The first half of his life playing with guns, the second half of his life making wine, the father of AK-47 Kalashnikov's 94 years of life, realized the ultimate dream of the fighting nation masters.
Left hand vodka, right hand bobosha, defend our Katyusha
According to rough statistics, since the introduction of the AK-47, more people have been killed than the atomic bomb on Hiroshima.
In his later years, the old man blamed himself, saying, "I am proud of my invention, but at the same time I feel sorry because terrorists are also using this weapon." If I could choose again, I'd rather invent tools to help farmers do their jobs, like lawn mowers or something. ”
Because the name is always associated with the killing machine, in his later years Kalashnikov collaborated with the distillery to produce vodka that bears his own name.
"I hope that when future generations mention me again, the first thing that comes to mind is delicious vodka, not violent firearms."
Kalashnikov Vodka has launched a rather innovative product, the bottle is a simulated AK-47, tempered glass 1:1 mold opening.
"AK-47 was born to defend the motherland, but terrorists use it to kill innocents. The gun is right, the wrong is the person who pulls the trigger at will. ”
The old man said, "The introduction of gun-shaped bottle vodka is by no means to encourage killing and violence, I just want to tell people that what is fired from the AK-47 can not be a bullet, but a fine wine." ”
As soon as this wine was launched, it was widely welcomed by young and old masters
"You know, not everyone can have an AK-47, and this guy fulfilled my dream of fighting on the battlefield and killing enemies for my country since I was a child." (Although there are more ingredients for "killing yourself")
"This bottle of wine, no, this bottle of wine is so popular, last time an old man bought six from me, saying that after drinking the bottle for the grandchildren to play with as a water gun, although he is very rich, but this time I only sold him a bottle." Because AK-47 wine is a work of art, it should not be a toy for a small broken child. ”
"I kind of regret buying it now, and whenever I come home drunk, my daughter-in-law takes it and sprays lemonade on me.
"In order to make my pregnant lady happy, I carried it to the restaurant with her, and the moment I pulled out the AK-47, I smiled awkwardly and politely at the waiter."
Because Kalashnikov's vodka was so popular that it often outsold supply, other wineries also learned from this idea and launched relatively cheap products of the same product.
A distillery in Qingdao, China, directly launched a wine, the name is AK-47 vodka, although there is a suspicion of rubbing heat, but it is said to use seven-tower distillation technology, the strength is particularly large, selling well abroad.
Non-combatant people, easy to drink big
The Bartex distillery played even harder, producing a Red Army vodka box containing gun-shaped vodka and grenade-shaped medicinal liquor, which was banned by the British government because of the name and bottle shape.
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The masses of the people are still having a lot of fun.
"I was inspired to be a good person a while ago and start over." A big brother with a flower arm who quit the gang said,
"Carrying this AK out at night, you will save a lot of unnecessary trouble, the little asshole with bad eyes will avoid you from afar, if there is a fool who dares to find stubble, you can also pour yourself a mouthful of vodka and use a glass gun to pick him up." 」
If you don't think the glass bottle is enough, you can also buy the more realistic AKS-47U vodka from the small factory - for elite Russians.
It can be said that it is very realistic
Gold AK to understand
Of course, there is also a cheaper AK-47 vodka, although it looks like a mother gun, but it can also meet the heroic dreams of the shy teenagers.
Durt of Ukraine told reporters, "For fine wine, not war." Finding a sunny day and getting drunk in an AK-47 vodka with the enemy is already a great way for us to achieve peace. ”
Of course, AK is not the only theme of "gun bottle". And that's the Thomson submachine gun