#Every day is worth being recorded#
Home has "silly girl" "yam no skin"
While eating breakfast, I looked at the headline friend message. The girl talked about my headline name again. Saying how my name "My Heart Is Light" is followed by a string of numbers is really ugly.
Saying the four words "my heart is light" is like advertising, especially like shampoo, surfing in seaside tourist resorts. Or it's an advertisement for ski jumping. I was speechless.
What's even more infuriating is that she immediately looked for it enthusiastically, saying that if you look at what other people are called, you may have the inspiration to give me a name. Today give me a different one than others.
The drama has come...
Mom, you see someone called "fish head without thorns", so special. Let's call it "yam without skin", how?
Mom, you see someone called "want to eat small greens", so fresh. You call it "want to eat big turnips", no, no, it's called "want to eat big yam", how?
Mom, you see someone called "the one who picked the stars", so romantic. We'll call it "the one who peels the yam skin." Okay?
I was angry and laughed so hard that my stomach hurt, as soon as I lifted my foot and kicked it lightly, how could I not do without "yam", why did I have to call "yam has no skin, yam why ... , is there nothing else."
The girl laughed crazy, squeezed her eyebrows and said: Mother, mother, there is, there is, there is something else.
You see, you see, this person is called "annual spherical leaves", we are called "annual, annual buds" how do you see?
Also, Mom, you see, this person is called "Wenwen does not eat carrots", we are called "Mother does not eat lettuce leaves".
I couldn't swallow the food I was laughing at, so I suddenly turned into a "foodie" again.
Just about to speak, the girl said, Mommy, I suddenly remembered a very good name. You often don't say that I am a "lazy pig", we are called "pig professional households", how? Isn't it very graphic and fun. As soon as I listened, the tears that couldn't help but laugh were about to come out...
Finally, when I wasn't paying attention, he kissed me on the face, looked at me and said, "Jealous woman" or not, and went into his cabin.
It makes people cry and laugh, sharp teeth, cute and funny stinky.
#我要上 Headline# #Beauty is always around#
#Girlfriend# #生活日记 #
(Picture from the Internet, invasion and deletion)
