Recently, there is a small video that has become popular in Singapore, have you seen it?
"Singapore is the country with the most trouble in the world, and there is no one."
"Put up a small poster, whip 5 lashes and detain for 8 months!
This blogger's incisive remarks quickly became popular.
What a blessing to be born in China
The video commented: "After listening to it, I feel how lucky it is to be born in China."
Brother Yan has to say that since after watching this video, it can bring such a high sense of happiness to the audience, no matter how many things are broken in Singapore, it can be regarded as a kind of "sacrificing the small self and completing the big self". It's worth it!
Although he was very lucky to be born in China, this big brother with goods still flew across the sea and went to a distant corrupt country.
If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? This is the heart of Buddhism!
Speaking of which, I have to give a standard salute to the big brother with the goods!
Next, let's take a look at how the blogger named "London XXXX" calmly and ruthlessly exposed the in Singapore.
"London XXXX" said that there are so many rules in Singapore that they are worse than going to jail.
"Put up a small poster, whip 5 lashes and detain for 8 months"
The first: eating gum in the subway, a fine of 150.
He asked, "Do you think that's light?"
The second piece of the story: I put a small poster on the wall, find a job, find a nanny, and pull the whip directly.
The third: When you arrived in Singapore, you didn't see the time of your visa, and it was overdue for a day or two, congratulations, you won the lottery, 5 lashes and 8 months of detention.
"Whip! real whip! It's not a fake whip! It's the kind of skin and flesh swelling (blogger's original text), the kind with thorns on it!"
"A fan can't make a sound" In the spirit of compassion and compassion for the world, "London XXXX" said, so in Singapore, there are too many things that can't be done - you can't talk loudly when you walk on the road, you can't make a voice when you talk about it, and people can't live aggrieved?
He went on to popularize science: Why are there so many rules in Singapore? Isn't it just because it's small, it's as big as a street in Shanghai.
"How boring Singaporeans are"
"London XXXX" said that the largest building in Singapore's more than 600 square kilometers of land is their airport.
He said with compassion: Do you know how boring Singaporeans are? During the mask period, when all the shops were closed, they wanted to go abroad to play, but they couldn't get out, so there was a service, get on a plane, fly around the same place, and travel to the airport for 5 hours, such a package was sold out, and they were all queued up for a few months.
"London XXXX" went on to say: "There is really no one around me who has Singaporean status and lives there. ”
In the end, the blogger also said very honestly: "After listening to so much black material, click on a little red heart, if you haven't paid attention to it, click on a wave of attention."
Then it is "click on my avatar to enter the product window, and you can place an order if necessary"......
The click-through rate is off the charts
As expected, this video of "London XXXX" has a direct hit rate!
There are 3.6K likes, 2.9K retweets, 2.7K red hearts, and 554 comments.
There were also many reactions from the audience:
Brother Yan took a look, this blogger with goods posted a total of 11 videos on this account, except for this "Singapore's black material", the others are mediocre, and the most for red hearts is eighty or ninety, usually only twenty or thirty, or even single digits.
It seems that he still has to thank Singapore, which has the most troubles, for sending him this wave of traffic!
In recent years, it has become more and more difficult to bring goods, and it has become more and more volatile, and those who bring goods in London have to use Singapore to earn traffic.
Although I don't recognize your way of earning traffic, I swear to defend your right to bring goods!
I salute the big brother with the goods!
Scared the faint to death, support the bold
In other words, these days, it is difficult to make money by relying on traffic, and it is easy to say.
The key is whether you have the guts or not.
Play traffic, scare the faint to death, and support the bold.
Remember that video not long ago?
The blogger "SS Little Auntie" said that I feel that the prices in Singapore have been outrageous to the extent that a Shanghainese "begs for mercy", and after eating a very ordinary meal, three people ordered six dishes - S$211.02! That is, more than 1,000 yuan.
Brother Yan has been in Singapore for so long, and he has never had a "very ordinary meal, six dishes for three people", which costs S$211.
"A very ordinary meal"
So Brother Yan glanced at the menu posted by this "SS little aunt", good guy!
There was a grilled wagyu beef, a prawn, a sea bream, salmon, scallop sashimi, a barbecue beef balls, etc., a total of seven dishes, and two drinks, including 10% service charge and 9% GST, a total of S$211.02 Yes.
In the mouth of this little aunt, this table of dishes is very ordinary, but in the eyes of a poor editor like Brother Yan, who can't eat enough and can't starve to death, this meal is not very ordinary. Anyway, Brother Yan will definitely not eat like this on special festivals.
There is another video of "being repatriated to China by rubbing WiFi", which is also not shocking, it says: "A few years ago, I traveled to Singapore on a poor trip, and just landed at the local airport in the morning, squatting on the side of the road and sitting on the suitcase in order to save money, taking a sip of bread and a mouthful of milk, but because of rubbing the hotel's wifi, I was sent back to China in the afternoon."
I'm really scared to death! Brother Eye often goes out on location, shoots live broadcasts, in order to save traffic, as long as he encounters WiFi, he uses it, and he rubs it 800 times without rubbing it a thousand times, fortunately he was not caught, otherwise, let alone "repatriation", I am afraid that they will be sent directly to the bare moon!
In fact, it is not a trivial matter to be sent back to China for WiFi, and there are people who have "been confiscated from their mobile phones and squatted on the fence for three years for education and reform".
I was so scared that I hurriedly drank half a catty of Moutai to suppress the shock......
"If you dare to drink after ten o'clock, you will be whipped"
"If you dare to drink after ten o'clock, you will be whipped"!
Oh my God! A few days ago, there were big activities in various clubs, and I drank until 11 o'clock at night, and my buddies were so excited that they sang "Tomorrow will be better" all the way home.
All of them are to be whipped???!!!
Huh? Singing in public is fine?
It's good that I wasn't caught by the police! Good luck!
"There are a lot of plainclothes police on the streets"
Looking down further, I am really grateful to the ancestors for their blessing!
"Don't think no one has found you, there are a lot of plainclothes police on the streets. ”
To be honest, Brother Eye is really lucky, no, the streets of Singapore are full of plainclothes, but they didn't find out.
It is said that Singapore prohibits carrying fake bags and wearing fake luxury goods, and if you are caught, you will be fined.
If Uncle Hat really has such a keen eye and can recognize a fake bag at a glance, it is better to go directly to a luxury store and become an appraiser.
It is said that Singapore has an even more outrageous law - it is not allowed to go out in pajamas.
Even if you are moving under the apartment, you can't pick up the courier or throw away the garbage.
By the way, Brother Yan asked his friends in Singapore, who has to go downstairs to throw away the garbage?
It seems that Singapore has never had the habit of "going downstairs and throwing garbage", right?
It's obviously YY for people who haven't lived in Singapore. Hehe.
In fact, in recent years, in the Chinese Internet world, there have been many strange rumors about Singapore, and after the recent visa waiver between China and Singapore, such strange rumors have even increased.
Seven points true, three points fiction
We all know that literature is based on reality and artistically processed to make the characters more prominent and full. People often say that "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is "seven points of truth and three parts of fiction", such as the straw boat borrowing arrows, the empty city plan, the three qi Zhou Yu, and the flooding of the seven armies. These classic plots are actually fiction, but they are all the most well-known stories.
Well, in the modern Internet, the literary tradition of "seven points of truth, three parts of fiction" has been transformed into "one point of truth, and the rest of the fiction".
Surprise or not?
Why do so many people want to watch, enjoy watching, or even believe these videos without even thinking about it?
The answer is simple.
Little knowledge of the outside world, plus information cocoon, and like to be "short and fast".
Therefore, it is easy to become a leek for the big brothers, young ladies and sisters, uncles, aunts and grandmothers.
It's actually nothing to be a leek, it's good to be happy, and happiness is the most important thing.
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