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I am a post-70s generation who was born in a relatively remote rural area in our county, because my mother was not in good health and only gave birth to one child.
So, when I was a child, I was a baby bump in the palm of my parents' hands, although the conditions were limited at that time, but my food and clothing were the best among the children.
Maybe it's because I'm better fed and more nutritious, and I'm the tallest of my playmates. When I was four or five years old, the adults had to go to work, and the children in the family could only be free-range, and they would run away as soon as they lost their jobs.
And I am the child king of our group, leading a group of playmates to charge into battle every day. Whoever has peaches is ripe will go to climb trees, whose cucumbers can be eaten will go to drill fences, lead everyone to swim in the river in summer, and take everyone up the mountain to beat dates in autumn, and have a lot of fun.
At that time, the rural children had a very hard childhood, but they were so happy, and I had nearly 20 children born in a year, and they grew up unconsciously in the fighting, and they were about to go to school.
Although I am the king of children, I feel a little "lonely", although I have so many younger brothers under my command, I am always troubled because I have no opponent.
So, when playing the game, I deliberately "let the water raise fish" and pull out a playmate who I can control but is relatively strong as an opponent.
I chose Qingmin, he is my neighbor's child, our two houses are separated by a hill of paddy fields, after harvesting the millet in autumn, you can go directly from the dry field, but in spring and summer it is more troublesome, you have to walk one or two hundred meters of ridges.
The children were divided into two factions and lined up under the leadership of our two "big brothers", but almost every time it ended in our victory.
This joy was shattered a year before we went to school, and when Kyungmin's mother died at the beginning of the year, he was so slumped that he could no longer take on the responsibility of being the leader of a faction, and if I wanted to "cultivate" another one, I obviously didn't have that much patience.
This is only a secondary reason, the main reason is that Qingmin's father, Uncle Dong Qing, remarried at the end of the year, and with the help of others, he became a family with a widow who had just lost her husband in a neighboring village.
This title seems to be decent, but in fact, I played a little clever, Aunt Dong and "Dong bamboo shoots" are pronounced exactly the same in our dialect, I call her Aunt Dong, obviously a little bit of grievance for Qingmin's mother.
Why do I have to stand up for Qingmin? Because Aunt Dong didn't marry alone, she also carries a "drag oil bottle", which is a year or two younger than Qingmin, and we all call her Xiaoli.
Xiaoli herself is not annoying, on the contrary, she is very handsome, not to mention, and her personality is quite quiet and well-behaved.
The reason why we want to take revenge on Aunt Dong is because after she came, Uncle Dong Qing ignored her Qingmin a little, and in our eyes, he seemed to prefer Xiao Liduo.
Fortunately, we are still children, except for giving Aunt Dong a homonym of "winter bamboo shoots", we can't play any tricks.
The children are still playing together without knowing the sky, and in addition to Kyungmin's increasing depression, there is also a little more Li.
During that time, I should have heard adults talking about stories when chatting, telling the story of Wagangzhai, and what impressed me the most was Cheng Biting Jin, who was so majestic as the owner of the village. What I yearn for the most is Cheng Yanjin's rhetoric that he wants to snatch it back to be the "lady of the village" when he sees a beautiful woman, which makes me fascinated.
So, during that time, I took my playmates to be Wagang heroes, and I was the natural Cheng Yanjin.
At that time, I really didn't feel that Cheng Yanjin's martial arts were actually not the most powerful, but the kid chose this role only based on intuition.
Since he has become the owner of Cheng Biting Jinzhai, there must be a lady who presses the village. But almost all of our children are boys, three or two girls, in my eyes, they are all familiar with the "crooked melon and cracked dates", where can I be my wife?
Xiaoli's arrival immediately made up for this regret.
She was immediately canonized by me as the "Lady of the Village", and every day she wore a wreath of flowers that I had woven haphazardly with straw and grass and wildflowers, and timidly followed me timidly, enjoying the bowing and tribute of other friends.
The game played is nothing more than what the owner of the village is thirsty, and immediately there will be a little minion to pour tea, and the lady of the village is "pregnant", and immediately someone will pretend to catch fish in the fish pond next to him.
Before we knew it, a few months had passed, and as soon as September 1st arrived, we had to go to school.
During this period of time, Qingmin and Xiaoli, the brother and sister, have been fine, but Uncle Dong Qing didn't know how to figure it out again, and his attitude towards his son Qingmin was much better, but he began to be lukewarm to Xiaoli, a drag oil bottle.
If I had this attitude at the beginning, maybe I would have helped step on my feet, but Xiaoli has been my wife for so long, and she already has weight in my heart, so I want to help Xiaoli vent her anger.
Qingmin is very good to this sister, not only because Xiaoli is well-behaved and sensible, but also because Aunt Dong's stepmother is kind.
I heard that I was going to help Xiaoli get revenge on her father, but under my deterrence, he could only say that he would not participate or stop him, and in the end he was even forced by me to reluctantly agree to "provide information".
These arrangements are all on the agenda, and it will soon be September 1st, and once the school year starts, our good days will come to an end.
The teacher's discipline, even a demon king like me didn't dare to mess around, so I thought about getting this thing done before the start of school, which can be regarded as a summary of my unrestrained childhood.
Qingmin provided a steady stream of information, saying that he had overheard his parents' conversation, and that Qingmin was the only one to go to school this year, and Xiaoli, who was one year younger, would wait another year.
I decided to use this as an excuse to make Uncle Dong Qing pay for his sloppiness:
Who made you patriarchal? Although Xiaoli is a drag oil bottle, she is my wife, she is so well-behaved and cute, how can you not let her study and delay her future?
Besides, we went to school, and Xiaoli, who stayed at home, didn't she become someone else's "Mrs. Boss"? This is the reason why I can't say it in my heart.
Under my arrangement, the playmates made a lot of thin cow dung, and fished a lot of mud from the paddy fields, mixed it with the cow dung, and finally did not forget that everyone took out the little cocks to pee, anyway, they made a big bucket of smelly but indescribable smelly things.
In order to get angry, I didn't let the minions do it, but went out myself, carrying half a barrel of "weapons" to Uncle Dongqing's house.
Because of Qingmin's "spy", he opened the door smoothly, first of all, he smeared a handful of mud on Uncle Dongqing's pillow, and the clothes hanging on the penny were not spared.
In the end, I didn't stop playing, and the remaining small half bucket of mud and urine was all pasted on the window of Uncle Dongqing's house.
To be honest, I was still a little apprehensive in my heart, if I was caught on the scene, then I would not be beaten to death by my father? Fortunately, everything went well, and I escaped without realizing it.
When everyone saw me coming back with an empty bucket, they immediately shouted in unison: The owner of the village is mighty.
This clamor made me feel proud and proud to look down on the world. Especially when I saw the little stars twinkling in Xiaoli's eyes, I was even more tender, and I held Xiaoli and announced loudly: I must go to school with my wife.
My joy didn't last long.
At noon, the adults who went out of work went home, and Uncle Dong Qing and Aunt Dong saw my masterpiece as soon as they got home, and the mud and feces on the window were forgotten, but there were still things on the bed on the pillow and clothes, which made the always honest Uncle Dong Qing unbearable.
Standing at the door and scolding for a while, it should be Aunt Dong who figured out the hidden song, anyway, Qingmin and Xiaoli were quickly called home by their father.
In less than a bowl of tea, Uncle Dong Qing led Qingmin and Xiaoli to my house one by one, and they came directly from the paddy field.
What is this called in our local area? It is called "door-to-door", because children have caused trouble in other people's homes, and adults are not good at embarrassing children, so they can only go to your house to find your father and mother to theorize.
So, there is no doubt that I was also picked out by my parents. It's just that I'm a single person, and I admit in front of Xiaoli that I did it.
Uncle Dong Qing laughed angrily, gritted his teeth and asked me: I didn't offend you, you and Qingmin are still good friends, why are you doing such nonsense?
I stiffened my head and yelled at Uncle Dongqing: Who told you not to give Xiaoli to study? Just because she is a drag oil bottle? We all went to study, and you left Xiaoli at home, didn't you let my wife die?
At that moment, all the adults were stunned, and they couldn't understand what I meant by "madam".
Later, under the coercion of Aunt Dong, Xiaoli timidly explained: Brother Guan is the owner of the village, and I am the lady of the village.
Just because of Xiaoli's words, I miraculously escaped a meal of "yellow eel noodles".
I don't know what Uncle Dong Qing and Aunt Dong think, anyway, they just said a few words to me painlessly, and even stopped the bamboo stick that my father pulled towards me, and led Qingmin and Xiaoli back.
Of course, my parents also dragged me to Uncle Dongqing's house, and it took a lot of time for several adults to clean up the mud and feces.
It's just that after a few days, I still feel that his house still smells of cow dung everywhere.
On the first day of school, I set off early in the morning with my prepared schoolbag, and as soon as I got out of the house, I saw Qingmin and Xiaoli also waiting for me with yellow schoolbags.
I was overjoyed, and quickly took Qingmin's hand and asked what was going on, only then did I know that Uncle Dong Qing approved Xiaoli to go to school this year.
The well-behaved Xiaoli still smelled behind me timidly: Brother Guan, in the future at school, will I call you Brother Guan or the owner of the village?
Naturally, I didn't dare to answer this question, and I couldn't answer it, and I didn't need to answer it.
Anyway, at school, Xiaoli is the youngest girl in our class, and she is not very close to her brother Qingmin, but she pesters me as soon as she gets out of class, and calls Brother Guan sweetly. But as long as she is on the way after school, she will still call the owner of the village without shame.
Although I was the king of children before I went to school, and I was tall, my grades in school were not good, and I was completely inconspicuous.
A few years later, my parents always sighed to me in that tone of hatred: I have a good skin, but my brain is a mess.
Xiaoli is different, although she is the youngest student in the class, her grades have always been the first in the class. After graduating from elementary school to junior high school, she and I were not in the same class, but our grades were still the first in the grade.
After graduating from junior high school, Xiaoli was admitted to the regional teacher's school, and since then she has jumped out of the farm to eat national food, and I didn't even go to high school, so I went home to repair the earth.
In the eyes of everyone, the relationship between me and Xiaoli can only be "Xiao Lang is a passerby from now on".
When I came home at the age of 17, I didn't really repair the earth, and the restlessness in my bones flew again, and I rode my bicycle around various villages every day, which really made me see a "doorway" to make a fortune and started a second-class dealer.
At that time, there was no breeding industry in our local area, so Qingmin and I "partnered" to build a two-row pickup truck and went directly to the chicken farm in Taoyuan to pull live chickens to sell.
This business is very good, but I am too tired, I usually set off after lunch in the afternoon, go to the chicken farm when it is dark, load the goods and rush back, return to the town market at three or four o'clock in the morning, and wholesale directly to the chicken dealers in the market.
Xiaoli, who is studying in the city, has not stepped out of my world.
Since our car passed by their school gate almost every day, I would eat at the small shop in front of the school on time, and of course I would definitely call her.
Anyway, I also made money, and I will give her some pocket money even if I have eaten.
Xiaoli, who has eaten the national food and is about to become a teacher, has obviously grown up, but she is still the same timid appearance in front of me, but she no longer calls me the owner of the village, no matter how I "coerce", I am only willing to call me Brother Guan.
Qingmin and I broke up after more than a year of tossing, but it was not that we had any disputes, but that our careers had grown, and the two of us each got a car and made more money.
Although we are only hairy guys in our twenties, the chicken sellers at the farmers' market have one boss at a time, and we are so excited.
Three years later, 18-year-old Xiaoli graduated and was assigned to our town's middle school.
At the age of 21, I also had a new "way", thinking that I couldn't make a fortune with this small truck, so I simply set up my own farm and prepared to show my skills and feet to do a big job.
It's a pity that I read too few books, and after graduating from junior high school, although I bought back a lot of books related to farming, I often encountered things that I couldn't understand and couldn't understand.
At this time, Xiaoli became my free teacher, not only to help me explain the content of the book, but also to help me prepare various vaccines and feed.
My luck has always been good, despite being a layman, the farm has developed smoothly, and after two years, my farm has made a name for itself in the county, and even the chicken sellers in the county have come to buy from me.
By this time, we had both reached the age of starting a family, and Kyungmin, who was the same year as me, was already married, and the couple worked on the small truck together, but they no longer had to work hard to run long distances, and almost became my transport captain.
Only me, the "big boss", although I am the famous diamond king in the neighborhood, and the people who say that I am close to almost step on the threshold of my house, I have never been moved. Because I have always had a "Mrs. Pressing Village" in my heart.
And Uncle Dong Qing and Aunt Dong are also busy worrying about Xiaoli's marriage. Although Xiaoli is only 22 years old, she has been an "old" teacher for four or five years, and she is also beautiful, and her colleagues in school often tell her about objects.
But for some reason, Xiaoli has never had a boyfriend. But with a phone call from me, she'll be there as quickly as possible and help me with this and that.
On my birthday in 2001, Xiaoli said to me: Brother Guan, I want to marry you.
Xiaoli's decision was like a shock, not only Uncle and Aunt Dong didn't believe it, but even my parents thought I was lying to them.
Let's find an opportunity to call the adults of the two families together and finalize the decision in front of the gong.
Uncle Dong Qing smiled helplessly and said: Good boy, I snatched my daughter away from the bucket of cow dung more than ten years ago.
Xiaoli and I got married, on the wedding night, Xiaoli and I were affectionate to each other, Xiaoli suddenly blushed and whispered in my ear: "Owner, how do you want your wife to serve you?"