#文章首发挑战赛#
On the first day of New Year's Day, the chairman of a company sent a New Year's red envelope in the senior management group to celebrate the good start, and an employee thought it was a group of red envelopes, so he ordered it casually, causing a series of jokes [covering his face]
A red envelope from the leader
Employees with fast hands
The most dangerous black five minutes of the career opens
The employee saw the red envelope collection record and was blindfolded, only he was the shallowest in seniority but the fastest, and the other directors did not move. Directly at the scene of social death, in the next five minutes, his brain cells experienced the speed of life and death, and quickly came up with a way to save the scene
❶ Send red envelopes to remedy
❷ Attach high EQ sycophancy language:
Did I grab all the red envelopes of Dong Xu? Good luck can't be monopolized, and I also borrow flowers to share with everyone~~ A little heart to join in the fun, I hope that everyone will be successful in the new year, and create brilliance!
A workplace embarrassment is perfectly resolved
I'm glad I did it pretty [like] [like] [like]
Finally, she warned all the workers to be cautious when they see the red envelopes they receive, and not to repeat the mistakes of the past [embarrassed laughter] [embarrassing laughter] [embarrassing laughter] [embarrassing laughter]
But the reversal came [covering face] [covering face] [covering face]
She posted the matter on Weibo, waiting for praise for her high emotional intelligence, but was seen through by netizens at a glance
When the time for popular science is up, listen to the explanation of netizens:
The red envelope she grabbed was actually evenly divided, everyone was 88, everyone else had it, what kind of scene to save
Restore the leader's red envelope interface↷
A single amount can be set at will, and the number of people can be set at will
If you only send a red envelope for everyone to grab, the person who grabs it will show the best luck, and it will also show how many people grab
The second time the club died, even netizens felt too embarrassed to bring in the role, especially the words that made up for it [I want to be quiet]
Summarize the reasons for embarrassment:
❶ Looking down on the chairman, implying that the chairman's pattern is small, and the red envelopes sent are also small
❷ Steal the limelight: The seniority is young, but the limelight is big
Send a small red envelope for the leaders to grab
❸ Connotation of other colleagues: A large paragraph of speech has made other people's red envelopes a hot potato, and it is impossible to think that it will not be possible to relay without sending red envelopes
[I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet]
I couldn't laugh anymore, and other people were probably blindfolded at that time
The third one died
This Weibo she posted was actually on the hot search, and there is a high probability that it will be seen by colleagues and bosses in the future, and she will see the rescue that she thinks is very successful [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet]
At present, the person concerned has been embarrassed to hit the ground with his toes on the ground, and is thinking about how to save himself tomorrow [laughing and crying]
Finally, let's hope her colleagues won't see it
Blessing [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet]
I also hope that everyone will learn from the experience of similar things in the future
There will be no embarrassment
I'm tired of typing, like it and then go, thank you!
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