I don't dare to say, what is Guo Qilin afraid of?

Author | knave

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My former electronic vegetable "Mao Xuewang", why doesn't it taste right in the new season?

At first glance, it is still a familiar formula, two people and a dog, and the invited guests are also familiar friends;

Stuck in the sofa or sitting on the floor with your legs hugged, chatting with melon seeds, or casual chatter in the living room.

Since the first season, the slogan of the show has always been "Mao Xuewang is more hungry than Mao Xuewang".

With friendship and sincerity as the core, the main content is celebrities chatting about leisure.

Updated on time every Monday, the audience watched the celebrity artists on the screen talk like a gathering of old friends, and ate a simple meal on a busy weekday.

But after watching the first program, this bowl of freshly baked "Mao Xuewang" is really inadequate.

It's not ugly, it's boring.

The variety show that focuses on the meal is dull and boring, and it is too dull to kill time.

The guest of the first issue is Guo Qilin, an old friend of regular guests Mao Buyi and Li Xueqin.

But watching them chat on the show, playing rounds and playing haha and playing the machine is the same.

Using reality as a gimmick, it is said to show the interesting state of the star's private life.

But how the shooting is all polite on the scene, the cleverness and baggage are shaking not old and young, but the word "sincerity" that is used to play the signboard is found in the corner.

There is a link in the show that answers the audience's questions in the form of a lottery, and Guo Qilin's expression after drawing the question is like this:

Guess what this "sensitive issue" that makes Guo Qilin embarrassed to come out of the mask of pain is?

Lace gossip, peach news or the turmoil of Deyun Society?

Neither.

This question that stumped the young class leader of Deyun is: Who is the top heroine in your heart?

Seeing him laughing and not talking for a long time, Li Xueqin's brain turned quickly, find a supplement for him, you just say Teacher Gong Li!

Guo Qilin got the magic method, and Shunjian also made up a Siqin Gaova teacher.

By the way, I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate with these seniors.

Ask him again, what about a co-operation?

After rolling his eyes and looking at the ceiling for a long time, the answer he gave was "Yan Hexiang".

It is indeed cooperative, it is Guo Qilin's crosstalk partner, male.

When Lao Lao's partner came out as a shield messenger, Guo Qilin hadn't said crosstalk for a year.

I, a former CP fan, can't even be ecstatic.

Ask the most admired heroine this kind of question can not be answered, the program flow has to go down.

The next question is about personal emotions, star minefields, sensitive areas.

But Guo Qilin got the weakened *N version:

But the theme of this Q&A is that questions are not necessarily meant to be answered.

Is there an ideal type Guo Qilin in WeChat refuses to say, Li Xueqin interjects, the question becomes "what is the ideal type", Mao is not easy to answer for him, the female type!

As for the ideal initials, three people find Z from A in order to turn out a word that cannot be spelled as a vowel.

I haven't forgotten to add a sentence, it's just a type, but there is no specific character!

The show should release the problem and cut it into a trailer to hype the topic; But the guests have to cover up the dripping water, for fear of revealing a little truth.

Small talk in the living room became a show wrapped around the cordon.

To be truthful, to be relaxed, to be sincere, these can only be written in the program introduction.

In addition to the briefing, it is only good to be fortified.

The new issue of "Mao Xuewang" is too few and boring, not enough to eat, and my takeaway has not been finished.

So I turned out an old show, "No Defense Tonight", ten years older than me.

The same living room interview, also with the name of sincerity, the old antiques of more than thirty years ago are much more interesting.

Hosted by Huang Xiao, Ni Kuang and Cai Lan, invited to be a popular Hong Kong star, sitting on the sofa drinking and smoking and eating shredded squid, known as "adult talk", was ridiculed by Chow Yun-fat, who came to be a guest, as "idle nonsense".

The main content of the show is really idle.

There was no fixed process, so I sat down and poured the wine, picked up a conversation, and talked about where it was.

True to the name, not at all defended.

Celebrities don't sit down in formal interviews, and they don't have to bother with brain cells. Leaning on the sofa, holding a cigarette in a wine glass, dare to ask anything and say anything when you are slightly drunk.

Guo Qilin's same problem belongs to sprinkling, and no one disdains to pass the test vaguely.

On the show, Maggie Cheung was asked who had the best experience of kissing with her.

It's a pity that Maggie Cheung doesn't say crosstalk, and civilized crosstalk is not allowed to kiss her mouth, and there is no talk that can be pulled to fool the problem.

So generously speaking, the male actors who filmed with themselves did not have bad breath.

But when it comes to kissing scenes, the worst experience... Only Zhou Yunfa was a boy, and the director did not stop shouting cards.

And asked about the actress he admired, Leslie Cheung held up a wine glass and mentioned Ye Tong, who cooperated in "Agni Youth", saying that she was born to eat the bowl of acting rice.

The three old men had bad intentions, mentioned the fragrant bed scene in the movie, and mentioned Wang Zuxian, who became famous in "Qiannu Ghost", and asked him which bed scene he was most satisfied with.

Leslie Cheung held a cigarette and looked at Cai Lan, is that also a bed play?

The four people laughed, and Leslie Cheung held a cigarette to the camera, seriously discussing Wang Zuxian's acting skills.

Her first acting in a movie was not so good, but the second time she acted as "Sister".

Some people are just famous as A-jie, and their acting skills will always be A-mei. Wang Zuxian is not, now he is a sister among sisters!

When it comes to the ideal type, there is no need to borrow Ni Caizi's mouth to say the heroine, the ghost, the bodhisattva.

Frankly said that he did not want to fall in love with a girl who was pure because he was no longer pure.

After drinking a few glasses of wine, I recalled that I first lustfully lustfully at the beloved girl who was hard to catch my hand at sunset, and it turned out to be on Christmas Eve, and I couldn't book a room.

As for whether such a speech will have a bad reputation, leave him alone!

If there is wine in the past, just have a good chat.

What dares to say more than Leslie Cheung is Guan Zhilin.

When the show was recorded, he was caught in a scandal involving a rich businessman's marriage.

When asked by Huang Xiao if he would be willing to be someone else's mistress, he did not hide it at all.

Men who have girlfriends, men who have been married, I have tried them all.

Do what you want, don't think about so many things.

Feelings and benefits are mixed, and if you toss enough, you will withdraw.

The three men who were holding back the bad had nothing to say.

There is only one sentence left, forgetful and affectionate, very good and good!

Wang Zuxian was in love with Qi Qin when he was on the show, and when he mentioned the love story, the whole person was bubbling pink.

When asked about the first kiss, he blinked his eyes and smiled sweetly:

You would never have imagined that I took the initiative to kiss him first!

And Lin Qingxia, who was also in love, was jointly "contained" by the three on the show.

If you can't see the beauty of your boyfriend, you will say it in public unceremoniously.

This man can't do it, it's not bold enough!

For such an obsessed woman, I don't know what I'm afraid of.

Lin Qingxia immediately went back, he is the best man in the world, better than the three of you!

Ah, even the "love brain" is so generous.

I didn't live in that era, I didn't experience the past, so I couldn't figure out why.

Why is it that programs with similar forms can speak freely thirty years ago, and thirty years later, only "the top heroine in my heart is Yan Hexiang" remains.

The stars are dressed up in wooden stakes that look at their noses and eyes, and it is impossible to say which actresses they have worked with the most admire.

When it comes to the ideal type, it must be specifically stated that there is no specific person as a benchmark.

The questions and answers in the interview are like structured interviews, and even the variety shows of casual chat are stuffed with dishonest soup talk and public relations words.

The disappointment in the new issue of "Mao Xuewang" cannot be blamed on Guo Qilin.

It can be imagined that if Guo Qilin is really like Leslie Cheung, seriously talking about the acting skills of actresses, I am afraid that the Chao Talk Square will be slaughtered miserably on the day of the broadcast.

So Yan Hexiang is the safest and best answer.

Sincerity and frankness in four words, at least take advantage of a cleverness.

In the Internet era, most celebrities dare not and cannot be real "internal entertainment living people" in the public eye.

Although I often walk by the river, no one wants to jump into the water and wet their shoes.

Unfortunately, the same question is placed today, and the answer can only be "Yan Hexiang".

How can there be living people in the inner entertainment!