No rush
After Qi Gong was appointed "Director of the Central Research Museum of Literature and History", some people congratulated him that this was "ministerial level". Qi Gong used the harmonic tone to say humorously: "No hurry, I am not in a hurry, I am not in a hurry!" ”
The minister flew the plane
When the China Book Association changed, Mr. Qi Gong recommended Mr. A. Someone was puzzled and asked him: "Can Mr. So-and-so write?" Mr. Qi asked rhetorically: "Will the minister of the Ministry of Aerospace Industry fly an airplane?" ”
Nonsense
When Qi Gong went out to give a lecture, he heard the moderator of the meeting often say, "Now please ask Elder Qi to give instructions," and his next words were: "Instructions do not dare to be taken." I am a Manchu, my ancestors are active in the northeast, I belong to the ethnic minority, and I am known as the 'Hu people' in history. Therefore, what has been said below is all "nonsense" without compromise..."
It doesn't cost you money
Mr. Qi and a friend went to Wuxi to visit, and the friend bought a pair of silk underwear at a high price and said to him: "Although it is very expensive, it is really comfortable to wear, it is really light, and it is like not wearing it." The gentleman replied, "I can get this effect without spending money." ”
The Seal of Dumping
Once, after Mr. Qi wrote an inscription for others, he routinely dropped the money and used the chapter, but the printing was reversed, and the onlookers all regretted it, and it was inconvenient to ask Mr. Qi to rewrite a picture, so he had to persuade him: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." The gentleman laughed but did not answer, and then picked up the pen and added a small line next to the stamp: "The small seal is upside down, and the cover table is also the meaning of dumping on the owner." So he raised his seat to rejoice.
Hang up and dress up
Mr. Qi Zeng Yun: The best way to test the level of a calligrapher and painter is to "hang up" his works. It's like testing a Peking Opera actor, the best way is to "dress" him, whether he is enough to "play a horn", you can see it as soon as you dress up; whether you are a calligrapher or not, you can see it as soon as you hang it.
Brilliant solution to the writing method
When Mr. Qi was lecturing, someone once handed over a note to ask about the relationship between the quality of calligraphy and calligraphy. Sir said: "It is the most difficult to convince people to judge the superiority and inferiority of calligraphy by means of penmanship. For example, when you go to the street to buy buns, you only look at the quality of the buns, whether the cook is standing or sitting and pinching, whether it is five fingers pinched or four fingers pinched? The cook came out and said, 'Sometimes standing, sometimes sitting, I'm pinching the folds with the three fingers of my left hand', do you still buy it? The three fingers of the left hand pinch the pleated bun immediately becomes fragrant? We have to figure out first whether to eat buns or crafts? Whether the four fingers or five fingers hold the tube, each has some truth, but in the end, it is the level of the work.
Work paper and pencil
Some people asked the questions of "no choice of pen and paper" and "whether you must use a good pen and paper to produce a good work". Mr. Kai said: "High-grade paper and pencil may help somewhat, but not absolutely. In history, many national treasure-level calligraphy and paintings were not written using the green skeleton musk bi jade dragon plate (pen, ink and paper) at that time. Work paper and pencil, it is better to focus on your own internal and external skills, one is to store learning and the other is to sharpen. Didn't you hear that the hanging voice must go to the Temple of Heaven? That drama class practiced leg pressing, and I didn't hear that I wanted to use gold bricks, right? ...... Kung Fu has arrived, it is going to be officially debuted, and it is not impossible to buy a point. But can't go on stage and smash the drama sign, and tell the audience's 'Singing badly under the bottom, the line head is used by Mei Lanfang', does it work? ”
Birds
Friends and family always ask with concern when they see Mr. Qi, "How have you been doing lately?" The gentleman often replied, "The bird is gone." "What is Bird Hu?" The gentleman replied with a smile, "It's almost a bit of a disaster!" ”
Hemorrhoids and aphthous sores
At a certain meal, someone gossiped about the tricks of treatment, Yun: "Some small diseases on surgical limbs are suitable for inverting the body, such as those with low back pain can walk more backwards, and if people with long hemorrhoids can stand upside down for several hours a day, then the bruises near the anus can be scattered." Hearing this, Mr. Qi smiled unhurriedly: "The hemorrhoids are scattered, and it is time for the long mouth sores." "A squirt for it.
Please come back after reading
A dealer knocked on the door of Mr. Qi Gong's house and wanted to get an ink treasure from the old man. But this merchant's reputation was very bad, and Qi Lao had heard about it for a long time, so he approached the front of the porch, turned on the lamp, and asked the merchant through the door: "What are you going to do?" The merchant said, "Come and see you." Elder Qi approached the doors and windows, showed the different directions of his body to the other party one by one, and then said: "After reading it, please come back!" The dealer was a little embarrassed and muttered, "I'll bring you some gifts." The old man said humorously: "Do you still need to bring gifts when you go to the park to see pandas?" ”
Do not dial "self-pouring"
On the campus of Beijing Normal University, teachers and students honored him as a "doctoral supervisor". Qi Gong, the doctoral supervisor, smiled and said, "The old decay is dying of old age, and when it is dialed, it will fall down, and if it is refuted, it will fall, and I will 'reverse it', and I will not dial 'self-pouring'!"
You're cold and I'm not cold
After the death of Elder Zhao, Mr. Gong Tuiqi served as its president. In a certain year, the Printing Press held a regular meeting, and Mr. Qi attended the meeting together with a leader of the China Book Association. At the meeting, Mr. Qi spoke, and naturally repeatedly mentioned how "Xiling (líng)" was, but the leader of the book association was kind enough to "correct" Mr. Qi on the side, and whispered: "It is 'Lěng'." "I don't know that my own culture is not good enough." After hearing this, Qi Gong responded, "You are cold, I am not cold." ”
ferment
At 8:30 in the morning, a friend went to Mr. Qi's place and saw him sitting on the single sofa, eating breakfast. There were no socks on his feet, his ankles were obviously swollen, and when he saw a friend come in, he slowly raised his hand to greet him. A friend asked about the gentleman's feet, and the gentleman said, "Fermentation." ”
coffin
Once, a real estate developer prepared a pen, ink and paper, and instead of letting Mr. Qi write an inscription for his real estate, Mr. Qi's face sank, and he said, "If you have prepared a pen, I must write it?" So you have the coffin ready, and I'm still jumping in? In a word, everyone present was happy.
Is your last name Yan?
Someone came to visit, and when he saw Mr. Qi, he said, "Your old spirit is really good, and you will definitely live a long life." The gentleman immediately asked, "Is your surname Yan?" "The person who asked was confused for a while. The gentleman said slowly, "Prince Yan only knows how old I can live, how do you know?" Everyone in the room laughed.
Out and out
A certain guest came to Mr. Qi Gong's house to visit, and after entering the house and taking a seat, Mr. Qi Gong gave tea as usual. When the guest saw that mr. Was old, in order to avoid labor, he nervously and politely said: "Don't bother, I won't drink water when I go out." The gentleman replied, "Didn't you 'enter the door'?" "The guests were immediately at home.
It has nothing to do with eating meat
Mr. Qi Gong once went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the nurse kept shaking with the test tube containing his blood, and Mr. Qi Gong asked, "Why are you shaking?" Answer: "Your blood is too thick, if you don't shake it, it will quickly coagulate, you need to eat less meat!" Coincidentally, at this time, Mr. Zhao Puchu also came to diagnose the disease, and Elder Zhao said: "After eating vegetarian for a lifetime, now it is also high in blood lipids." This made Qi Lao grasp the evidence of the "counterattack": "You see, I said it must have nothing to do with eating meat!" ”
Poetry is heard in the midst of suffering
Mr. Qi Gong suffers from Meniere's syndrome, during the attack of dizziness, tinnitus, vomiting, but he can take pleasure in suffering, the play "Qinyuan Gang Meniere Syndrome" lyrics:
"At the beginning of the night, the earth swirled, and it was difficult to open my eyes. Suddenly turning over the intestines and stirring the stomach, even vomiting and diarrhea; the head sinks downwards, and the feet are soft and empty. The cicadas in the ears hissed, gradually roaring like cattle, and finally the hanging hammer hit the big clock. It's really damning, like this taste, it's not easy to describe. The Ming Dynasty went to a doctor and took 'diphenhydramine' and 'shengxinning'. Say cerebral vessels, age hardening, occurrence of obstruction, loss of balance. The condition is called Meniere's and is not common for summer steam. It is a pity that the current medicine has no special effect and is waiting for the public. ”
Mr. Qi Gong's traction treatment during the attack of cervical spondylosis was a very painful thing, but Mr. Qi Gong quipped with a song "Xi Jiang Yue":
"Seven cervical spines are thorny, and six pounds of discus are tied." Two or three long ropes are fastened, and there are several traps on the head. Although it is not easy and pleasant, it is slightly the same as exercising morning exercises. In the "Record of Washing Injustice", I don't see such a hanging. ”
Another time, Mr. Qi Gong's halo attack, the doctor gave him infusion treatment did not improve. Under the sigh, he chanted a song "Fisherman's Pride and Medical Treatment" to "lyrically":
"Vertigo for many years is terrible, and the hardships are difficult to describe. Arterial aging multi-hardening, bottle hanging high, dilated vascular function is large. The seven-day course of treatment is dripped, and the ml is doubled and injected. The blind man lit the lamp in vain, just talking, nystagmus head down. ”
Self-written epitaph
At the age of 66, when Qi Gong was in the limelight, he wrote a "self-written epitaph", and 27 years later, the epitaph was finally "engraved" on his tombstone. The full text is as follows:
Middle school student, associate professor.
Bo is not refined, not thorough.
Although the name is famous, it is not enough.
High is not enough, low is not enough.
Paralyzed to the left, Pai zeng right.
The surface is slightly rounded and the skin is not thick.
The wife is dead, and there is no queen.
The mourning is still new, and the illness is the same.
Sixty-six, not unsound.
Eight treasure mountains, gradually together.
Counting life, ugly.
Body and name, all stink.
Through the above small stories and small paragraphs, we can feel the real existence of an old man who loves and hates clearly, has experienced vicissitudes, and is open-minded. This is Mr. Qi Gong, a respectable and lovely old man.