Personal life experience
Today is the winter solstice, and the two old in-laws meet again, and my in-laws kindly invite us to go to her house for dinner at noon.
This is another official meeting between the two in-laws after my mother came to live at my house.
Northerners will eat dumplings on the winter solstice, so when determining what dumpling filling to eat at noon, from 7 o'clock in the morning, my mother-in-law sent a message in the group biu~biu~biu~ and began to ask for opinions.
Although my mother has no taboos, but she hates eating pork and leeks, my mother-in-law repeatedly asked her, what to eat with dumpling filling?
My mom replied: All right, all right, all right.
As a result, she put herself in, and my mother-in-law came to say: Then I will go to the market to buy leeks!
My mom sat on the couch and slapped her thigh and said "oops"!
At the critical time, I came up for her and replied in the group: Otherwise, let's eat pork fennel, the big cow (my husband) has a boil on his buttocks, and he can't eat leeks, it's hair.
At a critical time, I have to get my husband out to stand up to the thunder.
My husband is sleeping and won't wake up for a while, and I really can't think of any reason to keep my mom other than this reason.
My mother-in-law said: It's okay, I'll buy leeks, whatever he does, eat more leeks, and let him fight poison with poison.
My mother said again: Oh, look, your mother-in-law is going to buy leeks.
I said to my mother: What stuffing do you want to eat, just say it, why do you still say it? My in-laws like to wrap pork and leek dumplings the most, and they are the best at this, and today I am afraid I want to show you a hand!
My mom held her phone and kept her head down, she probably didn't have any vocabulary in mind to stop my mother-in-law from buying leeks.
By 9 o'clock, my mom was getting dressed up again and putting on her leopard-print base shirt, which she was so proud of.
My mom is partial to leopard prints, especially all kinds of leopards, jaguars, leopards, leopards, cheetahs...... She has a collection of all kinds of colors.
I really can't appreciate it at all, I'm fat, and when I wear it like this, I really look like a big raccoon cat.
She didn't listen, saying that it looked very expensive to wear it like this.
Then he put on a black fur coat.
A furry coat, if not for its skinny and small size, can easily resemble a strong bear.
But my mother still thinks that when you go to your in-laws' house, you have to dress up and not be too shabby.
I asked her who she was shopping with, and how much she hated you for the fur coat you bought.
My mother said that her sisters said that she wore this dress like a noblewoman, so she bought it.
It turned out to be self-defeating!
My mom and my husband and I carried a bunch of things and went to my in-law's house.
When my mother saw that the pork and leeks had been filled, she still kept smiling, and repeatedly praised my mother-in-law for making the dumpling filling, and she could smell a fragrance as soon as she entered the house.
It's really insincere!
My mother didn't say that the word "incense" was okay, but when I heard this word incense, my father-in-law slapped his head, and immediately took out a small white jar from the refrigerator, and said to my mother: Zhihui, look at what kind of good thing this is, I'll get you the dumpling filling.
, that's lard!
My mom's most unacceptable food.
However, my father-in-law was already lightning fast, dug out a big spoon, "chirp", and threw it into the dumpling filling.
The corners of my mother's mouth started twitching.
Her heart began to turn over the river and the sea, how much was this stimulated, she was going to eat this leek pork dumpling mixed with lard at noon today!
But my mom still didn't change her face and killed 10 dumplings.
Praise my in-laws while eating, this dumpling filling is really fragrant!
My mom was so disgusted that the fingers of one hand kept shaking with her index finger on her thigh, as if she was sending a telegram. I knew that my mother couldn't stand it anymore, so I took my mother's plate and said to my in-laws: She was a little high blood lipid two days ago, and she can't eat too oily, and I won't let her eat dumplings, so let's eat some food.
My mother still pretended to be and said to my in-laws: Oh, it's really not so good, now my blood pressure is high, my blood lipids are also high, and I don't dare to eat any oil.
Our mothers and sons, singing and harmonizing, finally hid from the world.
Fortunately, my in-laws also made a table of dishes, otherwise my mother would have eaten this meal, which would be a crime!
After eating, the noon sun shone into the living room, and it was really hotter.
Except for the fleece leopard print base layer that my mom was wearing, everyone else in the house wore short sleeves.
Even if it was hot, my mother still didn't move, her face was flushed, she didn't even roll up her sleeves, and always maintained a dignified appearance, with her left hand on her right hand, sitting upright, still insisting on talking and laughing.
There are so many people in the room, only I know that she is the most painful lurker at this time.
I knew that my mother-in-law was talking about Xingtou, so I could only carry the pot on my own back and say to them: I am sleepy, I want to go home and sleep.
After saying this, I really felt ashamed of my clumsy excuses, what age doll said this?
My mother-in-law sensed that we were going to withdraw, so she quickly took out the red envelope from the closet last time, which contained 5,000 yuan.
Last time she gave it to me, I didn't ask for it, and when I was still tearing it, I got her waist down.
I didn't expect that on this occasion today, she took it out again, and in front of my mother.
This trick is wonderful! During the New Year's holidays, I give red envelopes to other children, and I must also give them in front of the children's parents, otherwise I can't show that this is the money I gave.
My mother-in-law handed me the money again and said to my mother: It's almost the New Year, and this money is not much for Hongzhi to buy clothes, just 5,000 yuan, it is not easy for her to watch the children at home, if you want to buy something, just buy something.
My mother's face was smiling like a flower.
Holding my mother-in-law's hand and praising her all the time!
I also wanted to stuff the money back, but my mother said: Take it, take it, this is the old man's heart. The old man is good to you, you must be filial to the old man in the future, listen to the old man, let's be better!
After the scene was finished, the three of us came out.
My mom told my husband to go home first, saying she was going to go to the supermarket with me to buy some food for the evening.
My husband had just walked not far when my mother found a young man and began to vomit with her throat and eyes, and vomited all the dumplings.
I know my mother can't eat any lard, and she has been nauseous for three days since she once ate fishy lard.
After my mother vomited, she told me not to tell my husband about it, because it would be troublesome to say it, and said that she was going to buy a pair of shoes for my husband in a while, and my mother gave me money, and she also had to spend money to buy something for her son.
I said there was no need to buy him something, my mom said you know a!
Timely exchange of gifts, even if this is an old son-in-law who has been married for more than ten years, he can't slack off!