(Author: Song Ming)
(Continued from the previous part: "Virtue is not matched")
Today is the school's "Book Festival", which screened the old movie "Eight Immortals Across the Sea". The little friends are all fighting for the eight immortals, who are red in the face, and each does not give in to each other. Xiao Long said, "Don't fight with you, come with me to ask my grandfather." My grandfather was an expert in this area. The little friends were half suspicious and followed Xiaolong.
Old Man Song was watering the flowers, a group of children rushed into the door, and Xiaolong shouted, "Grandpa, Grandpa." I said you know where the Eight Immortals are and they don't believe it, you tell them to hear it. ”
Old Man Song washed his hands, let the children sit down in the living room, and then said to them: "The Eight Immortals are mythological figures, there is no need to investigate the origin." However, there are also life prototypes, so it is also possible to verify the origin, and there is a more unified statement: Han Zhongli is a Xianyang person. Zhang Guolao was a native of Guangzong, Xingzhou, in present-day Guangzong County, Xingtai, Hebei. Han Xiangzi was Han Yu's nephew and grandson, a native of Heyang, in present-day Meng County, Henan. Lü Dongbin was a native of Ruicheng, Hezhong Province, in present-day Yongle Town, Ruicheng, Shanxi. He Xiangu is a native of Zengcheng, Guangzhou. Lan Caihedang was a native of Haozhou, Huainan, and was a folk artist, and Haozhou was today's Fengyang in Anhui. Uncle Cao Guo was a native of Lingshou, Shijiazhuang, Hebei Province, and was the grandson of Cao Bin, the founding prince of the Northern Song Dynasty. ”
"You know the Eight Immortals so well, tell us the story of the Eight Immortals." The children said in tongues.
"There are too many stories about the Eight Immortals, and I can't tell them all for a year." Iron Abduction Lee is the head of the Eight Immortals. Just yesterday, on a whim, I wrote a small script of Li Chengxian. ”
"It was good. Just tell us the plot. "The kids were happy.
"Okay. However, after you listen, you have to give me some advice. Old Man Song took out the script:
Iron Abduction Lee Sung-sin (Small Script)
Characters in the play
Lin Long (West Queen Mother Boy)
Muzi (The Virgin Of the Queen Mother of the West, i.e. Iron Abduction Lee. ）
Queen Mother of the West
Too platinum star
Mr
1. Tiangong
Lin Long on the scene (singing): The Ling Xiao Hall is auspicious and cloudy, and the pavilion is majestic. The crane led a high singing, Lin Long I am happy and sad today. (White) Wu Nai Xi Mother Niangniang Book Boy Lin Long is also. Born smart and clever, with clear eyebrows, a small mouth smeared with honey, and said some words that others like to hear, so it was most loved by the mother-in-law, and regarded it as if it were her own. I also thought of my mother-in-law as my mother-in-law. I also have a disciple Muzi. The body is large and strong, but it is very wooden. A gut straight to the end, often do good things and offend people. The lady only took him as a person, but told him to do all the rough and heavy work. I fell into a state of idleness. My master and disciple have been children for three years, and today we will go through all the trainings, and if we perform well in the human world, we will return to the Celestial Realm to rank in the Immortal Class. If they don't perform well, they will stay in the mortal world forever. If you do something inferior, and provoke the wrath of your mother-in-law, you will be sent to hell to give birth to animals for people to call. Although I am looking forward to becoming an immortal as soon as possible, I am really reluctant to go, and it is inevitable that I will feel sad and sad. (Shouting loudly) Muzi, Niangniang called us to the temple to obey -- at this time, I don't know where to run, it is really lack of heart and eyes.
Muzi on the field: Here it comes, it comes. We're leaving today. I had to clean the back garden quickly, or I wouldn't have a chance to sweep it again.
Yaochi
(The songs of the fairies) Qiongcao jade tree strange flowers, the spirit spring gushing pearls. Usually look unconscious, don't know when you know.
The Queen Mother of the West sat on the temple, and Taibai Venus stood aside with a whisk of dust.
Lin Long and Muzi on the field: Kneeling to worship Niangniang.
Queen Mother of the West: Get up. I'm really reluctant to let you go this way. There is the blessing of the world, and there is the misfortune of no delusion. After going down, we must abide by human morality, do our duty, cause less trouble, and return to the Immortal Class after the completion of merit. All matters under the specifics are handled by Taibai Venus. Just listen to him.
Lin Long and Muzi: The grace of Xie Niangniang's teachings.
(West Queen Mother exits)
Taibai Venus: Actually, I don't have anything to explain. There is only a small problem, this year's reincarnated flesh is only left with this handsome and ugly no choice. Who do I give the handsome one to? I think you two will decide by casting lots. ”
Lin Long (looked at Muzi and did not speak).
Muzi (knowing his thoughts, simply) said: Don't catch the cast, give him the handsome one. He was already more handsome than me. What it looked like.
On earth, the academy
Sir: Lin Long, Muzi came over.
The two men came to the podium in response.
Sir (singing): In the blink of an eye, the two of you have completed your studies. Lin Long is the most intelligent and studious. Although Muzi's grades are poor, he has good character, and each has a short and long and difficult to compare. For the master to test you one last time, to see who can compete for the first place.
Lin Long and Muzi: What is the test?
Sir: Examination of financial quotient.
Lin Long and Muzi: Financial quotient? How to take the test?
Sir (singing): You two each pick a load of firewood, and it just happens to be a big gathering today. Whoever sells firewood for more money wins the exam.
· Temple
(Fairy song: The Milky Way flips the waves and shoots the air current, and the Jade Girl stops the shuttle to clear the dew autumn.) A year in heaven is a true day, and the wind and moon on earth are self-generating. ）
Queen Mother of the West: Too white.
Taibai Venus: The old minister is here.
Queen Mother of the West: Lin Long and Muzi have been in the nether realm for some time, but somehow I dreamed about them last night.
Taibai Venus: Niangniang's great compassion and compassion for the next person. According to the calculation of the training period, it is also very different. Or let's go down and take a test together. If they can pass the exam, recruit them back to rank in the immortal class. ”
Queen Mother of the West: (nodding) It's so good, I also want to go down and walk around and scatter my mind.
bazaar
(People come and go, bustling, all kinds of shouting and selling "beef soup-"," "fragrant shortbread—" )
Lin Long and Muzi had just put down the firewood at the market, and the Queen Mother of the West and Taibai Venus transformed into two rich and rogue children with a face full of flesh and nothing to do, and came to the chai dan with an iron rod.
Taibai Venus: Boy, if any of you are willing to call me Grandpa, I will pay double the price to buy your firewood.
Lin Long (frightened calf stomach straight up.) As soon as Taibai Venus's voice fell, he shouted loudly: "Grandpa, my dear grandpa." Where is the house? I'll send you firewood.
Taibai Venus (glaring at Muzi and lifting the iron rod upwards): What about you? Hurry up!
Muzi (pick up the firewood and leave): I don't sell!
Lin Long (holding the placket of the wooden clothes, whispering): A good man does not eat the loss in front of him, and he can't help but scream a piece of meat.
Muzi (reaching out and pushing Lin Long toe): You sell yours. I don't sell this firewood anymore.
Taibai Venus (one grabbed Muzi's flat shoulder and pulled out two gold ingots): Don't talk to death. Any of you whoever scolds himself will give him a gold ingot. Whoever dares not scold me will break one of his legs!
Muzi (slammed the burden down and pulled out the flat burden): Do you dare? I don't believe there is no king's law in broad daylight!
Taibai Venus: Yo, still hard mouth? (Picking up the iron rod and beating it, only to hear a click, Muzi's leg bone suddenly broke into two sections.) ）
Lin Long (scared and slapped himself while scolding): I was raised by a prostitute. My mother is a ghoul.
(The West Queen Mother was so angry that her face turned blue, and she reached out and slapped Lin Long hard, revealing her true body.) ）
6. Epilogue
(Children's chanting: Among the six, the characters of heaven and earth exist.) Heaven has a heavenly path, the earth has geography, people have humanity, things have materiality, there is a heavenly way, so the sun, moon, and stars are feasible; there is geography, so mountains, rivers, rivers, and seas can also be formed; there are humanities, so respect and inferiority can be divided into elders and young people. There is a physical nature, so the length and shortness of the brittle can not be separated. Life has the shape of seven feet, and death is the soil of a coffin. Only virtue can be immortal, and can become a god. ）
Image on the curtain: Iron Abduction Li ascended to a god and rode away on the clouds.
Lin Long turned into a white-faced fox and fled.
(Finale)
February 11, 2022
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(To be continued, the next first 100 original novels in the series of fourteenth "Through the Wormhole")
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