I have a super girlfriend
The brothers were very envious and jealous
She is on weekdays
Intellectual, lively, a little mischievous
I like the way she packs up the flowers
She makes Coke chicken wings
And the music she used to listen to
Just the time with her
Most of the time it's very happy
Why is the majority
Because......
Every time her "great aunt" came soon
All of a sudden, they will become lionesses
Often because of a small thing
It will start the roar of the Lion of Hedong
There are surveys showing
13% to 25% of women experience irritability and emotional instability during and before menstruation[1]
I'm so confused
Where did that cute she go
Whenever she was in a bad mood
Wangcai and I could only hide
Before menstruation, she will become fond of spending money
The study found
Premenstrual women have lower levels of self-control
Decreased ability to avoid risks or make rational decisions[2]
Wait until her "great aunt" finally arrives
I couldn't help but be happy
Thought it was all right
Unexpectedly, the lioness turned into a hungry bear again
I eat one bowl of rice and she can eat two bowls
Snacks do not leave the mouth, fat I dare not say
If I don't stand in the way
That's what awaits me
She screams on the scale after her period is over
Sometimes she turns into a dried salted fish
Just wanted to lie in bed and snuggle up on the couch
I can't wait to walk on my back
I don't want to talk, I don't want to work, I don't want to do housework
When the stomach hurts
She would be wrapped in a quilt
Turn into a writhing caterpillar
What she didn't actually know was
The pain hurt in her body even more in my heart
Sometimes she would turn into a sloth
Will fall asleep at any time
It was like being in a coma
You can sleep all day
But whatever she was in normal condition
Or transform into various non-human species
To tell the truth, I love her very much
So did a lot of homework about "big aunts"
It is recommended that the brothers of the same way take a small book and write it down
Have a daughter-in-law's good care
Those who do not have a daughter-in-law can also use these methods to win the hearts of beauties
Cough, knock on the blackboard!
1. Girls' menstruation is an inevitable normal physiological phenomenon, so care and understanding is the first.
2. What she needs is not reasoning but comfort and thoughtfulness, so it is best to take care of housework during this period.
3. When the mood is not good, a warm hug works more than anything.
4. The massage skill starts to come online, gently pressing her calves, and warming her lower abdomen.
5. Will not stew chicken soup, boiling red date porridge does not matter, boiling pot brown sugar water put some ginger shreds is always OK, although it may not have a practical effect, but let her feel your love is also very important.
6. Help her buy painkillers and cover her with a quilt at night so as not to get cold.
7. Tell her jokes to make her happy, and she can reward you with more than just laughter.
……
Okay, I've got you here.
Later, take more hot water to prevaricate her,
You are really not as knowledgeable as our family!
postscript
Most women have large mood and mood fluctuations from 5 days before menstruation until 2 to 3 days after the start of menstruation.
In addition to irritability and sadness, there are also anxiety, nervousness, low mood, excessive sensitivity, inability to lift spirits and other phenomena, and some will also appear physical discomfort, such as headache, dizziness, fatigue, drowsiness, low concentration, breast swelling and pain.
This is medically known as premenstrual syndrome (PMS). According to statistics, PMS is very common in women, and 75% of people have experienced it [1].
In addition, many factors can lead to dysmenorrhea, such as excessive prostaglandin secretion, uterine dysplasia, physical weakness, nervousness, endometriosis, hormonal effects, cervical stenosis, etc.
If dysmenorrhea affects life, you need to seek medical attention and find the cause for treatment.
Don't think that you can endure the pain.
Review expert: Gong Jing | Deputy Chief Physician of the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Beijing Anzhen Hospital, Capital Medical University
bibliography
[1] Julia Sacher, et al. Menstrual Cycle Phase Modulates Emotional Conflict Processing in Women with and without Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS) – A Pilot Study. PLoS One. 2013; 8(4): e59780. doi: 10.1371/journal.pone.0059780
CHEN Chunping. The Effect of Menstrual Cycle on Loss Aversion in Women's Decision-Making: Evidence from Behavioral and Brain Imaging[D]. 2012.
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