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If the grinding is unloaded, the donkey should also be killed! Old Lewandowski should probably understand the truth of cooking rabbits and dead dogs

author:Zealous Citrus 94

Hey, dear fans, sit tight, and today I'm going to bring you a little story about the latest, most exciting, and perhaps funniest in the world of football. It is said that the veteran who used to be beautiful on the green field, our Lewandowski brother, seems to have encountered some "cold winter" recently.

If the grinding is unloaded, the donkey should also be killed! Old Lewandowski should probably understand the truth of cooking rabbits and dead dogs

Imagine that this is not just the kind of cold that "shiveres from the cold even after wearing a padded jacket". No, no, no, the temperature in the heart of this once firepower shooter king may be even colder than the North Pole. Why, because the thermometer between him and the club suddenly broke!

If the grinding is unloaded, the donkey should also be killed! Old Lewandowski should probably understand the truth of cooking rabbits and dead dogs

Don't get me wrong, our 35-year-old 'youth' (ahem, youth is always relative) is still running on the pitch, but his once sharp shot now looks a bit like a wet bread – it doesn't feel like it's powerful.

If the grinding is unloaded, the donkey should also be killed! Old Lewandowski should probably understand the truth of cooking rabbits and dead dogs

And the Barcelona club, in this story, is like Archimedes who tried to move the earth with a lever but found that the handle was broken in half. They originally planned to use Lewandowski's marksman ability to knock their opponents down one by one, but now it seems that even leverage is a problem.

If the grinding is unloaded, the donkey should also be killed! Old Lewandowski should probably understand the truth of cooking rabbits and dead dogs

Some people say that the club's top management, Mr. Laporta, has a treacherous and shady management style. Don't look at his usual amiable appearance, he is notoriously cunning in the transfer market. But even as smart as he is, he seems to be a little stretched thin when it comes to dealing with financial problems.

If the grinding is unloaded, the donkey should also be killed! Old Lewandowski should probably understand the truth of cooking rabbits and dead dogs

Let's go back and look at our Lewandowski brother. When he joined in the name of wearing the Barcelona shirt, he was full of spirit. But now, when I run on the field, I occasionally show that "what the hell am I?" expression. You ask me how do I know? Hehe, reading the faces of football stars has become one of my specialties over the years.

If the grinding is unloaded, the donkey should also be killed! Old Lewandowski should probably understand the truth of cooking rabbits and dead dogs

For example, after a training session, the "old man" Lewandowski walked up to the coach and said, "Coach, my legs feel a little heavy. The coach humorously replied: "Don't worry, it's just that you have the euros we gave you in your pocket." "If that's not humor, I don't know what humor is!

In short, although the current situation may seem delicate, no one can deny that the world of football is always full of uncertainties. It could be freezing and snowy today, but spring will bloom tomorrow – as long as you find the right way to adjust your thermometer.

So, friends, please follow us. There are more exciting and more laughs waiting for you in the future! And whether there will be new fireworks between Lewandowski and Barcelona or find a common language to reconcile - let's wait and see! After all, on the big stage of football, the "drama" never stops being staged!

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