that Li Hongye and his wife have neither the basic skills of cross talk, nor have they systematically studied cross talk.
Everything is based on the understanding of what is on the surface.
So much so that there is no essence to speak of.
However, among the voices that sang and declined, one person gave a high score.
That person is Jiang Kun, who has never dealt with Guo Degang.
Outsiders can see that Jiang Kun's move is deliberately contradicting Guo Degang.
But Li Hongye was pitifully naïve.
thinks that it is his talent that conquers Jiang Kun.
He was already inflated, and he became more and more unpopular.
After that, not only did he appear at Jiang Kun's activities all the time.
is even holding Jiang Kun in and out of words.
So much so that it began to be rumored that he worshipped Jiang Kun as a teacher.
As a result, Li Hongye himself did not buy it.
not only cleared up the imaginary apprenticeship between himself and Jiang Kunzi.
also secretly sarcastically mocked Jiang Kun.
"Pick up the bowl to eat, put down the bowl and scold the mother" face at a glance.
Thinking that he was amazing, he remembered again what Guo Degang said to himself in the show:
"You hold a special show to see if the audience supports you, whether it's a mule or a horse, you pull it out for a walk. ”
As the saying goes, if you don't see a coffin, you don't shed tears.
Li Hongye really turned his head and set up a special session in an attempt to slap Guo Degang in the face.
But it is needless to say whose face the empty field slapped.
Finally facing the reality, he had to restrain himself.
In the early years, in order to gain popularity, the remarks about angry Lao Guo on social platforms were also deleted by him one by one.
As for Guo Degang himself, he didn't dare to be talked about anymore.
Until now, he is still insisting on studying his own formula cross talk.
But apparently there are still very few people willing to buy it.
Again, that's the same sentence.
Don't use your hobbies to challenge other people's eating professions.
Epilogue:
It's good for people to have dreams.
But it is always necessary to distinguish the difference between "dreams" and "wishful thinking".
Otherwise, you will become a laughing stock in vain and you don't know it.