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No matter how sensitive you are, when you arrive in Xi'an, it is difficult to find a GAY on the street with the naked eye alone. In Fujian, it is the other extreme, because the tone of speech is too idol drama, and the appearance is more in line with the contemporary TXL aesthetic, so even straight men look very GAY.
When it comes to Fujian, it is probably one of the worst provinces in the country.
In January 2017, a meme about "Cantonese eating Fujianese" spread rapidly on the Internet. Since then, Fujianese have become a species at the end of the national food chain and have been ridiculed.
In reality, Fujianese also have to deal with the "talent invasion" from various provinces. According to legend, every year, countless straight men who do not have a height advantage in the local area pour into Fujian to find a "sense of superiority", competing with the Fujian natives, who are already slightly nervous due to son preference.
Here, even if you want to be a non-girly TXL for years, life will not treat you well because of this.
To be a Fujian GAY and find a suitable old attack, it takes a hundred times harder than other areas.
01.
LEAVE YOU AT HOME TO DRINK TEA HU JIAN GAY, PLEASE CHERISH IT
Some people will say that the feng shui of Fujian is destined to have no 1 here. On January 5, 2019, Fujian opened the Huan-Fujian bullet train, becoming the first province in the country to build a high-speed railway around the province, forming a "circle". In the eyes of GAY in Fujian, this circle is like a big "0", which circles Fujian into a "land without 1".
"No 1 Land" is not a prejudice, but Fujianese people are generally too cute to speak, and there is no domineering at all, even Fuzhou rapping straight men like Jony J look "spiritual". In the face of "egg yolk long skirt, fluffy hair", he just smiled shyly, but cute and loved, and he was a wave.
Is Fujian really a "land without 1"? Xiaolong from Tianjin disagreed. Xiaolong has lived in Xiamen for 8 years, and in his opinion, Fujian is not without attack, but they usually lurk on Blued and rarely show their heads.
"In Fujian, it's too difficult to find a dewy relationship. Even the information received on Blued is different from other regions," Xiaolong explained, "At least in Tianjin, I received more 'Is it there', but in Fujian, people prefer to use 'Hi' and 'Hello'." Buddhism is as if making friends is just an additional entertainment.
But as long as you are willing to spend a little more time to dig deeper, you will definitely encounter a sports attack that is both restrained and wild. TAKE A LOOK AT LIN DAN, ZHANG XIANGXIANG, WHO ARE MADE IN FUJIAN AND GROW ON THE TXL AESTHETIC, AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING. There are thousands of lindan hidden in the land of Fujian, just waiting for you to dig carefully.
There are many such "culture shocks" in Fujian.
Here, the way to express love to the opposite object is not to invite him to dinner, drink or watch a movie, but to leave him at home for tea after the kiss.
The unique climate and soil conditions of the Wuyi Mountains and Daiyun Mountains have nurtured Fujian's unique tea culture, and every household has a full set of tea sets, and GAY is no exception. If you meet someone you like, then naturally you have to keep it, make tea and chat, and enjoy the artistic conception of "the carriage is very slow, the letters are far away, and there is only enough to love one person in your life". Maybe while chatting, even the plan to register overseas marriages in the future has been finalized.
Compared with such fairy love, the fast food love in the northern Guangji circle is simply crying in the toilet.
Don't rush to make lemon essence first, a comfortable life also comes at a price.
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COMPARED TO TRADITION, HU JIAN GAY HAS NEVER LOST
Fujian is a very traditional province, and it is comparable to Shandong.
It's notoriously patriarchal. Boys in Fujian enjoy the favor of the whole family, but at the same time, they are also placed in high hopes by the family in terms of having children. Therefore, the local GAY often cannot escape the fate of marriage. No matter what the marriage is, you have to add a man to the family to be done.
The traditional setting spawned a magical event – the GAY & LES Party. A LES bar in Xiamen will hold activities similar to "blind date conference" every month to build a bridge for GAY and LES to form a marriage bridge. Even if you are attracted to the cool T here, it is not new.
But if you insist on being an unmarried person, the "loss" is also huge.
Looking at the whole country, you will not find a higher place than the dowry in Fujian. In Quanzhou, Putian, tens of millions of banknotes, pounds of gold, company stocks, shops and houses are all sprinkled with water. Interested friends can search on the short video platform by themselves.
In addition, due to the tradition of the Hokkien people, it is absolutely impossible for the locals to open a GAY bar here. There are several well-known GAY bars in Xiamen, such as Jidi Bar and Zhuang SUN Bar, all of which are opened by outsiders. And most of Xiamen's GAY bars are concentrated in the Ming FA Commercial Plaza, which was forgotten by straight men in Siming District. HIDDEN IN THE CITY, THIS IS MORE FRIENDLY TO CONSERVATIVE FUJIAN GAY.
Even so, Xiamen is still the most open and inclusive city in Fujian, and the proportion of young GAY coming out here is not low, and even on the ferry across the river from Gulangyu Island, there is also an elderly GAY bar. The local elderly GAY will come here at night to drink liquor or wolfberry rice wine, then quietly blow the sea breeze, and then take a taxi home at midnight when the young people are having fun.
Xiamen is just a small island, which cannot carry all the freedom of Fujian GAY. YOUNG GAY GENERALLY PREFERS TO GO OUT OF FUJIAN AND GO TO OTHER PROVINCES TO BREATHE, AFTER ALL, LU XUN SAID, "THREE POINTS OF HEAVEN ARE DESTINED, SEVEN POINTS RELY ON HARD WORK."
And those GAY who "went out" also have some grooves to say that they do not spit or be unhappy.
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HU JIAN GAY OUTSIDE LOVES TO PRETEND "TAI GIRL"
It is said that GAY in every big city has a friend "from Taiwan" around him, but if you dig deeper, you will find that his ID card address may belong to the southern Fujian realm.
Fujian has a total of 9 districted cities, which can be roughly divided into Hokkien language area, Fuzhou dialect area, Hakka dialect area, Puxian dialect area, etc. according to the dialects used.
In the eyes of outsiders (especially northerners), GAY, who speaks Hokkien, cannot be said to be irrelevant compared with the soft-spoken Taiwan, but can only be said to be exactly the same. Therefore, a considerable number of Fujian GAY have the experience of being mistaken for Taiwanese.
Fujian and Taiwan are across the sea, and the people of the two places have the same roots, and their appearance and living habits are also similar. Minnan GAY loves oyster fried, and Kaohsiung's GAY also loves it.
The vast majority of northern friends have almost zero knowledge of the Hokkien dialect, and some sharp-tongued TXL may even directly ask the question, "How do you speak?" Isn't it contrived?" , and then unilaterally announced in his heart the attributes of this person - it must have been suffered, and it was almost necessary to blow up the lungs of the Fujian onslaught.
Talking is a little bit, but attacking is also attacking.
Of course, not everyone is bothered by accents. Thanks to the popularity of Taiwanese variety shows (represented by "Kangxi is coming") in the mainland GAY circle, some Fujian GAY have enjoyed the benefits of Hokkien accent, and they will say "I am Taiwanese" in the GAY bar, trying to add a touch of "treasure island style" to their ordinary self.
But not all Hokkien people will disguise themselves as Taiwanese.
In Fujian, Hokkien is spoken in Quanzhou, Xiamen, Zhangzhou, and parts of Longyan. Among them, the GAY of Longyan City, Zhangping and Zhangzhou are more willing to call themselves Xiamen people outside, while the GAY of Xiamen has a more "long-term" vision and often considers itself a Taiwanese.
What the? You ask, where will Quanzhou GAY call itself from?
Please, Quanzhou was the starting point of the Maritime Silk Road, the world's largest city at that time, and was recently selected as a world cultural heritage as the "World Marine Trade Center of Song and Yuan China"; Even if the total GDP of Fuzhou was exceeded by Fuzhou last year, it would not affect the city's impression of the "cosmic economic center" in the minds of Fujianese people. Xiamen and Taiwan can not enter the eyes of Quanzhou GAY.
Even, they don't necessarily say that they are from Quanzhou. TXL from Quanzhou's counties and cities has their own pride, saying, "Hello, I'm from Jinjiang," "Hello, I'm from Anxi," or, "Hello, I'm from Chendai, China."
By the way, Chen Dai is just a town.
04.
IN FACT, HU JIAN'S ORDINARY HAIR IS VERY FLUENT
Lesson 25 of the second volume of New Concept English tells the story of the British population with so many accents and accents that even two Englishmen do not understand each other's English. The United Kingdom is only one-fortieth the size of the United States, but has more accents than the United States. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland with completely different accents.
But compared with Fujian, it is definitely a small witch.
Hokkien is just one branch of the Min language. The Fujian region, with eight mountains, one water and one field, has many dialects, and under each dialect, there are many sub-categories. In Longyan City, there are 34 dialects spoken in Liancheng County alone, and even the two neighboring villages speak completely different languages. After studying in the county for a few years, you can learn several dialects at once.
In order to facilitate communication between people, every Fujianese living in the county seat and above speaks fluent Mandarin.
Miraculously, once in the provinces, even Fujian GAY, who speaks the Gan dialect in the mountainous areas of northern Fujian, can easily switch to the southern Hokkien accent, showing TXL's linguistic talent. After all, Fujian GAY is the only ethnic group that does not speak to DISS, and everyone thinks, "Fujianese people speak with purple sauce".
Talk, you can understand, Fujian GAY's mind, more in making money.
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Making money is serious, but confirmation is not delicate GAY
Many people think that Fujianese people can do business and make money, indeed, Fujian businessmen are well-known in China, and the founders of many large domestic companies are also from Fujian:
In the Internet circle, there are Zhang Yiming of ByteDance, Wang Xing of Meituan, and Cai Wensheng of the Meitu App; Sports brand circle, Anta, Peak, Te, Hongxing Erke are all the light of Jinjiang; In addition, Zeng Yuqun of the Ningde era and Cao Dewang of Fuyao Glass are also famous.
Living in this atmosphere, GAY in Fujian is also willing to adapt measures to local conditions and do some small business. For example, the indigenous GAY in Xiamen may do import and export trade with the family, the GAY in Putian will go deep into the well-known local shoe industry, and the GAY in Wuyishan may have tea fields at home. No matter how bad it is, it is also excellent to come out and open a Shaxian snack.
Perhaps it is precisely because of the focus on making money, Fujian GAY's concept of consumption is very rational and healthy. They don't go after high-end brands and luxury, preferring something affordable. Clothes, Quanzhou brand is very good; Tea, the most assuring planted in their own tea plantations; Delicacy, eaten Michelin all over the world, is not as good as the Buddha jumping off the wall in his hometown in Fuzhou.
FUJIAN GAY TENDS TO DRESS CASUALLY. There are even Chengdu GAY who travel to Fujian and forcefully complain that Fujian GAY is "thin and ugly", in fact, they just don't like to clean themselves up - a basic T-shirt, solid shorts, and a pair of flip-flops, which is Fujian GAY's daily wear.
If one day Fujian GAY wears tank top shorts, then please cherish him, because this is the second second respect of Fujian GAY against the object of Face Base.
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At last
Fujian urban development is relatively balanced, the per capita GDP of various cities is almost higher than the national average, perhaps because of this, Fujian GAY circle has no obvious chain of contempt, except for Fuzhou GAY will spit on Xiamen GAY fake literature and art, Xiamen GAY dislikes Fuzhou GAY soil, Quanzhou GAY is not willing to become the "dowry attendant" of Fuxia celebrities, everything is safe.
Although Fujian TXL once collectively had a "female star dream" at the turn of the century, dreaming of one day being able to appear on the "Galaxy Star Arena" to amaze the whole country, this did not prevent Fujian GAY from becoming synonymous with low-key and subtle.
If you see the figure of Fujian GAY on the small software, remember to take the initiative to step forward and say hello, although they are not good at words, they will definitely return you a big smile.
Text | Little Bad Wolf
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