Lines丨 2017 CCTV Spring Festival Gala "True Love Forever"

The following [full version of the lines] is compiled from the "2017 CCTV Spring Festival Gala"

Finishing: Public number [Small Line Jun]

Liu Yiwei: Friends from the audience, Happy New Year!

AUDIENCE: Okay.

Liu Yiwei: Welcome to the large-scale blind date column "True Love Forever Stays". Just now, the last male guest successfully held hands with the female guest. Now they're going to come to the second scene of our show for an interview, let's give them a congratulatory applause!

Yan Xuejing: Successfully paired with opponents to hold hands.

Sun Tao: Hun was trembling up and down.

Yan Xuejing: Confused like drinking.

Sun Tao: I want to roar now.

HH: I'm proud!

Liu Yiwei: Good two!

HH: Hello moderator!

Liu Yiwei: Next we are going to do an interview.

Yan Xuejing: Moderator, I am too nervous now, can you let me slow down first?

Sun Tao: The host is so excited now, can you let me catch my breath first?

Liu Yiwei: I can understand your feelings, give you a minute to prepare, I will go down and comb my hair first.

Sun Tao: Okay.

Yan Xuejing: Spread out, spread your hands.

Sun Tao: You're holding my hand.

Yan Xuejing: This is my ex-husband.

Sun Tao: This is my ex-wife.

Yan Xuejing: I participated in a TV blind date, what are you here for?

Sun Tao: Why can't I come when you come to participate?

Yan Xuejing: Then you come to choose someone else? Why did you choose me?

Sun Tao: Who chose you, as soon as I came up to six female guests, snapping and snapping, five lights were turned off, as far as your lamp was on, I didn't choose you who I chose?

Yan Xuejing: You think that lamp is for you? I was so hard that I snapped the switch.

Liu Yiwei: Are the two ready?

Yan Xuejing: Okay.

Sun Tao: Okay.

Liu Yiwei: Please sit. Dear Miss, how did so many male guests on the field look at Mr. Sun?

Yan Xuejing: Because he is excellent.

Liu Yiwei: Where is he excellent?

Yan Xuejing: He has hair.

Liu Yiwei: Can you not mention this?

Yan Xuejing: Because of his high appearance, look at people's appearance, equivalent to PM250.

Liu Yiwei: Hmm, Mr. Sun? How come so many female guests on the field have a special love for Miss Zhen?

Sun Tao: Because she is good-looking, if you look closely, you can see that she is a woman.

Liu Yiwei: The two of them are still quite humorous, is there a feeling of seeing each other and hating the night?

Yan Xuejing: It is not too late to meet.

Sun Tao: The main thing is hate.

Liu Yiwei: Let's talk about your profession.

Yan Xuejing: He is very powerful, he is the CEO of a listed company.

Liu Yiwei: Shenzhen or Shanghai?

Yan Xuejing: Vegetable market.

Liu Yiwei: Vegetable market?

Yan Xuejing: Ang, the vegetable sellers don't go to the vegetable market.

Liu Yiwei: What do you do with Miss Zhen?

Sun Tao: She is much more powerful than me, she manages five or six listed company CEOs, seven or eight CEOs, and hundreds of white-collar workers.

Liu Yiwei: Who is she?

Sun Tao: The lord of the group.

Liu Yiwei: The two are tit-for-tat, but from their words, the flame of love has been rubbed.

Yan Xuejing: Where is the flame of love?

Sun Tao: Moderator, it's time to applaud and applaud.

Liu Yiwei: Well, you are both considered successful people, if you form a family in the future, there should be no problem in terms of finance, right?

Yan Xuejing: Moderator, I think money is not the most important thing, and having money is not necessarily happiness.

Sun Tao: No money is certainly not happy.

Yan Xuejing: My opinion is different from that of the male guests, I think that there are rich ways to have money, there is no money to have no money, and when there is no money, it is more likely that two people can start a business together.

Sun Tao: That's a great way to say, I think Miss Zhen is a real Miss. Some people say they don't like money, but they like money more than anyone else. Tell me every day whose husband bought a car and sold a house for whom, and who took him on a tour.

Yan Xuejing: That's what I said, but you said all day to take me to travel, said to give me consumption, did you take me?

Sun Tao: Didn't I take you on a tour?

Yan Xuejing: Yes, he took me on a tour, and he drove me back to my mother's house.

Sun Tao: Isn't that also a tourist?

Yan Xuejing: So did you give me consumption?

Sun Tao: Why didn't you consume? Don't pay a fee on the highway?

Yan Xuejing: Are you on the highway? You took the national highway that day.

Sun Tao: Don't you pay for it?

Yan Xuejing: You.

Liu Yiwei: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I can see that you two turned out to be two mouths, right?

Yan Xuejing: You just saw it?

Sun Tao: The fool has finally learned the trick.

Liu Yiwei: Our column should be on fire, in the past, there was only a function of marriage recruitment, and now there is a function of remarriage, what kind of column is this?

Yan Xuejing: Remarriage column.

Liu Yiwei: You were originally two sons, if you re-form a family, what is this called marriage?

Sun Tao: Close relatives married.

Liu Yiwei: The relationship between the two is special, so our rhetorical questions will also be upgraded, and the two please come to the stage. Audience friends, whether these two mouths can break the mirror and reunite depends on you, and your applause is the support they have. Miss Zhen, after separating, have you always thought of him?

Yan Xuejing: Who thinks of him? You came to your show to prove yourself, and after leaving him, I am still beautiful.

Sun Tao: Pull it down, you still have unlimited scenery, no one has chosen you for eight periods, I am your help, I will take over the plate.

Yan Xuejing: Do I use you to pick up? When I first married you, I was a flower planted on cow dung.

Sun Tao: You are fortunate to have it on my cow dung, and if you insert it on the fertilizer, you may be genetically modified. Without my cow dung care, would you grow into a flower?

Yan Xuejing: When did you ever take care of me? How busy you are.

Sun Tao: What am I busy for? Am I not for this home? I can't be busy making money?

Yan Xuejing: Money, when will the money be earned? How much do you earn enough? I tell you, we women don't need you to make too much money, and we don't want to live a life of glory and wealth, just hope that when we need you, you can accompany us, sisters, right?

AUDIENCE: Right.

Sun Tao: No, who doesn't want to accompany you? yes? We men can't support our families, why is it so difficult to be a man, male compatriots, are you right?

AUDIENCE: Right.

Yan Xuejing: So how can others do it so well?

Liu Yiwei: Wait a minute, others, there are stories here, who are the others?

Yan Xuejing: Our neighbor Lao Wang's big brother.

Sun Tao: I tell you, you don't mention him to me, I tell you, I'm unlucky, I'm unlucky on him.

Liu Yiwei: You have to make this clear.

Sun Tao: We live next door with a big brother Lao Wang, then we just arrived in Beijing, I was not so busy, I was at home with her every day, she said to me, you see the old Wang next door, people are at home every day with their daughters-in-law, why can't you learn from lao Wang? Okay, I learned from Lao Wang, and when I was done, I said to me, you see that the old Wang family next door is out earning money every day, why can't you learn from the labor king of others? Then I will learn from Lao Wang, I will go out to earn money, after a long time he said to me, you see the old king next door, people are at home every day with their daughters-in-law, why can't you learn from lao Wang? I wondered, why is the height of the old king next door so difficult to climb?

Yan Xuejing: You just can't compare with people, people Lao Wang can drive to and from work and drive a ride to earn some money, why can't you?

Sun Tao: I also want to drive a hitchhiker, can I drive? I'm in the truck, can I get into the fifth ring me?

Liu Yiwei: Don't get excited, what do you say you can't stand her the most?

Sun Tao: What I can't stand the most is women's suspicions?

Liu Yiwei: Why?

Sun Tao: Because they guessed too accurately.

Liu Yiwei: Huh?

Sun Tao: She guessed blindly, host, you let me down.

Liu Yiwei: Then down, down.

Sun Tao: I tell you the most terrible thing is that she conducts destructive experiments on us men.

Liu Yiwei: How did it experiment?

Sun Tao: One day, when I came home after drinking too much, she helped me to bed and took me in her arms

Liu Yiwei: How happy.

Sun Tao: Happiness, when I was confused, she lay down in my ear and said to me, Xiao Sun, is the woman you love the most real Qianqian? It woke me up at once. You said that if I had to say Dong Qing's name at this time, would I still be alive? Besides, Dong Qing knows who I am.

Liu Yiwei: Hey, at this time I have to ask for verification. Dong Qing, do you know him?

Dong Qing: I know, we are two neighbors.

Liu Yiwei: Hey, you see.

Yan Xuejing: Then you also doubted me.

Liu Yiwei: How did he suspect you?

Yan Xuejing: He went to the south to eat at that time, and if he didn't come back at night, he would call me at three o'clock at night. Hey, where are you? I said I was at home. What are you doing at home? I said I was sleeping at home. Why do you still answer the phone when you sleep? Look at him like this. What about the video? I said it was too late, what frequency. He said I miss you.

Liu Yiwei: How good.

Yan Xuejing: What's good, he didn't look at me at all, he asked me to take a mobile phone and take a picture of the whole room, after taking a picture of the outhouse, even under the bed, he wanted to see, I asked him, I said what do you see under the bed? He said he was homesick.

Sun Tao: No, no, didn't I do that because I had you in my heart?

Yan Xuejing: Then I did that because I had you in my heart.

Liu Yiwei: Big sister.

Yan Xuejing: Go aside.

Liu Yiwei: Big brother.

Sun Tao: Comb your hair. I tell you, you have me so much, I can't stand it.

Yan Xuejing: I can't stand you having me like this.

Liu Yiwei: Okay, do you still have me as the host in your eyes? Can't stand it, I ask you, what is the place where you can't stand him the most?

Yan Xuejing: The last thing I can stand is what I do and he says I can't do anything.

Liu Yiwei: Why?

Yan Xuejing: Because I really can't.

Liu Yiwei: Huh?

Yan Xuejing: I can, don't hide from you, I am doing a very good job online now, I have built six groups with a mobile phone, and I have more than three thousand customers.

Liu Yiwei: How capable.

Sun Tao: What can you do? Every day with a mobile phone to look at, the eyes still want to be? That day when I went out, I saw the Lao Wang family next door, and Lao Yuan greeted people. Oops, Big Brother King. Oh my God, this is a new Tibetan mastiff, right? At that time, the old king of the people was anxious, what kind of eyes? That's your sister-in-law wearing a mink coat and squatting there to tie her shoelaces.

Yan Xuejing: No, who can leave the mobile phone in life now? Do everyone now have a mobile phone, you ask?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

Yan Xuejing: You see, according to this speed of development, in the future, everyone will have to engrave a two-dimensional code, and when they meet again, they don't need to introduce themselves at all, take the mobile phone and gently sweep it, what is the name of this person? What for? Who have you loved? Who did you hate? Who else is still concerned in my heart is clear at a glance.

Sun Tao: Yes, it will continue to develop like this, after the child is born, the butt looks not like a birthmark, it looks like a two-dimensional code, take the mobile phone and sweep it to know who the father is.

Liu Yiwei: Say the right thing.

Sun Tao: Well, she sells women's products, what do she add so many men to her mobile phone? Women's products are for women, and don't you men pay by swiping your card? Husbands, husbands in turn, are paying the bills.

Liu Yiwei: I have a profound understanding of this. Heck, the two of you, regardless of IQ and emotional intelligence, are born as a couple, why did you separate in the first place?

Sun Tao: You asked her.

Yan Xuejing: Because of the child, the two of us have been married for eight years and have never conceived a child, but their old grandchildren's family is still a single family.

Liu Yiwei: So coincidentally, the ancestors have been single-handed down for generations?

Sun Tao: What's going on? Our old Sun family beat Sun Wukong that will be a brother, have you heard that he has a younger brother?

Yan Xuejing: Do you know what his nickname is?

Liu Yiwei: What is it called?

Yan Xuejing: His name is Sun Yigen, so their whole family is particularly anxious, the most funny thing is that the morning after the wedding, as soon as he woke up, he asked me, hey, what is the due date?

Liu Yiwei: You are also too anxious.

Sun Tao: Later, I found out that this matter was in a hurry. I tell you the host, last winter, she finally got pregnant, at that time I was excited, I thought to myself, my grandson finally has roots, even the child's nickname I have already thought about.

Liu Yiwei: What is it called?

Sun Tao: Called Sun Yilin.

Liu Yiwei: Okay.

Sun Tao: I told her, I said string, you don't have to do anything, at home to protect the fetus, there is me outside, guess what? I went to the south for a dish, and when I came back, our skewers were gone.

Liu Yiwei: Huh?

Sun Tao: At that time, I was uncomfortable, can you understand my uncomfortable feelings?

Liu Yiwei: I can understand.

Sun Tao: Can you understand such a uncomfortable feeling?

Liu Yiwei: I can't understand.

Sun Tao: You don't understand such an uncomfortable feeling, what kind of host are you?

Liu Yiwei: Do I really understand or not?

Sun Tao: You love to understand or not to understand. What me the most was when I asked her, and I said how did the child not have it? Guess what she told me? She said it was carelessness, what is carelessness? yes? I could see that she just didn't want to take good care of the child.

Yan Xuejing: Who doesn't want to take good care of this child? At that time, you went to the south to eat, and when you came back, you were so tired that you went into the house and fell asleep, and the cart of dishes was unloaded by me alone, and I felt uncomfortable in my stomach at that time.

Sun Tao: Why didn't you tell me when you were uncomfortable?

Yan Xuejing: What do I say? The next day you were still running a long distance, and if I told you, would you be safe to drive? As a result, the day after you left, the child was gone.

Sun Tao: That child is gone, we can still ask for it, what do you mention to me to break up?

Yan Xuejing: You know what, I was lying in the hospital, do you know what the doctor told me? The doctor told me, the doctor said that you may never be able to conceive a child again in this life, your old grandchildren have been single-handed for generations, if you go to your family here, how do you go home to explain to your parents, instead of telling you to let you kick me, it is better for me to take the initiative, I will kick you first.

Sun Tao: Why did you tell me about this now?

Yan Xuejing: It's useless for me to tell you now, we're both gone.

Sun Tao: You don't say who knows about you, you say you can leave, you say you can leave this matter. It's time for you, when you still don't speak, what host are you?

Liu Yiwei: Well, let me ask you, is the wife important or the children important?

Sun Tao: My wife is important, she just won't give me children for the rest of her life, and I can't break up with her.

Liu Yiwei: Okay.

Sun Tao: These days I think of you, I think I am tired of working outside, you bring me a bowl of hot noodles, I think about the sky, you are afraid that I am frozen, you give me a warm bed, I think I made a mistake, you let me kneel the remote controller is not allowed to change the table, kneeling instant noodles are not allowed to drop slag, what a romantic picture. What are we doing working for? Isn't it just to live a good life? Now that the days are better, we have broken up, what is the meaning of this day?

Yan Xuejing: Then do you still have me in your heart?

Sun Tao: Without you, why did I come today?

Liu Yiwei: Aren't you here to take over the order?

Sun Tao: Don't you talk? Come home with me.

Yan Xuejing: Do you still love me?

Sun Tao: I love you.

Yan Xuejing: I love you too!

Liu Yiwei: I wish them a lover and a family member.

Yan Xuejing: No, no, no, I have to ask you, you chose to be with me, you will not regret it, right?

Sun Tao: I don't regret it, you are the one I chose.

Liu Yiwei: Children's business, don't have any burden, now that science and technology are so developed, you can do an IVF.

Yan Xuejing: Test tubes? How much does that cost?

Sun Tao: What money is not money, is it not a big deal to sell more than two cars of vegetables?

Yan Xuejing: Hmm.

Liu Yiwei: Next year, I have to come to our program and try to bring a little baby.

Yan Xuejing: What is fighting? That's a must, this host really can't speak.

Sun Tao: There is a problem with IQ. Besides, what is one? Just our body wants two, double card double stay!

(End)

Finishing: Public number [Small Line Jun]