What is the sign that a man is getting old? Netizen: Reading books is getting farther and farther, and peeing is getting closer and closer

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(1) When people order shrimp, you serve pork heart!

(2) "Uncle, I'll help you move the box?"

(3) Hahahaha, when you are young, you pee in the wind, and when you are old, you will be wet with the wind!

(4) At the age of 26, he is an uncle, and it is normal to become a grandfather at the age of 42 hahahahaha!

(5) It means premature ejaculation haha!

(6) Child: I was wrong, I won't ask. Do you feel that you have asked the problem of the century and stumped the world? ♀️

(7) Good guy, this is really one set after another, don't make any noise, I'm thinking [banging]

(8) Did you get it while you were sweating it?

(9) Who told you that you don't have a dog, you don't have a dog to rely on, so you can only rely on your father.

(10) Teach a man to fish, but always want to teach him to fish.

(11) Because a small broken car can pull tools, other cars are reluctant

(12) (7) Why is the psychology of introverts pathological?

(13) (13) He really didn't know what he was like, and he was still asking around.

(14) Your husband is really perfunctory.

(15) Anyone with even a little experience can see through this set, and as soon as someone uses this trick on me, I turn around and leave, because of lack of sincerity.

(16) You really told the migrant workers that you broke the defense!

(17) If this had been put to the present time, it is estimated that no one would even pay for it.

(18) It's like when I didn't go to college, it was a rarity to ride in a car.

(19) Sober, well said. Many leaders don't treat their subordinates as human beings at all, take the benefits themselves, and find their subordinates to take the blame for the responsibility and let you in. It doesn't seem like much to say, and it's not much lighter than harming your whole family. Once the leader starts to let you take the blame, don't have any illusions that you can still get along with him.

(20) Seasonal allergies.

(21) Pondering is terrifying

(22) I am also tempted, but I dare not ...

(23) Heredity on the one hand, feeding on the other

(24) Wait, so who is that husband you are talking about?

(25) (25) According to his logic, the meat had to be eaten in the refrigerator and could not be taken out.

(26) Before the fire burned on me, I felt that it was acceptable.

(27) As soon as a man turns 30, he seems to have no interest in the opposite sex, but covets things like 4080 graphics cards, which is really fragrant!

(28) (28) Sure enough, there was a slight sense that he would be able to do so.

(29) (29) (29) Yes, people nowadays are independent, so why do they have to spend their lives with another person?

(30) ‬农家乐哈哈哈哈哈

(31) I, civil servant. How unlucky, because of incorruptibility, no, because of cowardice. That year, there was a case of a company, because there were many disputes with tenants, the lawsuit was in our hospital, and the case was divided into several people, and during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the company gave gifts to everyone who had their case in their hands, that is, hundreds of shopping cards in the shopping mall, and everyone received them, and I confiscated them, and the company was really difficult, and the wages could not be paid, so I said to the section chief who gave the gift, even if I sent it to you. Afterwards, there was a conflict within the company, and the matter was poked out, and those who had received other people's shopping cards were punished, and I confiscated them and escaped a cut. It just so happened that a colleague who made a mistake was suspended, this guy is very capable of causing trouble, the leader is not at ease, and he is afraid that he will cause trouble again, so he wants to find someone to accompany him, so he picked me. A temporary agency was set up to arrange me and the guy in an office, without any work tasks, just idle and surf the Internet. Idle for three years. I didn't make any mistakes, or because I was incorruptible, which is equivalent to making mistakes and being deprived of the opportunity to serve the people.

(32) Sometimes the conditions at home really do not allow it, and you have to give your child away, which can be understood. But if you give it away, it's best to be sure from the beginning, send the child to a good one, and everyone else will have a good time, but at the same time, you should also pay attention, don't wait for someone to be good before recognizing each other, what kind of thing is this? [crying can't make a sound] [crying can't make a sound] [crying can't make a sound] [

(33) (33) Agree, no one loves him firmly, and I hope that if he comes back to this world, he can be surrounded by love, this life is too bitter for him!

(34) So you suddenly chose to be in your 40s?

(35) Zhangjiakou, Hebei.

(36) You really watch horror movies, you don't know how to pity girls, do you [tears] [tears] [tears]

(37) Yes, I've seen this too![Covers face]

(38) ‬好可爱的妈妈[大笑]

(39) What? Foreigners also speak Chinese?

(40) ‬这么冷穿这么少[我想静静]