In my opinion, there are two kinds of jokes in the world.
One is KFC V I 50 every Thursday.
The version is updated every week, and even Chat GPT is not as fast as it.
The other is to memorize words in a book
In the last second, I was immersed in someone else's boyfriend's secret.
The next second, knowledge slipped into the head in a cunning way.
Recently, the two gods of the joke world ushered in a new opponent-
Selling a house joke.
If I hadn't been serious, I wouldn't have known that selling a house could have been so enjoyable.
Have you not?
Desperate to sell a house
In the past, Slogan was still very popular with direct sales by owners and no intermediary fees, but if you put this set now, there is a high probability that it will be overwhelmed by big data.
How does it play now?
In the first stage, we must learn to cry and move with emotion.
For example, if the green skin intermediary is not strong, I have to explode myself, tearfully bargaining for 1.3 million, and no one is as ruthless as me.
First of all, let's endure the pain and cut love, write down the price reduction process clearly, and then write the advantages of the house clearly, focusing on a cost-effective.
For example, I, 38 years old, buy a house at the highest point and sell it at the lowest point.
At first glance, I thought it was a story of buying a house, and the first half of the blogger told the painful experience of selling the house, and the second half turned into a person, hoping that this house could find a destined person.
The tragic atmosphere has been set off here, and everyone who understands it understands it, and there is nothing more bamboo shoots than this suite.
Don't think that's all there is to buying a house, all of the above are just appetizers.
When I came to the second stage, I used the divine turn to connect the two things that the eight poles couldn't beat, and they all strung together.
In 2022, a set of champion houses will appear in Guangzhou, and the intermediary will also tell everyone to read the story first and then look at the house in the circle of friends.
The whole story starts from the loquat tree planted by the champion himself, and then to how TA overcame obstacles to become the provincial champion of the college entrance examination, directly escorted the doctor of Peking University, and reached the peak of his life.
Although this kind of metaphysical thing is believed or not, there are always some parents who have the dream of being the champion and like the schoolbag room.
It just so happens that the champion story can attract this part of the buyers.
In addition, some house selling stories also use divorce and breakup stories as gimmicks.
I once swiped a very exciting house sale post, at the beginning of which it was to shout at my ex-husband, which filled the anger value, and people who didn't know thought that TA wanted to openly tear up the scumbag.
Subsequently, the style of writing took a sharp turn, and the blackened heroine turned into a seller of a house, and if you want to see this house, you can contact me.
At this moment, I was hard controlled by a picture for 25 seconds, and I fell into the confusion of who I was, where I was, and what I was looking at, and I felt that the copywriting of V I 50 was eclipsed.
Of course, there are thousands of posts for selling houses, and I can't give them all examples.
If you have received some news about the sale of a house, you are welcome to tell us about it in the comment area.
In short, these wonderful house selling stickers, only I can't think of it, and there is nothing it can't write.
Fancy selling houses
Just for ......
Why do people want to change their ways now, even if they want to write some posts about the lower limit of the show, they want to sell the house?
There are two reasons for this.
First, the second-hand market volume is large, and the involution is serious.
At present, the number of second-hand houses on the market is 143,500 units, which is still at a high level in recent years, and the competition between second-hand properties is relatively fierce.
There are many potential competitors for second-hand house owners, and the way to sell them by listing in the past is not working, and now if you want to sell a house, you have to make the listing more eye-catching.
Second, in the Internet era, everyone's attention is scattered.
In the era of streaming media, everyone's attention has been chopped up, and owners have to take some wild paths if they want to sell their houses, such as making use of some highly topical posts, or brushing their presence for their real estate offline to catch the attention of buyers.
I wrote about a case of selling a house in my article "Doing it right, I finally sold my old house from the 80s".
At that time, in order to sell his old and dilapidated children, our fans not only put them on the market in the stores in the community, but even went to the second-hand housing stores within a 3-kilometer radius to "brush their faces".
Now you can't sell your house with the same way you used to think.
Even if your house is very good and the price is very good, if the house is not exposed, it can only be submerged in 140,000 houses.
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