When China was still discussing whether Haidilao's dance had changed the hot pot restaurant to Buckingham, Crooked Nuts had turned the world into a huge subject three examination room.
Paramé and his brother officially represented the sports world,
The German contestant, who won the World Championship in Latin Dance, began to perform in a dance skirt.
The dancers of the Royal Russian Ballet were elegant and noble little swans one minute, and the next minute the curtain call flowers shook their hands so flexibly that Tchaikovsky shook his head when he saw it.
The British stage actors even wore animal costumes and contributed a cutest version.
In the face of this strange cultural output, some netizens feel that the former Jiangnan style can be popular all over the world, and of course our subject three can also rule the world.
But in the eyes of more netizens, subject three is the same earthy dance as the social shake, it's okay to be a stalk, if he really performs in the Hall of Elegance, then he will become the most normal old-fashioned in the crazy world.
There are also people who regard Yang Liping as the final bottom line, after all, in everyone's eyes, Teacher Yang Liping is a god-like existence in the dance world, and she will hardly have any connection with subject three.
As a result, before even twenty-four hours passed, their bottom line was completely gone, because Yang Liping's team really skipped subject three after the performance!
Although the rumors were later refuted that Teacher Yang Liping was only the chief director of the work, and the company did not participate in the performance and operation, after this battle, netizens completely understood the strength of the three forces of the subject.
So, when there were rumors that subject three was about to appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, everyone was on the old man's mobile phone in the subway, "What's the difference between this and bringing spicy noodles to the state banquet?"
After all, the level of the Spring Festival Gala program in recent years is as difficult as the mental state of the workers.
direct bet formula,
The director of the Spring Festival Gala is sweating, right?
In recent years, everyone has said that the taste of the New Year has faded, partly because the Spring Festival Gala is not good-looking.
In the past, the Spring Festival Gala was a real gathering of heroes, creating countless classic stages, and language programs were even more elegant and vulgar, and there were frequent stalks.
The classic lines of "what kind of bicycle do you want" and "that small box is your permanent home" will not be outdated at all now, and "palace jade liquor, one hundred and eighty glasses" can identify the existence of spies.
And now the cross talk and sketches of the Spring Festival Gala are old artists playing with young people for a year, saying words that only young people have, and engaging in a hodgepodge of Internet hot stalks on the stage of the "State Banquet".
Maybe at the beginning, everyone still thinks that there is a kind of contrast cute, but for several years in a row, it will only make young people "can't open their legs" when they see their toes picking the ground, and the elderly feel that they are old and "can't keep up".
Sensationalism and education have also replaced funny and warmth, which have become a necessary part of every show, directly turning "gathering of heroes" into "radish meeting".
Take last year's Spring Festival Gala as an example, Tan Weiwei in the cross talk is the homophonic stalk of "bold and hopeful", and anyone who listens to it wants to deduct money from Xiao Yueyue.
The one-minute round-table talk show is so embarrassing that it has become a professional stain on the talk show actor,
The sketch is all five programs in quarrels, and the language programs are directly organized into mediation columns, and the plot is nothing more than quarrels, reconciliation, sensationalism, and the end at a glance.
Internet hot stalks and education sublimation have become a unique routine of language programs in the Spring Festival Gala, and netizens have also begun to accept the fact that "the Spring Festival Gala will never disappoint people in terms of disappointment".
As a result, young people who are good at going crazy have found a new way of entertainment - the Spring Festival Gala theme, and even made it a tradition in the predictions year after year, and this year even the outline was listed, giving the Spring Festival Gala a wave of early screenings.
First of all, the necessary Internet hot stalks are definitely indispensable, and in this regard, netizens are Xiao Xiurong per capita.
I people who have been on the hot search several times make a homophonic stalk, and they become "blind date ie family", and after speaking, they can inject their souls into "make dumplings together".
There is a word "dragon" in Dinosaur Anti-Wolf, and humming two sentences in the performance can perfectly fit the theme of this year's Year of the Dragon.
Raising a dog can cause neighborhood conflicts and insert a sentence "Rice millet I know, what kind of rice is Hakimi?",
If you want to use a buzzword, you can add "Zun Du Fake Du" and "Princess Please Get in the Car" to Mr. Cai Ming's lines, and you can hear the sound just thinking about it.
If the Spring Festival Gala really uses these stalks, I don't know how many TVs will have to be scrapped for the Chinese New Year this year.
With the burden, it's not over, netizens are also keen to dig out the underlying logic of the Spring Festival Gala program, starting from the source, determined to summarize a set of sketch formulas that are not afraid of going all over the world.
Blogger @Double High Tire was originally the same as countless army of bets, betting on the boundless sea of questions,
But after repeated observation and Xi and more than a dozen repeated practice Xi "dumpling smashing", they suddenly came to light up and really summed up a set of universal formulas that "will definitely be tested":
Set poem + shake the burden + intensify the contradiction + emotional outburst + quarrel and pull + "okay" + express feelings + find a "misunderstanding" + understand the other party + rhyme summary + "dumpling smashing" = Spring Festival Gala sketch
It may seem average when you look at it alone, but with the actor's tone and BGM, it's really right!
With this formula, all the themes only need to change the lines to be substituted, which greatly saves the time for the creation of the Spring Festival Gala program and the presentation of netizens' works.
In addition to the program, some netizens cut the opening of the Spring Festival Gala in advance, and the director of the Spring Festival Gala purchased the goods directly from here.
I have to say that 5G is fast, and it can make people watch the Spring Festival Gala two months in advance, but in this way, Chinese New Year's Eve can work overtime.
It's the Year of the Dragon anyway,
Or broadcast the 1988 Spring Festival Gala
Of course, not all netizens came to be prophets to "tear up the umbrella", and some sincerely made suggestions to "hand the paper" to the director team, so intimate that even the order of the program was arranged.
At the beginning, there was a yellow dream to warm up the scene, and the singing and lyrics that made people go up will definitely make the ratings click.
I've watched a lot of Peking Opera, so I can give Yue Opera a chance this year, and let my parents see my husband and sister.
The sketch is only played by comedians, just to make up for the regret that this year's "Three Joys" was not broadcast.
The dance piece is directly handed over to Henan Satellite TV, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to make the next "Tang Palace Night Banquet"?
Singing can make the 0713 reemployment men's group come, not only from the draft, with excellent professional quality, but also to fulfill their dream of the Spring Festival Gala,
In the chorus session, you can refer to the blogger's "Beijing Welcomes You", and launch a chorus relay from all over the world, striving to move the migrant workers who still insist on their jobs to tears.
Netizen: If you really do this, I will definitely stay in front of the TV all the time!
Some people also suggested that in the future, each province should give full play to its strengths, each with a program, and roll up from the selection mode.
Tianjin will have a cross talk, a sketch in each of the three eastern provinces, Hunan's flower drum opera, Anhui's Huangmei opera, plus Jiangsu's and Zhejiang's Yue opera, to engage in a big skewer of opera.
Shandong directly performed live civil servants to do the question, Sichuan sent pandas to eat bamboo, and Yunnan came to eat fungus poisoning on the spot.
In this way, not only does each province have to take it seriously, even if it is ugly, there is at least one province with the support of it, and there is no need to worry about any ratings at all.
There are even radicals who feel that since all the stalks of the Spring Festival Gala are taken from Douyin and used from Douyin, they simply regard Douyin as the main position of the Spring Festival Gala program.
Bloggers who shoot dramas can extend the video into a complete sketch of about three minutes, which is funny and funny, Liu Dayue is warm and funny at home, Xiaoxuan is funny in the workplace, Liu Yiduo is funny on campus, Eryang is smashed, and family relatives and neighbors will let Xing Sangou come,
Food bloggers make dragon-shaped dumplings, and the theme of cross-dressing bloggers is a "dragon and tiger leap".
Singing bloggers and dance bloggers can make up for the void of singing and dancing, and the advertisements in the middle are all filmed by Wang Qiye and the hot boy at the bottom.
In the end, the chief planner, chief director, and host are all there, and the participants and the audience in front of the screen are gearing up, only Douyin is trembling, watching this group of living dads agitate it to fight against CCTV.
The person who bets on the question does not want to bet on the right question the least
Once upon a time, the Spring Festival Gala was a delicacy shared by the people of the whole country, a down-to-earth joke could make the audience happy for several years, and the family gathered around the table to watch the show and eat the reunion dinner, which was the most beautiful and warm day of the year.
In recent years, the Spring Festival Gala will only keep chewing and spitting up rotten stalks and fried cold rice with the audience, and can no longer create a masterpiece like "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands", and can't write the classic lines of "Lay your own eggs and let others say go",
gave up the most precious sincerity, intentions and earthliness, and naturally did not get the support and praise of the audience.
But think about it from another angle, netizens' discussions, ridicule, and even "whole life" for the Spring Festival Gala are not their expectations and love for the Spring Festival Gala?
This most important annual event of the year carries our wishes for the New Year and our yearning for reunion. Our joy and anger for the Spring Festival Gala are also expectations for the year and blessings to the country.
And those young people who say that they want to spend the Spring Festival on their mobile phones, even if they know that they are crazy to complain after watching it, they may still wait in front of the TV on time as before.
The young people who are crazy about the questions before the exam are actually the ones who don't want to bet on the right questions the most, and we all expect that the Spring Festival Gala can bring us different surprises.