Netizens summed up a few terriers that can be laughed at for everyone for a few years, "Arthur please sit", "You are my god", "Playing sheep placenta".
"Arthur Please Sit"
This stem comes from Chen Kaige and his son eating dinner together on a variety show, a very positive (zao) style (zuo) meal, and the conversation also makes people feel their heads rather than brains.
The lights came on, Chen Kaige and his wife Chen Hong sat on both sides of the table, he said: "A little meat foam is not a ,... ..."
Chen Hong talked about popcorn, and his tone was surprised: a small grain of corn, there is so much energy...
It may be that such a show is embarrassing in itself, and the couple's discussion of food feels slightly exaggerated.
The lights came on, and his son Chen Feiyu came to the stage, and Chen Kaige shouted directly: "Arthur, please sit down." ”
Hahahahaha, is this Chen Feiyu's English name, always think that at home parents will call their children Feiyu, Xiaoyu, or other nicknames, the result is such a foreign English name. It's funny.
Finally, Chen Kaige handed his chopsticks to his son and instructed him: "Eat a piece of meat yourself." Chen Feiyu did so, he chewed with relish, looking very well-behaved, like a schoolboy.
Chen Kaige then exclaimed, "Yes, that's great! Arthur did not sit down, nor did he have a pair of chopsticks of his own.
These few minutes of suffocating politeness, no matter how you look at it, are very raw, strange to the family.
I don't know if it is to cooperate with the show or to star in its true colors, their family is embarrassing to the toe.
"You Are My God"
Haiqing was a mentor on a certain show, and she first shouted at the student Ou Hao: "I have long hair and good looks?!" Or short hair?! The tone was rather bold.
Shout do you dare to agree, Haiqing is menacing, Ou Hao obediently nodded in response: "Short hair!" ”
Haiqing found the feeling at this time, and she loudly announced: "After that, my short hair will stay for you!" "Exhausted four words.
Ou Hao could only laugh sarcastically. Haiqing stepped onto the stage, facing Ou Hao, got down on one knee, put his hand on his chest, and officially announced: "Tonight I am not a V god, tonight you are my god!" ”
Hahahahaha, Ou Hao immediately reacted, knelt down and lifted Haiqing up.
In the interview, Haiqing generously revealed that he is usually like a dog, if there is no fence to close, then he is a mad dog!
Hahahahaha, Hai Qing is really a female star who dares to be angry and dare to speak, and the status of the silly big sister is well laid down. No one can shake it.
"Beat the Sheep Placenta"
Yuan Li and Sichengova were interviewed by reporters together, and the reporter asked yuan li about giving birth to a child.
Yuan Li immediately threw the question to Sichengova, and she asked: "I heard that Teacher Sichengova beats sheep placenta." ”
Schengova was inexplicably stunned, then rolled her eyes and did not comment.
Yuan Li cheekily continued to pursue Sichengova, asking with an innocent expression and tone: "Teacher Sichengova, can this be said?" ”
Teacher Szchenkova had a blank stare again and said helplessly, "Yes." ”
Yuan Li continued: "The skin is stretched out... ..."
Szczygova skimmed her lips and wanted to explain: "It is from the inside out..."
The whole dialogue was wonderful in the expression management of Teacher Sichengova, suddenly his face turned pale, and suddenly a white eye was thrown over, Yuan Li was always unmoved, and the tone and expression were very naïve and shocking.
After these behaviors of the stars are captured by the camera, the degree of excitement is ten times, a hundred times more often than watching a TV series.
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