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Westerners seem to be immune to all kinds of poisons. At the beginning of the pandemic, they demanded: "Humans must learn to live with the virus!" "Canada is one of them: they even survived bushfires.
Almost every day in Canada, out-of-control bushfires burn mountains and deforestation, but Prime Minister Justin Trudeau remains calm: "Respect the laws of nature and wait for forest fires to extinguish themselves." ”
Burn, burn, burn, Canada has burned 122,000 square kilometers of forest. The media rushed to report that "the burned area has exceeded the territory of South Korea." In a simple sentence, he mocked Canada's inability to fight fires and mocked the small South Korean country.
Yin Seok was very happy to hear it, but he was very unhappy in his heart. South Koreans took the initiative to show "great country style": "We volunteered to go to Canada to participate in rescue work!" "What is their record? Why are Canadian bushfires still raging?
【Canadian dormancy rules】
When it comes to lying down, Canada is in second place, and perhaps no country dares to claim first. The intensity of their "lying down" will shame the Nordics, and the Taoist Zhuang Lao will be shocked even if he is alive.
Canada covers an area of tens of millions of square kilometers and is rich in natural resources. Such a beautiful place needs a huge army to defend, right? And what about their army of hundreds of thousands? It's a pity that there are only 60,000.
Mongolia, considered the "safest country," is still able to muster an army of 90,000 and 3 million citizens. Isn't it a bit outrageous that there are 60,000 Canadian military personnel in total?
For a normal country, this is simply outrageous. But here's the thing: Canada is not a normal country at all. They abandoned martial arts and packaged their country into the United States, and the entire country became a "colony" of the United States.
The United States Army is the Canadian Army. If it weren't for the fear of being ridiculed for "eating light food", Canada would not be willing to support these 60,000 troops at all. Canadians in the "back garden" don't have many hobbies. They mainly focus on going with the flow.
It is impossible to fight epidemics in Canada: "The only virus humanity has defeated is smallpox. We can't beat other viruses. Survival of the fittest, people must learn to live with them. ”
Canada sees wildfires as "a more normal law of nature": "Before human existence, Canada was a country ravaged by wildfires. Their presence is justified, as long as it does not affect residential areas, there is no need to intervene. ” ”
Neighborhood? Canada is a country of 30 million people with few residential areas. Forest fires that break out in residential areas and are dealt with gradually "learn to be smart": burn the primeval forest, and it will not bother us.
In 2023, forest fires will also come to Canada with spring. Low rainfall and rising temperatures have led to spontaneous combustion in many forests. But Canadians don't care: don't fuss, it's just a primeval forest burning.
On July 13, a 19-year-old firefighter died while fighting a fire in British Columbia. He was the first Canadian firefighter to die this year. People praise him, but they don't want to be him. Firefighters who cherish their lives are beginning to find ways to slow down their work.
Today, there are still more than 900 fires in Canada, 570 of which are completely out of control. For out-of-control wildfires, Canadians pray that winter will be extinguished naturally and that no one will want to save them.
【South Korea supports Canada】
The death of a Canadian firefighter made the country's wildfires a hot event at the time, attracting a lot of media attention. Only people in Canada, Australia and other countries were not surprised at all: "Huh? Aren't forest fires so big every year? ”
On July 13, more than 97,000 square kilometers of fires covered Canada. This figure is somewhat coincidental: South Korea has a land area of 100,000 square kilometers. Some netizens used South Korea as the unit of measurement: "Canadian bushfires burned South Korea."
Korean netizens were really angry: "Respect South Korea, don't make such offensive jokes!" Coincidentally, after burning "Korea," Trudeau finally realized that this year's forest fires were too big. He then requested the support of the international community.
In the face of the flood, Westerners decided to build Noah's Ark to hide, but our country chose Dayu to control the water and never gave up our homeland. The Yellow River floods are frequent and have been treated by successive generations.
South Korea, which calls itself "Little China", has a very similar understanding of disasters to us: "As long as everyone is united and people are determined to conquer the sky, there is no natural disaster that cannot be saved!" ”
In a show of South Korea's national strength, Yoon decided to send a rescue team to his ally Canada, and many South Koreans volunteered. Before leaving, Yoon Seok boasted: "Leave it to South Korea, we will deal with the mountain fire." ”
Trudeau also has high hopes for the South Korean rescue team: "They are a brave, strong rescue team with confidence written on their faces." It is believed that with the help of this group of Orientals, South Korea will be able to control the forest fires. "In our country . ."
South Korean rescue teams arrived in the Canadian spotlight and went straight to the scene of the fire to carry out rescue operations. However, they overlook one thing: "China can do a lot, but foreign countries cannot." Moreover, this foreign country is still difficult to describe in words, South Korea. ”
Despite aggressive firefighting actions in South Korea, it has not been able to extinguish existing wildfires. To make matters worse, wildfires become bigger and more intense as temperatures rise.
South Korean rescue teams threatened to actively encroach on the wildfires: "Give them a lesson!" "High-pressure water guns were used in the wildfires. However, this small amount of water did not suppress the fire, but caused the forest fire to become more and more intense. With this wave of "divine assistance", the mountain fire became stronger and reached a higher realm.
The North Korean people are collapsing: there is really nothing we can do, and the more "saving" there is, the more the fire burns. In addition to bizarre methods of extinguishing fires, they are also plagued by local natural conditions: rising temperatures and new spontaneous combustion in more and more areas.
In early July, when South Korean rescue teams extinguished the fires, the number of runaway fires in Canada was 579. After a month of fighting, on August 20, the number of out-of-control wildfires in Canada has exceeded 1,000!
Koreans save people or "put out fires", from 500 to 1000 after the fire is extinguished? More and more fires are consuming a lot of new land: as of September 3, the area of fires in Canada was 164,000 square kilometers.
From 97,000 square kilometers to 164,000 square kilometers, thanks to the efforts of South Korean rescue teams, the Canadian wildfires successfully burned the new "Korea". Now South Korea has become a unit of measurement of shame.
Looking at all this, Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau sighed. He began by thanking South Korea: "We thank South Korea for its contribution to Canada. He then cleverly "persuaded" the South Korean rescue team to leave.
Ask Koreans for help, and the more help you get, the harder it gets. The repatriation of the rescue team also confused Yoon Seok. After all, how much he boasted at the beginning, and now his face hurts so much.
【Famous pig teammate】
Following the Americans, Canadians are also beginning to understand: "South Korea is really a pig teammate." As for South Korea, the Americans were really unhappy: "Then South Korea really disappointed me!" ”
In 1950, Syngman Rhee urgently asked the United States for help: "If we don't support us, we will be driven into the sea!" Shocked by the plea for help, Truman sent MacArthur and several other generals to South Korea to fight alongside the South Korean army.
South Korea saw the arrival of heavenly soldiers and immediately stepped up its attack on North Korea. The Han Jun, who was almost driven into the sea to feed the fish, now decides: "Drive them to the Yalu River to feed the fish!" ”
Are you so arrogant? With the consent of our country? Apparently not. The confident South Korean general Baeksanye, relying on American support, took the lead in crossing the 38th parallel and capturing Pyongyang. Of course, this army was also the first to be beaten.
When our army came to fight in Korea, it quickly defeated the invading South Korean army: "Forget the American army, is your Korean army also worthy of imitating the American attack?" The frightened South Korean army quickly showed their traditional skills: run! The fastest Korean 6th Division was lucky enough to save the army.
The US military was very angry: "Why are we still running when we come?" "Despite this, the self-confidence of the South Korean military has been destroyed for a long time. Even if the United States came to support, the South Korean military still feared our military.
In the third battle in December 1950, the Korean 1st and 6th Divisions fought alongside the U.S. 24th Division. As soon as the war began, the wise Han Yishi activated his "traditional skills": as the first person to escape, my fate was up to me.
The Korean 6th Division, which was defeated by the mainland last time, is determined to wash away its shame this time. They did not panic at all: "The US 24th Division is fighting alongside us. ”
However, the US 24th Division has already noticed the unreliability of the Koreans: "Before the start of the battle, half of the North Korean army had already fled." They had no desire to fight at all and fled the battlefield with the First Division.
The 6th Korean Division completely collapsed: "The US troops have fled, how can we fight?" "Seeing the American troops fleeing, the 6th Division also fled. The Koreans were indeed a good people at running: although the 6th Division ran later than the Americans, the Koreans ran fast and quickly caught up with and overtook the Americans.
When the war situation developed to such a point, American General Walker rushed to the 38th parallel and organized the defeated US-ROK coalition to defend the 38th parallel. He urged the driver to speed up the throttle, wanting to defeat our army.
"Tragedy" soon struck: the truck suddenly jumped out and crashed head-on into Walker's car. The famous General Walker, who died in battle before he was "discharged", has quite a black humor.
The car that killed Walker was a South Korean military truck driven by a fleeing South Korean. He's not good at fighting, but betraying his teammates is his number one priority. General Walker, who inexplicably met God, was posthumously awarded the four-star general, becoming the highest-ranking general in the American Army to die in the Korean War.
Seventy years later, South Korea is still the same South Korea. However, Canada has little contact with South Korea and does not understand how bad South Korea really is. Trudeau even firmly believes that "the Korean rescue team is our hope."
Learn the lesson, the more people are saved, the more people will be "saved." Trudeau couldn't bear it anymore and threw the South Korean rescue team out. When it comes to extinguishing fires, it's better to go with the flow as before. Perhaps wildfires will go out on their own in winter.
In any case, Canada is pinning its hopes on the self-extinguishing nature of forest fires more reliably than on South Korean rescue teams.
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