What is it like to have a bothersome colleague?
Answer: It's the kind that wants to fight all the time! No matter what it is, she always takes herself out first, and she can do it with her eyes open!
The system is depressed. It just accidentally went online seven years late, but found that the bound host just wanted to live as an ordinary salted fish, and talk to me and my partner every day.
The world is going to be destroyed, and you are still in love-
"After the Indifferent Boss Raised the Tentacle Monster", I was a chicken fat
Chu Jiu is a small alien tentacle that follows a meteorite to land on Earth. As the vanguard of the conquest of the earth, he accidentally lost his memory and degenerated into a small octopus when he was a cub.
The little octopus struggled to crawl in the crater, and its soft tentacles suddenly circled a warm finger, and then it was lifted up by an earthling human.
Chu Jiu tugged at his tentacles, dazed: "Chirp?" Ah, I was caught.
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Xu Qinmo is a highly intelligent businessman with an indifferent nature, and that day he saw a meteorite land, and a huge, twisted tentacle monster crawled out of the pit.
Later, he became interested and raised this floppy little octopus in an attempt to destroy the world. Until one day, the tentacles used their sharp little teeth to gently rub his fingers and suck the ruddy blood.
Xu Qinmo's eyes thought deeply: Small tentacles, so astringent.
* Deputy CP: Chizhou Luo x Bai Pixi
The pet store in Luokai, Chizhou, recently had an uninvited guest. The snow-white little literary bird stood on the windowsill with his little buttocks and scolded him.
Beasts! Perverted! Scumbags who leave after sleeping with birds slapping their buttocks! Monsters are pitiful and pitiful to human beings, and they scold dirty.
Looking at Chizhou Luo's masochistic intoxicated expression, I thought I was singing to him!
Later, Bai Lianlian learned that Chizhou Luo had mind reading skills.
Mind Reading ...... His swear words to worship his ancestors every day were listened to by Chizhou Luo.
Bai Lian had a smirk on his face: Living father, acting, who can play you.
"After Pretending to be a Human in Love and Falling in Love" Su Mang
On the day of Zhou Jinchi's proposal, Yan Xueyi proposed to break up, and packed her luggage and lived in the mountains that night.
Zhou Jinchi was afraid that his wife would be gone, so he chased after him overnight, saying that he would not agree to break up.
Yan Xueyi was so entangled by him that she had no choice but to confess: "Actually, I'm not human." ”
Zhou Jinchi was happy in his heart: "Actually, I ...... too"
In the next second, Yan Xueyi turned into a beautiful and noble snow leopard in front of him.
Zhou Jinchi, a Zhende shepherd dog who is particularly afraid of felines, is directly fried——
Before fainting, he firmly grasped his wife's fluffy paws, trembling all over his body and said, "Don't break up!"
"A debt of 100 million in a dream [entertainment industry]" sand boat treads on the cui
Tao Shu was reborn.
Do it all over again, he plans to make money to support his family by filming honestly-
Wait, something doesn't seem right.
Why does he always dream of a man who can't see his face clearly...... Circle fork fork?
Tao wrote QAQ: Help, help, he was entangled in dirty things-
Then, he was kidnapped.
The president who kidnapped him was ruthless: Tao writes, right? How can you pay back the 100 million you owe me? Cash or check?
Pottery: ...... Yes?
President: You slept with me for a total of 22 days, and the total cost was 100 million. Why, when you wake up, you want to pay your bills?
Tao Writing: !!
President: Oh, I'm very negotiable, if you don't have any money, let's pay with it. Moved to me in the afternoon.
Pottery: ......
《路人他竟是灭世boss》Chelal
Shen Jue wore it on the passerby A of a post-apocalyptic novel.
Passerby A is an ordinary person with no special abilities, a small staff member of the research institute, and in addition to doing experiments, he usually acts as an atmosphere group to applaud and shout 666.
Shen Jue was very satisfied with this new identity, and found a suitable partner.
Although his partner often travels on business and is taciturn, he has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and can do half a month's work a day.
The new life is moist and happy, and Shen Jue is happy every day.
After seven years of ordinary life, a voice suddenly appeared in his head:
"Do you want to change the fate of cannon fodder and experience an extraordinary life? Do you want to find the meaning of life and save the broken world?
"I don't want to. Shen Jue replied without hesitation.
The system is depressed. It just accidentally went online seven years late, but found that the bound host just wanted to live as an ordinary salted fish, and talk to me and my partner every day.
The world is going to be destroyed, and you are still in love-
Until one day, the system discovered a secret.
The host it binds, the soul, seems to be the culprit in the book's final destruction of the world.
...... Help, host, you should be an ordinary person!
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Many people in the Ability Center know that Zong Rin has a lover who he puts on the tip of his heart.
This indifferent and reticent human being's strongest ability, after every swing of the spear through the heart of the alien, will use his alienated and distorted hand to take out the pocket watch given by the lover in his arms and kiss it.
It was like an affectionate prayer, and it was like trapping oneself in a tender prison with one's own hands.
It is rumored that Zong Rin's lover is just an ordinary person who is powerless, and he is nothing but a beautiful face.
One day, Zong Rin's lover was kidnapped by SSS-class xenos. Zong Rin went violently, and a group of people slaughtered into the xeno's lair, but saw Zong Rin's lover holding a knife against the xeno's neck, and said with a smile:
"Two choices. One, stretch your neck a little more yourself. Two, I pressed the knife in. Which one do you choose?"