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The seven-month Labrador is looking for a new owner, docile and intelligent, looking forward to someone who is destined for it
There is a seven-month-old Labrador and is now in dire need of a new owner. He has an extremely docile personality and an extraordinary intelligence that will make him unforgettable at first sight. For some reason, I can't continue to take care of it, so I hope to find a new owner for it who really loves it and can give it a warm family.
This Labrador is very obedient and empathetic. It is always able to accurately understand the owner's intentions and react accordingly. At the same time, it has a unique charm that allows it to quickly integrate into a new environment and become a member of the family.
For new owners, I hope you genuinely love your dog and have enough time and energy to take care of it. At the same time, you also need to have some financial means, because there is a certain cost to have a dog. Of course, the most important thing is that you are loving to it and willing to provide it with a stable and happy family environment.
If you meet the above criteria and are interested in adopting this Labrador, please contact me as soon as possible. I believe that with your care, it will thrive and become the most faithful partner in your life.
Please note that this is a very spiritual dog and it deserves the best. If you decide to adopt it, make sure to be well prepared and give it the love and attention it deserves. We look forward to working with you to find a happy home for this Labrador.
