Guo Yang Guo Liang sketch "The Wandering Earth" line script | happy comedian

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Guo Liang: Come and come, everyone comes, come and go, let's sit closer, sit closer.

Guo Yang: What do you mean?

Guo Liang: Is it good to be closer, come and come, come quickly.

Guo Yang: What to do.

Guo Liang: You sit, sit, sit, okay, are you ready?

Guo Yang: Is something ready?

Guo Yang, Guo Liang: (Chorus) The southern wind blows cool, the nightingale cries softly, the flowers under the moon are all dreaming, only the night is fragrant, spitting out the fragrance, I love this night, I also love this nightingale singing, I love the flower-like dream, hugging the night incense, kissing the night incense.

Doctor: Oh, it's really good.

Guo Liang: Come and go, relax, relax, Doctor, how' it is.

Doctor: Sounds good.

Guo Liang: This is all due to the fact that I let you relax, did not let you be arrogant, all return to their roles, here is the game, all return to their positions.

Soldier: Emperor Qi, today is the apology day of our planet, who are you going to apologize to?

Guo Liang: I'll apologize to you, I should be generous, I shouldn't hit you with fifty big mouths and a hundred brain melons.

Guo Yang: Okay, don't say this all the time.

Guo Liang: Yes, I'm a little tired of saying this.

Guo Yang: I'm tired of it for a long time.

Guo Liang: Hey, Doctor, who do you want to apologize to?

Dr. : There are too many people I want to apologize for.

Guo Liang: Then don't say it. Brother who you want to apologize to.

Guo Yang: If I had to apologize, I would like to apologize to my homeland.

Guo Liang: Homeland.

Guo Yang: I want to apologize to our animals, I want to apologize to our forests, I want to apologize to our glaciers, I want to apologize to our oceans, I want to say sorry to my homeland.

Guo Liang: No wonder you want to come to our planet, it will always come, well, since you have to leave, then I will not leave you, I hope that when we meet again, we will not be enemies, send guests.

Guo Yang: Brother, my name is Guo Yang, my father wants me to be like the sun, you must be called Guo Liang, my father definitely wants you to be like the moon, this is called the sun and the moon, right, Emperor Jun.

Guo Liang: My father gave me the name Earth.

Guo Yang: Earth, I hope you are getting better and better. doctor.

Doctor: Hmm.

Guo Yang: My brother's planet seems to be really suitable for human habitation, right?

Doctor: What planet, have we ever got off this spaceship?

Guo Yang: Thank you Dr. Thank you, yes, the green water and green mountains are the golden mountains and silver mountains, ready to return, ignite, call the headquarters, no human habitable planet has been found, we can only save ourselves.

Guo Liang: Brother, the earth misses you.

Guo Yang: Earth, I love you.

(The earth never needs humans, but humans can't live without the earth.)

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