Chapter 52: Judging the Ass
The next day, Wang Dakui went to the Labor Bureau as promised to see Tian Lao, and Tian Lao, who was at hand, took Wang Dakui's jeep and led Wang Dakui to the urban village in the county seat to see the bungalow courtyard that Yao Li wanted to build. Unfortunately, Wang Dakui and Tian Laodong just entered the door, Yao Li just clipped his purse to go out, saying that he was going to have a very important meeting, shook hands with Wang Dakui Tian Labor, shouted Xiao Shao in the house, and then said something to Xiao Shao, lost two packs of Chinese cigarettes, and hurriedly rode away on a motorcycle.
Xiao Shao was not small, about twenty-three or four years old, with a peach blossom face, a graceful posture, a clever mouth, a big brother in one sentence, and three or five sentences greeted Tian Laodong and Wang Dakui as if they were a family. Wang Dakui wondered that Yao Li was already thirty-five or six, but his lover was so young, it was said that Yao Li was also a section-level cadre, how could he still rent in the city village, he was trying to ask, only to see Xiao Shao take out a few pieces of paper from the table bucket and put them in front of him. Wang Dakui took a look at it, my mother, where are the three bungalows? There are three large arches in the front, four green tile rooms along the middle two pairs, and three kitchens and toilets in the back, a whole courtyard, and no fifty or sixty thousand can't be built. However, Wang Dakui was still smiling, nodded his head, looked at it, and handed the drawing to Tian Lao. Tian Laodong looked at it, and his heart was also confused, Yao Li originally said that it was enough to build three bungalows temporarily, and it was no problem for the county party committee to build a family home and give him three rooms and two halls, and now that he was building so much, it was obvious that he wanted to live in the appearance of a large family, and he groaned a little, saying: "It is very good, you two live very spacious." Xiao Shao said, "There, this is for my parents, and I will take them to live in the county town." Tian Laodong and Wang Dakui understood that Yao Li was doing things for Xiao Shao's family! However, the two did not say much at that time, but only asked about the start date, completion time, and preparations such as bricks, tiles, cement and sand, and then got up and resigned.
Coming out of Xiao Shao's house, Wang Dakui asked Tian Laodong while driving: "This Yao Li is not light,000, these fifty or sixty thousand..." Tian Laodong said: "The wool is out of the sheep, first take over the project and then say, it is not easy to get more money!" Of course, Wang Dakui understood this truth, pretended to be careless, and said: "Minister Yao looks like he wants to take his parents to live together!" Tian Lao labor sighed and said, "What! Wang Dakui wondered, "So what is this?" Tian Lao labor wanted to stop talking and said, "You don't care who you live for, just cover it, and when it is covered, your project will be in hand." Wang Dakui felt that there must be cattiness in this, listening to Tian Laodong say this, knowing that it was inconvenient to ask again, this house had to be built no matter what, pretending to be generous and righteous, and said: "The things entrusted by your elder brother, brother, I just sell quilts as felts to get it right, you put a hundred hearts!" ”
Speaking, the Labor Bureau arrived, Tian Lao got out of the car, invited Wang Dakui to go up and sit down, Wang Dakui knew that this was a sentence that made people, and said: "There are still things on the construction site, another day!" Tian Labor was originally a courtesy, there was no rice in the pot, and there was no further invitation, so he was polite with Wang Dakui, broke up his hands, and went upstairs."
Tian Laodong entered the office, the office had already been cleaned up by the correspondent and received by Xiao Liu, Tian Laodong made a cup of tea, sat on the newly purchased boss chair, drank tea and looked at the pile of documents piled up on the table with the national flag and the party flag, but thought about Yao Li and Xiao Shao in his heart. Tian Laodong knew that Xiao Shao was not Yao Li's wife, but a country girl who had been wrapped up by Yao Li and originally worked as a typist in the county party committee, and somehow let Yao Li get his hands on it. Thinking of Xiao Shao's peach blossom-like bright face, he couldn't help but swallow spit. This Yao Li, dry and thin, sharp-billed monkey cheeks, but wrapped a peach-like big girl, fucking blessed! Tian Laodong's heart was very unbalanced, this Yao Li, he was too familiar, originally a poor student who almost couldn't finish his career in high school, he didn't know where to mix a college diploma, only by one mouth. When Yao Li was a teacher at the county party school, Bu Shixing, who was still a member of the standing committee of the county party committee in charge of the organization, came to the party school to inspect and guide the work, and impromptuly and arbitrarily said a river beach of bullshit words, and the people who listened to it were disgusted, but Yao Li took the initiative to stand up and talk about the inspiration of Bu Shixing's speech to himself. He used "lofty building" to describe the importance of speech, "in-depth and simple" to explain the profoundness of speech, and "talking and laughing" to confirm the vividness of speech. Bu Shixing listened very well, seemingly praising Yao Li, but in fact flaunting himself, saying: "Only those who have a level can understand the speech with a level." Some people say that when I speak, I often pull from the east ditch to the west depression, digression, and there is no center, which is called the side of the quotation, and the form is scattered. Some people have no goods in their stomachs, of course, they don't recognize the goods. Comrade Yao Li's speech shows that the real talent is at the grass-roots level. A month later, Yao Li, nicknamed "Mouth Craftsman", was transferred to the county party committee office, and after a short time, he was actually promoted to deputy director of the organization department of the county party committee. The more Tian Laodong thought about it, the more unbalanced he became, and the female subordinates of various departments in his bureau went through the clock in their heads, and none of them could see it, either old or ugly, and all of them came from a very correct way and the background was very hard. Tian Laodong thought that in the future, he would get so many beautiful female college students who had just graduated without background in the bureau, fuck, a full subject, and it was even inferior to a "mouth craftsman" deputy department, which was really faceless.
The phone on the desk rang, and Tian Laodong came back from the romantic reverie, straightened up, picked up the phone, and said in a deep voice: "Well, where?" ”
What came out of the phone was Tang Ming's voice. Tian Laodong frowned and said, "Oh, Director Tang, what's the matter?" ”
On the other side of the phone, Tang Mingtuo said, "I'm sorry to bother you." Director Tian, you come to the Chengguan police station. "A business-like tone.
Tian Laodong asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Tang Mingtao still had the tone of his official duties: "You will know when you come, and it is best to arrange the work at hand when you come." ”
Tian Laodong thought that it was probably last night, but he was not afraid, he did not prostitute himself, what could he do with Tang Ming? However, Tang Ming's plug really can't help but go, if you let Tang Ming's plug talk nonsense, it is a pig urine bubble punching his face, and the anger is unpleasant. Therefore, Tian Laodong suppressed his unhappiness and went to the Chengguan police station. On the road, Tian's labor is a little unsmooth, you a chengguan police station chief told me to say something, or do you care if I arrange or not to arrange the work at hand? Fuck, it's too big!
When Tang Mingtuo heard that Tian Laodong had promised to come, he was so happy that he said to the old prostitute sitting in the office: "You sit in the house next door, if Tian Laodong refuses to admit it, I will ask you to come and confront you, don't be afraid, fine the money, give you a commission." ”
The old prostitute twisted and went to the house next door, waiting to get a fine commission.
Tian Lao labor hurriedly came in.
Tang Mingzuo, who was sitting at the desk, was playing with the calendar rack in his hand, and the field labor who came in was no different from the appearance characteristics described by the old prostitute, and his heart was secretly happy, and his face was full of murderous anger.
Tian Laodong did not sit down and said, "Director Tang, why can't you say something on the phone, you have to ask me to come over?" I'm very busy these days. ”
Tang Mingtuo thought that knocking on the field labor was a matter of ten to nine, plus tian labor came in without a little gesture of begging for forgiveness, and said with a sarcastic tone: "You are so busy, do you still have time and interest to go to the massage room to find a lady?" ”
Tian Lao was blindfolded and said, "Director Tang? I'm so busy blowing fire, you call me in and make this joke with me? ”
Tang Mingtuo stood up, threw the calendar in his hand on the table, and said, "Who is joking with you?" I'm grabbing a prostitute! ”
Tian Laodong was stunned and said, "Catch a prostitute? If you don't go to the place where you are prostituted, what will you do with calling me? ”
"Someone reported that you were a prostitute, so they called you in and checked it out."
Tian Laodong reacted, blaming Tang Ming for being so fierce, it turned out to be so. He said, "Director Tang, you may be mistaken, I didn't prostitute myself." ”
Tang Mingzuo sneered and said, "Few people who prostitute are willing to take the initiative to admit what they have done, and it is all evidence that is in front of them, and their mouths are not hard." ”
"Director Tang, I really haven't ever been a prostitute, you insist that I have been a prostitute, you take out the evidence!"
Tang Mingtuo glanced at Tian Laodong and said, "Let me make it clear to you that toasting is a way to drink, and punishing wine is a way to drink." You don't drink toasts and drink penalty wine, no wonder I. ”
Tian Laodong said: "I don't blame you, you take the evidence out." ”
Tang Mingtao had a cold face and walked out of the house.
Tian Laodong wondered in his heart, "What evidence can Director Tang give himself?" ”
Tang Mingtuo called out the young lady "old prostitute".
The "old prostitute" is actually not called an old prostitute, called Liao Qi, nor is he old, only twenty-five years old, but in order to earn more money in the wind and moon field, he is good at blowing Xiao to men, and he has won the nickname of "old prostitute".
Tang Mingtuo said: "This is the party who reported you for prostitution, what else do you have to say?" ”
Tian Laodong looked at the old prostitute in front of him, looked left and right, couldn't remember where he had seen it, and said, "I don't even know you, so why did you report me for prostitution?" ”
The "old prostitute" said, "You don't know me, I know you, the person you prostitute is me, I blew you a whistle, you are so happy that you made my dirty thing face!" ”
Tian Lao labor "snapped" and slapped the old prostitute and scolded: "Who did you sell your ass to, you are spewing blood here?" Where did I prostitute you? ”
The "old prostitute" rubbed his face in pain and said, "The massage room of the Furun Hotel, your guy, longer than others..."
Tian Lao labor was almost mad, and he pounced on it and wanted to fight again, but was blocked by Tang Ming.
Tang Mingtao said sinisterly: "Director Tian, it is against the law to beat people." You said she was talking nonsense, did you dare to take off your pants to verify? ”
Tian Laodong felt greatly insulted, pointed at Tang Mingtuo's nose and said, "You are a director, what right do you have to insult me like this?" ”
Tang Mingtao was also angry, saying: "Unless you take off your pants to verify that you are not a prostitute, it will mean that I have insulted you." You don't dare to take off your pants to verify, you are a suspect in prostitution, I arrest you, it is my job duty! ”
Tian Laodong laughed angrily and asked, "Do you have to take off your pants to verify?" What to verify? ”
Tang Ming's face darkened, word by word, and said, "Yes! The whistleblower said that you have a hairy birthmark the size of a small finger cover on your right ass egg, verify it, the clearer is self-clearing, the turbid one is self-turbid, Director Tian, this is also for your own good. ”
Tian Laodong looked at Tang Mingzuo, cold for a short while, Tian Laodong walked to the door, closed the door solidly, and then, facing the wall, unfastened the belt, brushed the ground and pulled his pants down to the bottom. Tang Mingtuo and the "old prostitute" stepped forward, looked left and right, and found that Tian Lao's two ass eggs were bare. Tang Mingtuo and the "old prostitute" had big eyes and small eyes, and stared at the porcelain eyes.
Tang Mingtuo called the "old prostitute" to the suite of the office for questioning.
The old prostitute repeatedly said, "I remember facing each other, absolutely not wrong!" Is the ass egg beautiful? ”
Tang Mingtuo said: "People are beautiful is the face, who still beauty ass eggs?" Is it beauty should also leave scars, farts do not, are you asking people to get more counts, up and down the eyes are blind? ”
The "old prostitute" kept shaking her head, blushing like a pig's liver.
When the two walked out of the suite, Tian Lao was still standing facing the wall with his bare buttocks.
Tang Mingtuo walked over to Tian Lao and asked tian Lao to lift his pants. However, Tian Laodong blocked it with his hand and said, "You look at it again, look at it a few more times, and see it clearly." ”
Tang Mingtuo snorted awkwardly and said, "Don't look, don't look!" ”
Tian Laotou turned his body around and said expressionlessly: "You two look at the front again, whether it is long or short, whether it is hard or soft, see clearly and look carefully, handle the case, and handle the case as an iron case." ”
Tang Mingtuo knew that he had put down the matter of replying, helped Tian Laodong lift his pants, and said in a series of words: "I'm sorry I can't help it, I make up my feelings..."
Tang Mingzuo was worried that these two sentences would definitely not win tian labor's forgiveness, and he was ready to send a reply to tian labor. Unexpectedly, Tian Laodong said: "It's okay, as long as it can prove that I don't have prostitution, it doesn't matter if I take off my pants again." It's all right, I have to go back, there are people waiting in the office. ”
"Then you go first, come back, brother invite you to drink." Tang Mingtuo said.
Tian Lao labor did not answer the call, and walked out of the office quickly with a cold face.
After Tian Lao labor left, Tang Mingtuo slapped the "old prostitute" and scolded: "You selling ass goods, you have fooled Lao Tzu miserably!" What the "old prostitute" couldn't figure out was that it was obviously this person, why the mark on his ass was gone, he was not convinced, he did not dare to argue, he covered his face, and tears flowed down. Tang Mingtuo looked at the grievances and resentment of the "old prostitute", and did not dare to make this goods too cold, and he would have to rely on this goods to provide fine resources later. He changed his face again, squeezed the ass of the "old prostitute" with a smiley face, and said: "Zhen is angry, hitting is kissing and scolding is love, you have no merit and hard work." After saying that, he took out two old man's heads from the drawer and stuffed them into the bra of the "old prostitute" and casually touched them on his face.
The "old prostitute" just now resented Tang Ming's turn of the face and was ruthless, Tang Ming's plug pinched and touched, and the two old man's heads made the "old prostitute" happy to blossom in his heart, with his back against the big tree to cool off, there was Tang Ming's plug covered, this skin and meat business... Before leaving, he threw a wink at Tang Mingtuo.
Tang Mingtuo looked at the empty office, thinking about the scene that had just happened, and a question mark suddenly flashed in his mind: Tian Lao labor was insulted by the verification of taking off his pants, so he did not care, can this matter be put aside?
Tang Mingtuo guessed well, Tian Labor was humiliated for no reason, and this matter could not be put aside. Tian Laodong knew in his heart that this must be a disaster for his indisputable brother Tian Gong. Tian Laodong and twin brother Tian Gong, the two people look exactly the same, the only difference is that Tian Gong's right ass egg has a small hairy birthmark the size of a finger cover. When I was a child, the dolls all wore open crotch pants, easy to recognize, and when they lifted the jirizi to see, the brothers were clearly distinguished, but when they grew up, the jirizi was not easy to uncover, so it was difficult for the brothers and outsiders to distinguish clearly. Tian Laodong was worried that if things got bigger, he would stink the reputation of the Tian Movement, and if he was bad about arranging a job for him, he would not be disgraceful to himself, but this tone had to come out, and the gentleman would take revenge, and he would have to look at the timing!
Tian Lao labor left the gate of the police station and went to the organization department of the county party committee. Yao Li was sorting out the list of cadres who were about to be promoted during the recent inspection in his office, and when he saw Tian Laodong coming, he thought that Tian Laodong had come to ask him about his brother Tian Lao's movement, and he put Tian Lao's work on the sofa and said: "The matter of the movement is basically fixed, you know the procedure, don't be too anxious." I originally thought that Tian Labor would be very happy to hear it, but I didn't expect that Tian Labor just muttered a sigh of thanks, said a word of thanks, and did not say a word. Yao Li was very strange in his heart, and looking at Tian Laodong's face again, he became more and more strange, what could make this cannon-tempered Tian Bureau Chief turn into a stuffy gourd?
It seemed that Tian Lao labor had encountered something tangled up in it, and handed Tian Lao a cigarette and asked, "Why, this is a strange thing." ”
Tian Laodong smoked a cigarette, calmed his face, sighed, and said with hatred that Tang Ming had examined his ass. The more Yao Li listened, the bigger his eyes became, this Tang Ming bolt, so bold, he actually used means against a bureau chief of the main section! Just in shock, he only listened to Tian Laodong and said: "Tang Mingtuo also said that there were minister Yao and Huang Xiliang that day, and several of you collectively prostituted prostitutes, the evidence is conclusive, and no one can run." ”
Yao Li listened, expressionless, but his heart was like a boiling water pot, and the water was rolling: fucking this Tang Ming plug, face to face a set of back sets, dare to play with Lao Tzu!! Have your good looks! He said to Tian Laodong, "You are angry. Tang Mingzuo probably forgot the old saying that dogs are crazy bricks and people are whipped, and I will let him have a long memory. "Field labor adds salt and vinegar, what you want is Yao Li's words." He knew that this Yao Li was not only a mouth craftsman, but also a guy with teeth in his belly, and when he saw that he had achieved his goal, he changed his face and said to Yao Li with joy that in the morning, he had already met with Wang Dakui, and said that he would build a house for Xiao Shao, and Wang Dakui's matter would also be taken care of. Yao Li snorted and said, "Of course, you can rest assured!" The two men talked a few more gossips, and Tian Lao labor resigned.
As soon as Tian Laogong left, Yao Li received a phone call from the director of the county party committee office, asking him to attend an emergency meeting in the county party committee conference room to study the emergency of the village director of Yenu Town hitting people.
to be continued...
