Lines丨2017 CCTV Spring Festival Gala "A Feng Qiren"

The following [full version of the lines] is compiled from the "2017 CCTV Spring Festival Gala"

Finishing: Public number [Small Line Jun]

Fang Jingping: One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, old Li, do I want to get you a bone?

Li thought: What are you doing with the bones for me?

Fang Jingping: I see that you are not dancing, I am walking the dog.

Li thought: Sister Fang, I am not the one you danced exactly like.

Qin Wanyun: Uncle and aunt early.

Li thought: Early, early, early.

Fang Jingping: Old Li, can't you jump?

Li thought: Jump jump jump, I'll see who she is.

Fang Jingping: Xiao Li, who just moved upstairs, heard that he was still a general manager.

Li thought: Yo, such a young general manager, it's really good.

Fang Jingping: What is good, I have observed her many times, the car that comes to pick her up often stops on the road, I think it is a general manager with no quality.

Li thought: Then she must not be seen by me. ah.

Fang Jingping: What's wrong?

Li thought: There is sand in my eyes.

Fang Jingping: Oh, I'll blow it off for you.

Lee thought: Be well.

Dong Qifeng: Coincidentally, so open, two people are so old, doing artificial respiration in the community.

Fang Jingping: Ah.

Lee thought: Ah, ah, oops.

Dong Qifeng: Oh, uncle and aunt, I'm sorry, oh, it affects the work of your two husbands and wives. After I'm gone, you'll get back together.

Li thought: Stop, what two couples? We are neighbors.

Dong Qifeng: Neighbors?

Lee thought: Ah.

Dong Qifeng: The relationship between neighbors is so good? Neighbors can hug together and kiss.

Lee thought: Oops, haha.

Fang Jingping: Uncle Da's eyes are filled with sand.

Dong Qifeng: You help him blow away.

Fang Jingping: Yes.

Lee thought: Yes.

Dong Qifeng: Who believes?

Fang Jingping: Oh, really.

Lee thought: Okay, well, you don't have to explain it to him. You, you're not in our community.

Dong Qifeng: Oh, Uncle, your eyesight is very good. I came to Building 16 to pick up our manager Li from work.

Li thought: Coincidentally, I will install 16 buildings.

Dong Qifeng: Huh? My surname is Li, which Manager Li? yes?

Fang Jingping: I just ran over to the one.

Lee thought: Oh, it's her.

Fang Jingping: Boy.

Dong Qifeng: Hey.

Fang Jingping: You came to pick up Xiao Li?

Dong Qifeng: Xiao Li?

Fang Jingping: Hey.

Dong Qifeng: You call her Xiao Li?

Fang Jingping: Hey.

Dong Qifeng: They are all 38 years old.

Fang Jingping: Ah.

Dong Qifeng: Not yet married.

Fang Jingping: Oh.

Dong Qifeng: Blind date 9981 times all failed, so we called her golden leftover girl, Qi Tian da leftover.

Lee thought: Aha.

Fang Jingping: Ouch.

Dong Qifeng: Oh, Uncle, what are you doing? Don't you scare me okay? I thought Qi Tian Dasheng, oh no, Manager Li is here.

Lee thought: I ask you.

Dong Qifeng: Hey.

Fang Jingping: Are you a driver?

Dong Qifeng: What a driver. Now they are called assistants.

Lee thought: Oh, assistant driver.

Dong Qifeng: Hey.

Lee thought: Is this car yours?

Dong Qifeng: Yes, pick up our manager for a meeting.

Fang Jingping: Young man, your car is parked on the horse road.

Li thought: We in Hangzhou are a civilized city in the country.

Fang Jingping: The G20 summit has just been held, you can't drag it back.

Dong Qifeng: Hey, there are counts, there are counts.

Li thought: There are a number to open and open.

Dong Qifeng: The key is for you to open.

Lee thought: I won't drive.

Dong Qifeng: You go to study.

Li thought: How do I learn at such an old age?

Dong Qifeng: Live to be old, learn to be old, and learn to be an old driver.

Li thought: Hey, what do you mean by that? yes?

Dong Qifeng: What do I mean? I also asked you what you mean, I didn't tell you, the manager came down, I picked her up and left, you still hold me and I can't let go.

Lee thought: Me?

Dong Qifeng: It is difficult for you to be old, young, I simply ignore you, ignore you, ignore you, ignore you.

Lee thought: Ah.

Dong Qifeng: What do you mean?

Fang Jingping: Oops.

Dong Qifeng: Hey, hey, it has nothing to do with me, I haven't touched him.

Fang Jingping: Young man, the uncle may have had a heart attack, help to send to the hospital at the door, hurry up, hurry up.

Dong Qifeng: Oh, no. What if he wakes up later and blackmails me?

Fang Jingping: Right, right, young man, I'll testify to you.

Dong Qifeng: I don't believe you are coming, the two of you have just hugged each other and kissed together.

Fang Jingping: Young man, uncle, you must save.

Dong Qifeng: Why do you have to save it?

Fang Jingping: Why? Why? Why? He was the manager's dad.

Dong Qifeng: The manager's father.

Fang Jingping: How many buildings does your manager live in?

Dong Qifeng: 16 buildings.

Fang Jingping: How many buildings does he live in?

Dong Qifeng: 16 buildings.

Fang Jingping: What is the manager's last name?

Dong Qifeng: Surname Li Ya.

Fang Jingping: What is his last name?

Dong Qifeng: Also surnamed Li Ya, coincidentally. The manager's dad, to be saved.

Fang Jingping: Well, I'll go to the hospital with you.

Dong Qifeng: You don't want to go. You told our manager that her dad was carried to the hospital by me.

Fang Jingping: Oops.

Dong Qifeng: Auntie.

Fang Jingping: Huh?

Dong Qifeng: Do yourself a favor and leave a memorial.

Fang Jingping: Oh well.

Dong Qifeng: Yeah. The two hands are more handsome.

Fang Jingping: Oh, well, gone. This person.

Dong Qifeng: Hey, wow, the manager's dad is the manager's dad, there is weight. Uncle, you probably have more than two hundred pounds, you are too fat, you have to lose weight.

Fang Jingping: Hey, young man, I'm waiting for you here, what's the situation to come and tell me about it, hey, the young man's mobile phone forgot to bring, Manager Li. feed?

Chin Wan Yun: Hello.

Fang Jingping: Who are you looking for?

Qin Wanyun: I am looking for Ah Feng, who are you?

Fang Jingping: Who am I? And guess what?

Chin Wan Yun: I guess, I guess you're an aunt.

Fang Jingping: How do you know?

Chin Wan yun: I am behind you.

Fang Jingping: Behind me, I just, ah...

Chin Wan Yun: Ah... Auntie is embarrassed to scare you.

Fang Jingping: Don't say goodbye.

Qin Wanyun: Auntie, Ah Feng came to pick me up from work, how could his mobile phone be here with you?

Fang Jingping: Coincidentally, how is his mobile phone here?

Dong Qifeng: Manager Li, Manager Li.

Fang Jingping: Young man. How's Uncle, how's Uncle?

Dong Qifeng: Manager Li, my mobile phone.

Fang Jingping: No, big big.

Dong Qifeng: Her father was carried to the hospital by myself.

Qin Wanyun: What's going on?

Dong Qifeng: Manager Li, the trouble came, your father was just here, and then I carried him on his back to the hospital, and after being sent to the hospital, there was a doctor, and there was a doctor (05:33), another doctor (05:35), and then your father, did you understand?

Chin Wan Yun: Are you talking about my dad?

Dong Qifeng: Yes.

Qin Wanyun: He is no longer in Hangzhou.

Dong Qifeng: You look at you, you are busy with your work, and you don't know where your father has gone.

Chin Wanyun: Coincidentally, I just talked to him on the phone.

Dong Qifeng: How many fathers do you have?

Qin Wanyun: What do you mean?

Dong Qifeng: Oh, no, it was I who carried him on my back, and by chance, I was hallucinating, oh, no. Auntie is next to ah, aunt help explain, what to do?

Fang Jingping: Hey, husband, I'm back for dinner.

Dong Qifeng: Wait a minute, activate, keep playing.

Fang Jingping: Hehehehehehehe

Dong Qifeng: The manager didn't understand and help me explain it.

Fang Jingping: Just now uncle passed out here, let him save him but not save, said it was your father he saved, oh, sorry Oh.

Dong Qifeng: What do you say?

Fang Jingping: Not her father.

Dong Qifeng: Ah, is there anything wrong with you as a person? This uncle is more than 200 pounds, I carry him on my back to the hospital, I have until now, both thighs are still trembling, I carry him at this speed to participate in the high Olympic Games, I definitely surpass Bolt, do you know? Ah, what qualities do you have? What morality are you?

Qin Wanyun: Hello Ah Feng.

Dong Qifeng: You let me scold two more words, oh, so old and still wear flower-colored clothes, you think you are 18 years old.

Fang Jingping: Hey hey, hey hey.

Dong Qifeng: You still have a hippie smiley face, such a big face, you are a big pie face. I tell you oh, I still pay 3,000 yuan in the hospital, I can't get it back you give me, otherwise the glass windows of your house, I click all the light.

Qin Wanyun: You scolded well, right?

Dong Qifeng: Scold well, it's your turn to scold.

Chin Wanyun: Do you know who she is?

Dong Qifeng: She is this old woman who is crunching and shredding.

Chin Wan Yun: She is my mother.

Fang Jingping: Huh? Wrong.

Dong Qifeng: Coincidentally, I went out today and met a ghost, and there are such things.

Fang Jingping: Boy, are you okay?

Dong Qifeng: Mom, hahahahaha....

Fang Jingping: Hey hey.

Dong Qifeng: Mother, big sister, sister.

Fang Jingping: Ouch.

Dong Qifeng: Hey hey..., how are you so young, this dress is worn on you, look at the back only 18 years old, no wonder our manager Li looks good, the figure is good, and the mother's bottom plate is better.

Fang Jingping: My bottom version is not good, I have a big pie face.

Dong Qifeng: What a pie face, you and our manager Li face shape are exactly the same, typical melon face, a sunflower seed, a watermelon seed.

Fang Jingping: Boy, just now I lied to you wrong, now I lied to you, I am not her mother, really not her mother.

Dong Qifeng: Yes, you are not her mother, you are my mother.

Fang Jingping: Ouch.

Dong Qifeng: Mom, you say two words less, 3,000 yuan I don't want.

Fang Jingping: I really am not.

Dong Qifeng: Huh? Manager Li is a mess in my head now. Come, you say she's your mom, she says she's not your mom, your mom is not her, is she your mom? Oops, my mom.

Qin Wanyun: Then you should talk about looking at Na Ah Feng yourself.

Dong Qifeng: That.

Qin Wanyun: Uncle passed out, you can't save it, haha, a say is my father, you immediately sent to the hospital, but also 3,000 yuan, know that the aunt lied to you, you broke your mouth and scolded, I said it was my mother, your attitude on the 180 degree turn, I really can't understand it, do you have the least morality of being a person?

Dong Qifeng: Yes, I don't want 3,000 yuan.

Chin Wan Yun: What attitude?

Dong Qifeng: No, I was wrong, aunt sorry, no matter whose parents in the future, I will save.

Fang Jingping: Oh, right.

Chin Wan Yun: Come to my office in the morning.

Dong Qifeng: Ah.

Chin Wan Yun: Let's talk to you.

Fang Jingping: Hey, girl, girl, the boy parked the car on the road, he was wrong.

Dong Qifeng: Huh?

Chin Wan Yun: Huh? How many times have I told you that you still stop at the road?

Dong Qifeng: Promise not to stop next time.

Fang Jingping: But Uncle Da's back was always carried to the hospital, you don't knock out his rice bowl.

Qin Wanyun: Auntie, this is done right.

Fang Jingping: Oh.

Qin Wanyun: If you do something wrong, you will be punished.

Dong Qifeng: Ouch.

Fang Jingping: The young man actually cares about you, he said that you are 38 years old and not yet married.

Dong Qifeng: Hey.

Fang Jingping: I have been on blind dates for 9981 times.

Dong Qifeng: Hey, aunt. You don't have to go on.

Chin Wan Yun: Ah Feng.

Dong Qifeng: Oh, this is the end of it, aunt, aunt, aunt save me, aunt save me.

Chin Wan Yun: You give me a stand.

Dong Qifeng: Auntie, aunt.

(End)

Finishing: Public number [Small Line Jun]