Original title: Funny pictures humorous jokes: Children, your musical talent is good, pigs can understand
1. Funny joke: On the road, the girl coquettishly asked the boy to carry her, and the boy carried it very hard. The girl wondered, "I'm not very heavy, why do you carry it so hard?" "Because to me, you are the whole world..." The girl smiled brightly, and the boy had to swallow back the words "heaviest person" that had just come to his lips.
2. Funny paragraph: Today the classmate had something at home, so I took leave with the teacher and left, not to make my two goods at the same table which tendon is wrong, also followed, we are all very curious. As a result, at noon, the two goods posted a dynamic at the same table and said: Nima, today Tai Nima is humiliated, drowsy I saw a classmate leave with a bag, I thought it was after school, and also took the bag and left.
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3. Funny joke: Just went downstairs and saw two little broken children arguing, A said to B: "Do you believe me beating your father"? B said, "Don't believe." Then A decisively pumped his mouths and turned away. Leaving B alone in the wind messy...
4. Funny joke: I remember when I was in high school, the teacher's memory was not good, after a monthly exam, he came to the class to see me sleeping, so he woke me up and said: Sleep in class, let me roll the door and stand. I stood obediently behind the door, and after a while the teacher said: The results of this monthly exam are okay, and I put forward praise, especially Xiao Wang has made great progress, worthy of praise, huh Xiao Wang skipped class again? I poked my head in the doorway and said, "Teacher, I'm here." The teacher said angrily: skip class, roll out the door and stand
5. Funny joke: Just now on the mobile phone brushed Weibo, I want to post "making money for the elderly is not a skill, making money to support other people's wives is the skill". Just wrote "money-making old woman" and was snatched by the passing wife: I'll see what you're playing. After reading it, she burst into tears, gently threw herself into my arms and began to coquette
6. Funny joke: The rent is due, my boyfriend doesn't want to renew the contract, so he asks the landlord to check out. The landlord came to check the room and found three holes in the curtains, so he asked for 50 yuan for one hole. The boyfriend asked: "Are you sure that a hole is 50 yuan?" The landlord nodded. I saw that the two goods picked up cigarette butts and scalded the three small holes in the curtain into a big hole, and then gave the landlord 50 yuan, saying: If you can save a hundred, save a hundred.