In this world's jokes, Daniel Zhang alone contributed 90%. (The remaining 10% was given by his cross talk partner Zhou Hongyi)
Every time I watch Daniel Zhang speak, I wonder, is this buddy's long mouth for being smoked?
Giving him a chance to broadcast live, he crossed Erlang's legs in front of the audience, and scolded those who had opinions for licking dogs.
Given him another chance to develop a conference, he said surprisingly that he was a pioneer and that his friends were all little brothers.
Well said, don't say it next time.
Daniel Zhang vividly interpreted what it means to "eat shi can't catch up with the heat", and the net sense is really poor.
Lao Zhou worked hard, and as early as April 18, he said on social platforms that he would publicly sell his Maybach and respond to the solicitation of "experience cars".
Immediately, brands such as Weilai, Xiaopeng, Ideal, and Zeekrypton had a keen sense of smell like a hunting dog, and sent their products to the 360 office building as soon as possible.
It is worthy of being a car builder, and it is fast to run.
However, in a bunch of cars waiting to be lifted green under Mr. Zhou's building, there was no unruly Nezha car.
It wasn't until April 22, at the spring press conference of Nezha Automobile, that Daniel Zhang said to Lao Zhou in the audience: "Yesterday I called and asked if there were any vacancies at the bottom of the building, and I sent two cars overnight, which were the last two parking spaces."
Today we are thinking that Lao Zhou is our shareholder and our good friend, and other car manufacturers are looking for him to make a car and change a car. We are going to announce that we will give Lao Zhou a 'family bucket' of Nezha automobile products. From the first car of Nezha Automobile to every car on the market in the future, one will be given to Lao Zhou. I believe that this condition is difficult for other companies to follow up~"
Daniel Zhang obviously fell into self-pride on the stage, and Zhou Hongyi in the audience had a face like this
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No matter how red the clothes on his body are, he can't cover his face that turns green in an instant.
Sure enough, after the crosstalk partner Lao Zhou came to power, he directly rejected Daniel Zhang's kindness: "Daniel Zhang's actions in this matter are too slow, after I issued this car sale solicitation order, all friends and businessmen sent the car over, because your speed is too slow, so now I can only regret to tell you that my first choice cannot choose you." ”
Didn't Daniel Zhang think about why there were only the last two parking spaces left downstairs at that time? Lao Zhou opened the back door and waited for his cubs to eat first, but he didn't expect the wild children to come up and eat the heat, and the "biological son" Daniel Zhang was late.
No wonder Lao Zhou was in a hurry.
Daniel Zhang's "Nezha" is not the sea, but a joke. As the world's largest supplier of jokes at this press conference, it was originally the press conference of the new car Nezha L, and Daniel Zhang insisted on saying how good Nezha S was for more than 20 minutes.
It is said that under Daniel Zhang's seriously off-topic speech, the number of online viewers in the live broadcast room is also seriously running. All of a sudden, it dropped from 100,000+ to only 50,000. Thanks to the Cardinal Sect Master, he came back to life.
Subsequently, when Daniel Zhang talked about the brand concept of Nezha Automobile, he added a new black history: "In April 2021, when the Nezha U was released at the Shanghai Auto Show, the slogan proposed at that time was 'hard fuel vehicle'. This year, the market began to mention 'oil and electricity at the same price'. We were the first to come up with this concept, we were the pioneers, and now you are all little brothers. ”
When talking about Nezha L's battery, Daniel Zhang said: "The 40-degree electric battery is the best CATL battery in the world, and we are not using the batteries of those second-rate and third-rate enterprises." ”
Some Nezha fans explained for Daniel Zhang: This is because Daniel Zhang is a "technical nerd" who cannot speak, and Nezha is indeed a pioneer of new energy vehicles. And more netizens do not buy this statement, they think that Daniel Zhang's remarks are not only a manifestation of low emotional intelligence, but also reflect his inner domineering.
Why does Zhou Hongyi think that a person who says that "batteries outside the Ningde era are all ants" can learn Lei Jun?
Back in the first five days of this press conference, on a live broadcast on April 17, Daniel Zhang had just caused trouble.
The reason is that some netizens asked, "Can you open the door for me?" Daniel Zhang said, "As long as I have time, I bow 90 degrees to open the door for you." However, because of Erlang's legs, netizens thought that this was high and compared it with Lei Jun's posture and attitude during the live broadcast.
And Daniel Zhang blew up at a point, saying that he was stilting Erlang's legs because of his bad back, and directly insulted the netizens who compared him with Lei Jun as licking dogs.
even said, "Let me act, I can't do it!" is suspected of mocking Lei Jun for acting.
This time, he poured oil into the pot, which directly made netizens explode.
"Where is the humility of leaning on the back of the chair and crossing Erlang's legs all the time? I want to use cervical spondylosis to PUA users, but I don't even want to play with the least respect. ”
"A fight with the little grandson selected by Dongfang. ”
"I want to hint at Lei Junyan, the problem is that every time Lei Jun appears, Mr. Lei's posture is very humble, and acting humbly for a lifetime is not humility?"
The highest critical hit value has to be this one: "Daniel Zhang opened the door for me, and I had to work hard to explain who Daniel Zhang was." ”
You want to give me the car door, I still disdain it~ The privilege of netizens is all reflected in this comment!
After offending the "gods", Daniel Zhang apologized on social platforms, saying that he had no intention of disrespecting Lei Jun, and he was also from the countryside to start a business, and there was nothing arrogant.
Only represents the personal opinion of 51 Jun (I knelt down if I was wrong) The stilted legs are said to be high, and there is a bit of a sense that they are on the line because they don't like it. However, Daniel Zhang, as the leader of the enterprise and a public figure, did not choose to speak in the face of such a "provocation", and such impetuosity attracted criticism purely because he deserved it.
This is true of the "Erlang Leg Live Broadcast" on April 17, the "Licking Dog Response" on April 19, and even the "Little Brother Press Conference" on April 22. In such a short period of time, the high-frequency rollover, the opening is a mudslide, which is really not to blame netizens.
As early as a year ago, there was a Daniel Zhang accusing netizens of "licking dogs", and the "Nezha" Daniel Zhang who once said, "I just like the way you can't get used to me and can't kill me", now it seems that netizens have finally worn off their sharp minions.
Daniel Zhang looked much more humble (weak), and even began to know how to put down his body and ask netizens whether Nezha Auto needs to change its name. I can't help but feel a sense of relief to see the second fool in the village who has been knocking over his rice bowl all day long, and finally learned to eat by himself.
Regardless of whether he is really humble or has learned to act, I hope that the experience during this period of time has really cured Daniel Zhang. If Nezha really changes his name to "Hezhong", it will really have a share of the public.
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