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Jin Jinggong: I fell into the pit and drowned! Letter ball, throw dead man

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Jin Jinggong: I fell into the pit and drowned! Letter ball, throw dead man

Jin Jinggong (?) –581 BC)

The widow, the Great King of the Jin Dynasty during the Spring and Autumn Period, the Duke Jing of Jin, was also.

Looking back on this life, the horse is handsome, the emperor is generous, calm and heavy, etc., except for a few decision-making mistakes, this life is actually very perfect.

Until after his death, the widow accidentally hit and bumped into the ancient and modern emperor chat group.

As a predecessor, the widow is a well-known one in the "Spring and Autumn Left Biography Characters". Famous and famous, but when he saw the Qin King, the widows always disliked it, and the feeling was that he swept the six and merged the world, the big first emperor!

This afterlife, the sharp edge is revealed.

However, Yingzheng is Yingzheng after all, only to see him smile and not smile, and he is the leader of the group, issuing an announcement and all the members of Aite:

Today's essay is titled "This Is How I Died" and requires eight hundred words, with the exception of stylistic poetry.

A mouthful of old blood gushed into his heart, and the old man had to retreat with hatred. The heart said: Boy, how are you!

After retiring from the group, the widows began to drift in the long river of history...

Speaking of death, the time goes back to 581 BC.

It was a very hot April, and summer came a little earlier than usual.

The widow was sick, and one night he had a nightmare in which a group of evil spirits came to me and demanded my life, and the scene was extremely terrible.

The widow woke up from the dream screaming, and was deeply disturbed, thinking that this nightmare was very unlucky, so he summoned a famous wizard from Jinguo to interpret the dream overnight.

Staring at him, the widow's eyes were very eager, hoping that he would say something good, but the upright second son did not groan, and said to the widow, "Great King, you are dying." "

Jin Jinggong: I fell into the pit and drowned! Letter ball, throw dead man

Widow: "... How long can you live? ”

This man said firmly, "From the professional point of view of the minister, the great king may not be able to eat the wheat that has been added this year." "

In the hearts of the widows, the waves are churning, and the Yellow River is roaring.

There are still many unfinished businesses in this life, and it is really unwilling to die like this.

In short, I was very worried, hoping that the wheat would be quickly collected, and if the wheat was broken by the wizard, the disease would be cured.

However, as the river went down, the newly hired doctor told the widow that he had missed the treatment period and was now terminally ill.

So, the widow is delayed by the mediocre?!

Jin Jinggong: I fell into the pit and drowned! Letter ball, throw dead man

Out of the anger of renunciation, the widow really wanted to carry the wizard over and twist his head. But on second thought, if he really died before the new wheat came up, I was afraid he would not be convinced. So for the time being, I put aside my heart disease and prepared to eat a bowl of wheat rice first, and then kill him. Anyway, the heart is wide, but it really survived the harvest of wheat.

Commanding the kitchen to make a bowl of wheat rice, I squinted at the wizard who was kneeling at the head. Say I can't eat new wheat? Just ask if you are satisfied now? Dare to slander me, kill you will not be wronged.

"Come on people, drag it down and kill the head." I smelled the fragrant wheat rice and waved my big hand.

"Wronged! treat unjustly! The king, the little man did not lie, did not lie! The mournful cries echoed for a long time in the palace.

villain! At this time, they still dare to cry out injustice, and the widow despises it.

Jin Jinggong: I fell into the pit and drowned! Letter ball, throw dead man

Just raised the chopsticks, the widow covered his stomach with a groan, how could he want to go to the hut at this time! Before he could hesitate, the widow hurried toward the hut.

I have to say that the problem of the hut is very big, just dig a pit to lay two wooden boards, and the safety hazards also exist. But now I can't care less.

Once solved, the soul was liberated, a comfortable groan, the widow just stood up, did not expect that his feet were soft, and he was planted in the dung pit...

For this ending, the widow has never been ashamed to say it. Only pity me Jin Jinggong was born with great achievements, means, wisdom, and mind. However, all this is not as exciting as this tragic way of death, and after so many years after death, the widow occasionally hears people talk about himself, but all of them are ridiculed as "emperors of the ages" who drowned in the dung pit, which is really sad and lamentable.

Jin Jinggong: I fell into the pit and drowned! Letter ball, throw dead man

However, the big alcohol and small flaws do not hide yu, so it is a stain on the life of the widow, is it enough to cover up the widow's thousands of deeds?

hum!

With a flick of the sleeve of the robe, the widow was determined to leave the world with a dashing and cold back. After I die, I have done the work and left it for posterity to comment.

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Jin Jinggong (?) –581 BC), courtesy name Ji (姬), courtesy name 獳, was the 26th monarch of the Jin Dynasty during the Spring and Autumn period of China (reigned 599 BC – 581 BC), grandson of Duke Wen of Jin and son of Duke Cheng of Jin, who succeeded his father Duke Cheng of Jin in 599 BC.

During the Jin Jinggong period, the Jin army defeated the Chu army led by King Zhuang of Chu at the Battle of Liu di and the Battle of Yingbei, but was defeated by the Chu state at the Battle of Qiu in 597 BC, making the king of Chu Zhuang the overlord; in 583 BC, the Jin Jing gong sent troops to attack the Chu mainland in the Battle of Chu and Chu, ending the hegemony of the Chu state. In the Battle of Jin Qi in 589 BC, Jin Jinggong sent troops to defeat the State of Qi.

In his later years, Duke Jing of Jin moved the capital from Dai to Xintian (新田, in modern Houma, Shanxi) and renamed it Xindi. Later, he sent troops to eliminate the dictatorial Zhao family, and won the first victory of the office against the Qing clan. He died in 581 BC and reigned for nineteen years, after which he was succeeded by his son Duke Li of Jin.

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