I am looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looking forward to retirement. After retirement, I don't have to tidy up my work anymore, and the rest of my life is to tidy up.
For the rest of my life, I've done three big things so far.
The first big thing - tidying up!
First of all, slim down the phone.
Retire all kinds of work-related groups on your phone. All work-related information on the phone is deleted. There are also contacts in the mobile phone that are purely used for work, and all the phone numbers and WeChat are deleted. Delete all the alarms on your phone.
The phone only refreshed to keep family and friends. I feel that the phone has lost weight, and it is much lighter to hold the phone. [Laughs]
The second is to tidy up the house.
Throw away all the things that you don't need at home, and clean up and classify all the things you don't need.
Especially clothes, clothes that have not been worn for ten years are all packed and thrown away. All the clothes that have not been worn in five years should be sorted out, and they should be thrown away and thrown away. Clothes that have not been worn in a year or two should be washed and washed.
Then raise all your favorite flowers and grasses. The home is really new, fresh and tidy. Isn't it just like that when you're retired, that's what you want to be home?
Originally, I did this one thing, and then I did the next thing - to play in the mountains and rivers.
As a result, the plan couldn't catch up with the changes, and two things were inserted in the middle.
The second thing is to arrange the marriage of his son.
It was the son who never married that brought back a girl. I just made the house bright and refreshing, thinking that it was the paradise of a queen mother, but my son immediately sent me a goblin.
I had to clean up the guest room again, and they rushed into my son's room, and there was a lot of jubilation.
Today's young people don't even pretend to be pretending anymore. It's the first time I've come to the door, so can I let it go?
Looking at the door that my son closed tightly, I was really angry.
My son, who is not angry, used to live a black-and-white life at home. It's either playing games or playing on my phone, and I'm really bad. Give food and don't eat people to order takeout. I didn't go to introduce him to someone, saying that there were a lot of beautiful women on the Internet. During that time, I was really covered with nodules, breast nodules, lung nodules, and the most ruthless was heart nodules.
When I'm fed up, I want to open it, I don't care, the phoenix is nirvana, and now I'll take the girl home. I haven't even found out the details of the old lady, and I have openly tossed around in the house I just tidied up. I really want to kill him!
I've been lingering in front of my son's door, and I don't believe that they don't go out to the toilet and drink water or something.
Sure enough, my son came out, and I grabbed him. Ask him what kind of trouble you want to make? My son said that I brought a daughter-in-law and grandson back with me, and your wife was not happy? What else do you want from me?
What are you talking about? The old lady's ears didn't hear clearly. My son said don't pretend, you're still far from 60, so you're pretending to be deaf?
I raised my hand and wanted to slap him! I was so angry that I thought I was the queen mother, but I was not even as good as a maid.
My husband said, don't be cheap and behaved, I don't know you yet, my daughter-in-law and grandson can solve it with one click, maybe I am secretly happy in my heart!
Look at this bad old man, he also stabbed me in the heart, you two men, did I owe you in my previous life?
I had no choice but to roll up my sleeves and do it.
He began to decorate another house, store things, and hold his son's wedding. Operate violently, hurry up and get this little couple out of here!
When all this is done, there will be no more than half a year.
Tranquility has returned to the home. I stretched and muttered that this is fine, now I can be free, right?
The old man said, "Did you really not see it or did you not see it?" What kind of freedom is a law of freedom? I said what do you see? The daughter-in-law's belly is so big, can't you see it?
Oh, I slapped my head, and it was miserable.
The third thing is on the agenda - bringing grandchildren.
When will I be able to feel at ease in this life! I finally retired, and I jumped out of the cage of work and into another abyss, so what hope is there for my life?
Sure enough, the daughter-in-law soon added a belt to the Liu family. Fortunately, thanks to the mother-in-law's strength, on the day of the daughter-in-law's birth, she came with a large bag of dust.
My son went to work, and my mother-in-law and I waited for my daughter-in-law to be confined.
Thinking of my grandson's meat is very cute, I feel much better. The next generation is so magical, it can sweep away the troubles.
Early in the morning I went grocery shopping. When I think that my grandson wants to feed, it must be to buy some nutritious milk dishes.
I bought fresh crucian carp and tofu, and when I bought pork knuckles, I specifically asked the seller to stomp on them a little, so that it would be easier to stew. I heard that pork knuckles with daylily are very milky, so I went to the supermarket to buy some fresh daylily.
When I returned to my son's house, I started cooking after cleaning. I also opened Xiaohongshu and followed the steps inside to make a fragrant meal.
I tried my best to persuade my daughter-in-law to drink more pork knuckle soup. As a result, she symbolically drank a bowl, ate a lump of tofu, and went back to her room.
The rest of me and my mother-in-law looked at a table of good dishes, and my mother-in-law awkwardly put down the dishes and chopsticks and said to wash the baby's clothes.
No one eats the food, which is for those who cook, not to mention how many fires there are. You can't throw away such a good dish, so I'll continue to heat it up at night and make a new dish for my daughter-in-law.
As soon as it was placed on the table, my son came back from work. As soon as he entered the door, he said to me, "This is for milk." I said yes, how good it is to milk and nutrition, and I was about to say why my daughter-in-law didn't eat it.
You can't eat such greasy things in confinement, you still say every day that you are in line with the times, and you are the queen mother of the new era, are you so vain?
Before I could react, my son was yin and yang, and he entered the door in a blink of an eye.
I really want to kick the door in, but for the sake of my mother's presence, I can only knock out my teeth and swallow blood!
If only I were really the Queen Mother, a hairpin draws two milky ways. Then I took all the magpies away, and you didn't have to take the finch bridge, so you still bullied the old lady like this.
Angry is angry, the grandson is still quite cute, and he can't treat his grandson badly. The next morning, I invited my mother-in-law to go grocery shopping, and my mother-in-law said that I would buy whatever I wanted.
Thinking of the dishes I made yesterday, my daughter-in-law didn't eat much, probably not Xi the taste I made. Today I will let my mother-in-law do it, and I will do the laundry.
In the evening, I had just finished washing my baby's clothes and sat there scrolling on my phone. The mother was cooking in the kitchen, and the son came back.
I was about to greet him, but as soon as he saw his mother-in-law busy in the kitchen, his yin and yang tone appeared again, saying how many gold coins did you swipe? I mean, don't you know it's fictitious? I don't know, I thought you were picking up gold here to let your mother cook there.
You see, this is my good son! I don't want to suffer this sin, okay? Thirty-six plans are the best plan.
When the old man saw me coming back, he smiled and said to me, "What's the matter, Queen Mother?"
I am the Queen Mother, then you are the Jade Emperor. Hurry up and make a decree to send your unruly son to the mortal world!
Wait for the pen and ink, and make an order now!
This old and unserious one made me laugh all at once.
The old man said that life requires wisdom. Some things don't have to be done by yourself. And then tell me so so.
The next morning I went to my son's house and told me all my thoughts as my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. It's just that I'm a clumsy person, I can't do anything well, and I like to quarrel with my son, I'm afraid that you will misunderstand that there is a family discord. Mother-in-law, you have a good personality and are capable, so I will ask you to take care of your daughter-in-law and grandson, and I will pay for your salary.
The mother-in-law listened to the excuse for a while, and politely said that this was what she should take care of. I know that my mother-in-law is just shirking, she is a rural person with no pension, and she has been working outside for the past few years as a nanny.
I sincerely expressed my heart to my mother-in-law, and my mother-in-law listened to my heartfelt words and nodded in agreement. I transferred 2,000 yuan to my mother-in-law on the spot.
In the evening, I was sitting on the sofa, and as soon as my son entered the door, my mother immediately put down the work in her hand and greeted her with a smile and a quick round.
I retired from a very good institution, with a pension of six or seven thousand per month. I pay my mother-in-law 2,000 yuan a month, and I still have 4,000 or 5,000. That's enough for me, the fake queen mother. [Yay]
You see, this third important thing - bringing grandchildren, was solved by me so perfectly.
Not to mention how relieved I am to pay for my mother-in-law to take care of my grandchildren! This is the most beautiful thing I have ever done.
Now that my precious grandson will soon be a year old, I have already prepared a gold bracelet engraved with a longevity and a hundred years old, ready to wear it for my grandson that day.
The baby grandson will continue to be handed over to the mother-in-law!
As for me, I'm going to start the fourth plan - travel!
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