The Chinese call flattery "sycophancy."
There is a popular saying among the people: "A thousand stinks and thousands of stinky sycophants do not stink".
Since ancient times, "sycophancy culture" has walked with our splendid culture in the land of China, intertwined, endless, and dizzying.
It has been said, "There are three distinct cultures in the world." They are the 'applause culture' of the former Soviet Union, the 'crying culture' of North Korea and the 'sycophantic culture' of China. And "sycophancy culture" is one of the most connotative.
The applause is too simple and untechnical, and the crying is too pretentious and ugly. Sycophants are different, good sycophants are the perfect combination of technology and culture.
In our social life, there are many phenomena of sycophancy, forming a characteristic sycophant culture. Some people specially divide the sycophant into ten levels, showing the competition of sycophant culture, under the influence of the sycophant culture, many sycophant masters have emerged in history, and many sycophants and sycophant kings have emerged.
Under the operation of these masters, they can turn the sycophants into invisibility, so that the people who are patted on the ass can enjoy great pleasure unconsciously, so they have more trust in the sycophants, and the sycophants also get the benefits they want with the help of sycophants.
Sycophant masters, sycophant culture has grown vigorously in this fertile soil, and all kinds of sycophants have emerged.
Lord Yama also likes sycophants.
A long time ago, there was a person who was good at sycophants, emperors, prime ministers, state officials and county officials, men, women and children were fooled by him, calling him sycophants. When Lord Yama heard about this situation, he felt that sycophants were the scum of the world. Therefore, he ordered the bull head and horse face to catch the sycophant, and prepared to cut off this tongue that likes to pat the sycophant, and go directly to hell.
After the sycophant was caught, as soon as he saw Lord Yama, he immediately knelt down on his knees, kowtowed and said to forgiveness: "Please calm your anger, in the world, it is not that I am willing to pat on the back, but that most people in the world love to listen to flattery and like to pat horses."
If they can be as selfless, serious and fair as you, my set will naturally not work, and I will not be a sycophant anymore. After hearing this, Lord Yama's anger disappeared, and while he was happy, he ordered the two ghosts to send the sycophants back to the world. Since then, the sycophant has been lean and prolonged, and he will live forever.
In this land, there are many anecdotes and anecdotes related to sycophancy. There is a rather interesting article "Ode to Fart", which is quite illustrative: Yixiu died of illness and came to Hades, and it happened that Hades farted. Xiucai immediately sang praises: "King Fu Wei, towering golden buttocks, Hong Xuanbao's fart, like the breath of musk, vaguely like the sound of silk and bamboo; The king of Hades was overjoyed when he heard this, feasted on each other, and allowed him to live for ten years and return to the world.
It's not just Easterners who eat sycophants, but Westerners also eat sycophants.
The French legend Napoleon once told his adjutant that the person he hated the most in his life was the one who could make sycophants. The adjutant then said something that can be called a classic, and the adjutant said very seriously, "It is because we know this characteristic of yours that we follow you!" Napoleon was very excited when he heard this poetic sycophant, revealing the truth about eating sycophants.
In our land, a batch of sycophant masters have emerged, and sycophants and sycophants compete in life, forming our unique sycophant culture.
In social life, everyone will be patted on the back by others, and everyone may also be patted on the back of others. In a sense, our world is a world of sycophants, and each of us lives in a world of sycophants. In this world, if you don't know how to shoot a little sycophant, you will often suffer a lot of losses, and learning a little sycophant kung fu has become a compulsory course for many people.
In people's interactions, I inadvertently met sycophants and sycophants.
Recently, there is a famous sycophant who is a guest at my house, and it happens that my son brought his girlfriend home that day. My friend said a sentence of 10 words, "This kid is the same as his father, he can choose!"
What is such a person who is not sycophant?
The best posture for patting a sycophant?
Sycophants have to be skillful.
Sycophants are both a technique and an art, and if there is no technical content, or if the technical content is not well mastered, it is easy to slap the sycophants on the horse's hooves. After research, some people wrote a book called "The Art of Sycophancy", which systematically explained the science of sycophancy.
If the fart is not good, it is called a horse's ass, if the horse's fart is well, it is called high emotional intelligence, and if it is done well, it is called the art of life. A good sycophant is to shoot people's hearts.
A really good sycophant needs to be invisible.
The heavyweight sycophant is as light as a feather, and it inadvertently falls on the other party's heart, but it just scratches her itch. That's what makes a good sycophant. The top sycophants are all sneaking into the night in the spring breeze, moisturizing things silently, so that the person being photographed gets great pleasure unconsciously.
The superlative sycophant is called sincerity.
The superlatives of the last are often cloaked in sincerity. Sincerity is silent, it is a portrayal of the heart, and sincerity is the easiest to reach people's hearts. If your praise for others comes from the heart, this is no longer sycophancy, it is detached from the lowly taste of sycophancy, but a real appreciation.
However, people often can't tell the difference between sycophancy and sincerity, which gives a lot of room for sycophancy on the sycophant, and the sycophant is always dressed in sincerity.
Sycophants are everywhere, and well-shot sycophants abound.
Even if you pee with the leader, it has become a good battlefield for sycophants. Recently, there is a poem, "Pee with the Leader", which brings a new idea to the sycophants, and it is a sycophant boutique. This poem uses a unique perspective to shoot the sycophant of peeing with the leader just right, and the shooting is perfect, which can be called a must, so that many people have an urge to pee with the leader.
"Peeing with the Leader"
I said, Leader,
You pee
Also peeing so well,
Look at the urine stains,
Smooth and tactful,
Like a graceful parabola,
Smell that urine,
Refreshing
Like the fragrance of lavender,
听那urinevoice,
Modulation is wrong,
Just like a big bead and a small bead falling on a jade plate.
I said, leader!
You pee,
Also peeing so well,
Although it's just peeing,
But it's like making an important speech,
eloquent
Talking
vehement
Magnificent.
I said, leader!
You pee
Pee so well too!
This shows that
Your bladder is strong and full,
Your prostate is in the prime of life,
Compared with
I'm so ashamed,
I really want to sing a song "Keep the Roots" for you while peeing,
Because that's,
Your lifeblood,
It's your source.
Special Notes:
In essence, sycophancy culture is a derivative of the cult of power. If power can determine our glory and wealth, and even life and death, then we can't help whether we like it or not, and the rest can only be beaten, and it can only be beaten.
Sycophants are an art that makes people happy
Fortunately, today, in the 21st century, this is an era of individuality. Everyone has more choices, as long as they feel that the sycophants smell bad, I won't shoot them, uncle!
A normal society should advocate telling the truth and oppose falsehood. Sycophancy culture is precisely advocating falsehood, and we need to resist the encroachment of sycophancy culture on us.
An upright person disdains to pat on the back, which contains hypocrisy and the smell of decay, which pollutes the new air of society. There is no hope for a society if sycophancy is prevalent.
In social life,
Do you have someone you need to pat yourself on?
Do you make a sycophant?