"Whoever I have,
Happy to find the master and mother, please say hello,
Please come again. ”
Why do you always look for a teacher and mother?
Find the master again,
Directly blocked.
On the first day of the Opening of the Qi Baishi Calligraphy Exhibition of the Beijing Academy of Painting to the public, several "door strips" became hot pictures of the circle of friends, all of which were written at random by Mr. Qi before his death and pasted at the door to confess to visitors:
"Whoever is my guest, please come back to me, please come back to the master and mother."
Why do you always look for a teacher and mother? Then find the master and mother, and directly block it.
"Never reduce the price of paintings, never stop eating, never take pictures." Add a small sentence after it: "I am eighty years old, six circles of ruler paper, and two corners are added to each circle." ”
Let's say it first, then don't mess up, you can paint it, take the money. One foot six dollars, plus 20% service charge. Please I don't go to the restaurant, ask for a group photo, the most important thing, the capitalization bold is not negotiable, I am eighty, and I say this every day, really annoying.
"Despise people to recuperate, go out for a leisurely trip before noon, and pick up customers in the afternoon."
"Last year, I lost a five-foot paper shrimp grass. I understand the winner. ”
This fourth door note is to tell the visitor who took the five feet of paper shrimp grass, I already know who you are, hurry up and send the silver!
Of course, this exhibition also exhibits the famous one: "Selling paintings regardless of friendship, gentlemen are ashamed, please give money according to Runge." ”
Don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money. The points are all drawn in circles for you.
Chinese and foreign officials and chiefs who want to buy paintings of white stones can use representatives, and they do not have to drive to the door in person. Officials have never entered the homes of the people, officials have entered the homes of the people, and the masters are unfavorable. Please inform us that we will not receive you.
The Japanese invaders, no. I feel very unlucky when I see you.
Gentlemen love wealth and have a way to get it, and the old man of Shiraishi is not all good for money, nor is he in league with the Japanese: "Chinese and foreign officials, if you want to buy the paintings of Shiraishi, you can use the representative people, and you don't have to drive to the door in person." Officials have never entered the homes of the people, officials have entered the homes of the people, and the masters are unfavorable. Please inform us that we will not receive you. ”
This confession was specially posted to those big and small leaders of the Japanese Kou and traitors who came to ask him for paintings, saying that if you buy paintings, you can find a special agent to come, you don't have to drive in person, you have never said that officials do not enter the people's homes, if you come, it is Fang me, I will not receive you. It was 1940. By 1943, he had simply posted a confession of "stop selling paintings."
Presumably, among the many boring calligraphy exhibitions, Qi Baishi's calligraphy exhibition should be the most interesting, the old man has a calm heart, mood and sorrow in color, shape in the pen, even in a small piece of paper, you can see his humor and integrity.
Of course, combing the vein of Qi Baishi's calligraphy style, such works are only embellishments, and more of Qi Baishi's large-scale calligraphy masterpieces are the objects that are more worthy of careful study in this exhibition.