"Marvel forgave us!"
"Great, do you know how we spent these 1299 days?"
In January this year, the movie "Black Panther 2" announced that it would be finalized in the mainland, followed by "Ant-Man 3" and the DC movie "Thunder Shazam 2" followed.
It's been three years.
Since 2019's "Spider-Man: Far From Home", the Chinese mainland market has not released a superhero movie for three years, provoking countless fans to feed and shredding countless lonely nights.
I believe everyone has experienced the fanaticism of this group of fans in the past three years.
Including but not limited to "we only deserve to watch "Wolf Warrior"", "released around the mainland", "Marvel does not need the mainland market" and other arguments, it seems that the fact that the mainland has not released a superfilm movie is proof of being abandoned by the world.
When emotions accumulate, all kinds of quarrels, tears, gang battles are endless, and even for Marvel to take the initiative to launch the "refuse to watch the Spring Festival file" activity.
They are like a bunch of homeless children, relying on provoking the right and wrong to attract attention.
However, what is interesting is that three years later, when Marvel looked back and took out "Black Panther 2" and prepared to feed the child -
But no one ate it.
On February 7, "Black Panther 2" arrived as scheduled.
The theater line entrusted a heavy task, and in the cracks of the Spring Festival giants, it was stunned to give a 19% scheduling rate, so as to make room for fans who were waiting to be fed to eat.
However, "Black Panther 2" withstood such a considerable schedule, only won 20 million box office, and the attendance rate was at the bottom with 4.7%.
Today, it is the third day of the release of "Black Panther 2".
As of press time, it has slipped from third to fifth, with a cumulative box office of only 35.74 million, and the final box office predicted by the media has been cut from 200 million to only 100 million.
This cumulative box office is not even as good as the box office of "The Wandering Earth 2" in one day.
After three years of hard work, as a result, I played a squib in the first movie !?
Yes?
Doesn't it mean that you can't leave it? Why pay for it and run away?
Anyway, let's put down the fan complex first and talk about today's main "Black Panther 2".
Black Panther 2
It should be noted in advance that the screenshots and gifs I used in this article are from the streaming version of Black Panther 2.
But Dege himself went to the cinema to buy tickets to watch, on the one hand, this is from the support of film and television authors for the genuine version, and on the other hand, at the request of fans, he experienced "Black Panther 2" on the big screen in an all-round way.
Then, I wanted to scold the street even more.
"Black Panther 2" is based on the defense, that is, the American version of Kuaishou, I watched the American spirit little black girl shake the flower hand for 3 hours.
As early as "Black Panther 1", many viewers complained about the tearing feeling of its setting.
It is clear that it is the number one power in the world, and digital technology and forging processes are full, but when they start a war, they still poke each other's creaking nests with spears.
With Black Panther 2, this sense of tearing is even stronger.
The movie is about after the death of the Black Panther, the Western powers coveted Wakanda's vibranium resources, and explicitly and covertly restricted Wakanda to let the other party share vibranium.
At the same time, an underwater country "Canloken" suddenly appeared, they even have vibranium technology, because they are also facing a threat, they are thinking of danger in peace, and want to win Wakanda together against the world.
Because Wakanda did not agree, Canloken declared war with Wakanda, and then inexplicably started fighting.
What is this logic?
Big brother, don't you want to fight the whole world? People don't fight you, you can't fight yourself? Why do you have to call Wakanda?
It's like two bullied elementary school students A and B, because A didn't help B, so B decided not to resist the school bully -
He was going to beat A to death.
Big brother, how did your brain circuit form?
OK, super-British movies, anyway, there is no theme available until now, in order to make the two protagonists fight this strategy, I recognize.
But your special meow is a mouthful of "Li is the world's number one power", "Li has more soldiers than leaves." ”
As a result, the only two vibranium powers in the world, the national-level war between Wakanda and Canloken, which are known to be tied for first -
It turned out to be dozens of people with spears and fighting?
WTF!??
Any dance in our village is more spectacular than this.
The little mallet hits your chest, the small ring hits the door of your head, and the little dagger repairs your nails.
After a battle, the medical needs of the entire war zone only need a pack of band-aids.
The worst thing is Canloken's bomb.
Every time it is issued, it gives enough close-ups, and looking at this momentum, it is clearly a big killer that can instantly turn the tide of the war.
As a result, the bomb turned out to be a mine, and after the explosion, not only was it okay, but you could also take a leisurely bath.
I counted that the whole film used 3 mines, and only one person died.
And this person, still drowned after a long time in the water .....
Which is this bomb, it is clearly the oil bully of "Thai"! Isn't this thing worth more than vibranium?
And the final Armageddon, as expected, is still the personal solo of the protagonist and villain.
No matter what the situation is on the battlefield, no matter how many of their own people die, as long as they divide the victory and defeat, the whole war will also be divided into victory and defeat.
One second you die and I die, if you don't obey orders, you will kill your whole family, and the next second you lose single-handedly, and immediately support each other, living and dying together.
It's really advanced, it's really enlightened, it's really cultured.
No wonder they are the number one power in the world.
And as the real initiators of the whole incident, those Western powers that coveted vibranium.
They actually disappeared en masse during the war between the two sides, as if there was no such camp, and after creating an environment in which the two countries were at war, they left their clothes.
Irony, that's real irony.
In terms of literary drama, due to the death of actor Chadwick Boseman, who played "Black Panther", the opening scene of the movie, the royal family of Wakanda is holding a funeral for the king, and the atmosphere is depressed and silent.
OK, this is already the old work of the fourth phase of Marvel, and the whole stage is filled with a decadent atmosphere, either dead or on the way to the dead, which I can understand.
But the question is, Black Panther is dead, who will play "Black Panther 2"?
This was followed by the endless car reel of Princess Su Rui and the queen "We want to lead the country to a new era", and then Su Rui and the security captain's Che Yi "We want to lead the country to a new era", and finally Su Rui and her sister-in-law's car reel "We want to lead the country to a new era".
For 161 minutes, rounded up to nearly three hours, the group of women chatted for an hour just to talk.
Is Wakanda going to enter the Deyun Society, please? I didn't open "Black Panther 2" to read your little essay!
Since there was no lead role, I didn't know what I was acting in the middle of the film, I couldn't see what they were going to do, and I didn't know if the film was a family ethics film, a political thriller, or an environmental documentary.
In order to supplement the absence of the protagonist, the screenwriter frantically poured water into the proportion of all the characters, and enlarged the comparison of one waste scene after another.
There was even a character that was stereotyped to look like it was taken from the database.
Canloken felt threatened because a student in the United States had developed a vibranium detector.
The student is a black woman who studied at MIT, built machines at the age of 3, opened the eye of the sky at the age of 5, was admitted to MIT at the age of 19, and also helped the school's top students do homework for a fee.
Belch.... It's the kind of high-tech college student tool that appears in every Hollywood action blockbuster.
If the point is over, the key is that the character has played endlessly to pay tribute.
Unrestrained, dashing and casual, not only has an amazing IQ, but also has a ridiculously strong hands-on ability, and can smash a group of broken copper and iron into a battle armor in college, and also specially gave a shot of forging in a vest.
Isn't this the female version of Iron Man?
She also designed her original Warframe to have the exact same plot as "Iron Man 1".
Climbed high until he fell into shock after lack of oxygen, and suddenly woke up and revived at the last critical moment.
Really, not changing it at all.
It is said that Marvel is paving her as the next generation of Iron Man.
However, her final product turned out to be like this:
Where is there "steel" in this special meow?
Where is the mechanical feel?
Isn't this the dinosaur team?!
Big sister, don't rub it, Iron Man's coffin board can't be pressed.
Then, finally the villain appeared, they finally stopped chatting, but they couldn't just do it when they met, so the mutant "Namo" talked about his experience again...
When the two sides really fought, it was already the 90th minute, the screenwriter saw that he could finally go to the staple, waved the pen, and in the 120th minute, Su Rui turned into a black panther.
A superhero movie where the protagonist does not appear until the last 1/4, do you dare to believe this?!
And Su Rui's way of turning into a panther is still a "mechanical séance" that is too lazy to be lazy.
The previous money leopard burned all the heart-shaped grass, what to do if there is no heart-shaped grass, make it yourself! Your own soil, your own land, everything you plant, you get yuan.
Then, I saw Su Rui cut a few sections of Canloken's leaves, grind the residue of the heart-shaped grass, and play with the cotton that resembles DNA for a while.
Coupled with the increasingly excited BGM, even if it is not explicitly stated, the audience will know:
It's about to be opened.
Immediately afterwards, the cotton turned red for a while, white for a while, and finally it was green!
The heart-shaped grass is out!
Su Rui drank purple sweet potato juice for one night, closed his eyes, and the panther was born~!
Wow, I knew that the heart-shaped grass small workshop can be built, what else does the first money leopard fight with the black panther, hurry up and start a business with my cousin, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and climb to the peak of life.
Finally, I would like to say a few words about casting.
Yes, my word is "casting", and I don't want to count the appearance of the actors, I believe that each actor has his or her own world.
But isn't the "Black Panther 2" realm a little too crowded.
In my cognition, black people and "ugly" are not directly related, after all, there are black beauties such as Harry Berry, Canel Monai, and Zoe Saldana.
Not to mention Iman Bowie, who is amazingly beautiful.
This face is lined with the phrase "sinking fish falling geese, closing the moon and shameful flowers" even on Westerners.
This is enough to prove that to some extent, the aesthetics of the East and the West are still common.
However, the casting of "Black Panther 2" gave me a crooked date.
For example, the queen with a crooked mouth that can advertise McDonald's.
For example, the brain capacity is comparable to the security captain of the Great Devil.
For example, the spirit sister who has to squeeze her eyebrows when she says anything.
For example, a scary funny woman with a strange face that can seamlessly co-opt vultures.
Of course, the most representative is the heroine Su Rui.
This is clearly not a princess, right?
OK, you may say, who rules that the heroine must be dignified and elegant?
Androsexual beauty is not unavoidable, but when she needs to transform into a female panther in the later stage, her thin figure obviously cannot support the black panther's costume, and her body defects are exposed.
Compared with Chadwick Boseman's strong and strong line after wearing the suit, a little elegant and a little wild, the actor's appearance is only two words:
Thin.
Dry and thin, thin and small.
This is a black panther, it is clearly a black cat, or the kind that has been hungry for three days after being abandoned.
Of course, this has little to do with beauty, after all, the "definition of beauty" has been held in the hands of a few people, but as a superhero, the character's figure is functional, and it is necessary to support the audience's sense of belief in the character.
The shoulders are not as broad as the queen, how can you believe that you can beat a strong man of 200 pounds?
The most disgusting thing is that almost all of the film is African-American, and they are all actresses, shouting slogans for nearly 3 hours, and women are more than half the sky.
As a result, the ending actually made the son of the panther appear, and Su Rui did not succeed to the throne, which was clearly to make the little nephew the next emperor.
It turns out that the slogan is just to say, when you really do it, you still have to do things according to the old rules.
Finally, back to the question at the beginning.
As a super-British movie after a three-year absence, why is "Black Panther 2" so bad at the box office?
On the one hand, of course, because Marvel's fourth stage can be called a "fertilizer factory", one after another "defense" is overwhelmed.
I thought that the lackluster "Demoral" was rotten enough, but I didn't think that the next "Black Widow", "Eternals", and "Thor 4" were so bad that even fans couldn't swallow it.
Looking back, De Ge also drove to another city late at night to watch the premiere of "Avengers 4", and when Iron Man fell, he couldn't help but have tears in his eyes.
And now mention Marvel, it is already synonymous with bad movies, and even watching the streaming version feels like a waste of life.
On the other hand, the IP of "Black Panther" won $700 million at the box office in North America that year, and the Oscars were nominated for multiple times, winning three awards, including Best Costume.
But what everyone knows is that it is originally a product of ZZZQ.
All members of African descent, primitive backgrounds, plus various metaphors between the two civilizations, not buying a ticket is not giving face.
Americans eat this set, but Chinese don't.
Up to now, the box office of the Spring Festival file has exceeded 6.5 billion, "Manjiang Red", "The Wandering Earth 2" and "Nameless" have each made a lot of money, and even "Bear Haunted" has a box office of 1.2 billion.
And "Black Panther 2", which claims to be a three-year return, a super-British production, fans all over the world, and "Marvel finally forgives us", collapsed at the beginning.
Whose face did this hit in the face?
Who hurts who knows.
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